This is a response to Erica's article: How To Go To College And Ski As Much As Possible

http://www.newschoolers.com/news/read/How-To-College-Ski-Possible#1tjiF05Brh3dM0is.99

What's the best way to go to college AND ski your brains out? Great question, friend!

Well, the answer isn't what Erica suggested.

The real answer is: you can't. It's impossible. College requires you to "be in class" and "take tests" and "turn in homework."

One time, I failed Organic Chemistry because I was in Canada and apparently you aren't "allowed" to take tests in Canada.

The only real way to go to college and ski as much as possible is to:

A) go to online school

B) drop out

C) build a teleportation device

There you go folks. Pick one of those three options and you can ski as much as you want! Personally, I recommend online college.

I failed two classes, but I got an A in drinking.

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