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Nicknames for a vagina

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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Someone once posted the term 'stinkwallet' and I swear I had a heart attack!!! HAHAHAHA Please make me piss my pants!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:31PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
BOX
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
Aug 28 2002 4:36PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
vagina (n) -
1)self saucing fur burger
2)the only reason for female existance

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 28 2002 4:36PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
My home away from home


I gotta friend with a pole in the basement.
What?
I'm just kiddin' like Jason.
Oh.
Unless you're gonna do it.
Aug 28 2002 4:38PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
eeeewww, that first one just made me chuff in my garbage can, ssfb! lol

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:38PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Is that the best that you guys can do? Stink wallet is still funnier! HAHAHAHA

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:39PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
your gay
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
Aug 28 2002 4:41PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
sweet! thanks dude! I've been waiting for someone to tell me that!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:46PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
good now you know so you can shut up.
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
Aug 28 2002 4:47PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
It's supposed to be you're gay, not your gay, your sentence doesn't make sense! I didn't really understand what you were getting at, I'm very sorry!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:49PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
i appologize for my gramatical misshaps LANE. EAT A DICK.
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
Aug 28 2002 4:54PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
ten four!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:54PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
baby barfer-upper
Aug 28 2002 4:55PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i got one: Bacteria infested raunchy cesspool of bacterial shit

but i love hittin it all the same

another one: Hairy taco




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:02PM
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KoBEN
Posts: 283 - Karma: 12
how bout some dirty 'meat curtains'
Aug 28 2002 5:24PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
LOL BABY BARFER-UPER!!!!

oh my, my life is now complete.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Aug 28 2002 5:30PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i still think mine is better............*pout*




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:36PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Why is it hard for girls to pee in the morning?
Well have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich right after you wake up?


I gotta friend with a pole in the basement.
What?
I'm just kiddin' like Jason.
Oh.
Unless you're gonna do it.
Aug 28 2002 5:38PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeah, it's pretty hard man, and it drips all over the place




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:47PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
every month the hatchet wound graces girls w/the amazing vaginal blood fart.
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from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Aug 28 2002 9:19PM
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JayDC7
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hahaha, that was terrible. i like skipimps.
Aug 28 2002 9:23PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Go Red Wings!


''Tim Salmon, the greatesst pasepall player thut evuh lived.''
Aug 28 2002 9:36PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
HAHAHA! baby barfer upper.. i can now die a happy man.
tunafish taco is good too.

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 28 2002 9:57PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
poon tang
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Aug 29 2002 12:06AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
On behalf of the females: this is gross! I don't even know why I came into this thread.
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Swimming in a sea of faces, trying to get to you
Aug 29 2002 1:40AM
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Sean14456
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so derogitory, but i loved the term stinkwallet
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Aug 29 2002 1:41AM
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godsDun
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 29
the fornt bum
Cheez-It
Aug 29 2002 1:45PM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
damn the best part of this thread was the exchange of insults from chrismuldoon and lanemyers. hahah 'ten four'!
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Aug 29 2002 2:11PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
lane meyers is the shit... instead of getting into a long battle over who's gayer, he simply put it at 'ten four!' .... amazing.

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 29 2002 2:15PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I am retarded is the man read this shit, I'm still fucking laughing!


there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 29 2002 2:16PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i have a wierd feeling you two are the same person......but if your not, just spank my ass and call me aunt jemimna




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 31 2002 2:45AM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
haha, where do you guys come up with this shit.
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Sep 2 2002 10:15AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
aunt jemima (smack)
Sep 2 2002 10:18AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
applejacks

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 2 2002 12:51PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Here goes:
Bearded Clam
Snatch
Slit
Gash
Twat
Hatchet Wound
Manhole
Cockpit
Cooter
Snackcrack
Fuzzy Flounder
Muff
Coochie
Slughole
SmellyCat
Happy Hole
Snotlips
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SUVs suck!

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Sep 2 2002 1:27PM
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EastCoastPride
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snotlips. i'm likin it.
Sep 2 2002 2:06PM
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Lord_Piot
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ahahahahahahah skipimp

smack my ass and call me aunt jemima(SP)

lmao

you r0ck

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Sep 2 2002 4:58PM
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renorider
Posts: 402 - Karma: 28
precious curtains of beef
putter
the dueling snails
chunch

'No matter how hot she is, someone some where is sick of her shit'
Sep 3 2002 12:27AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
q: what would you do to women if they didnt have cunts?
a; chuck rocks at them
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yeah What!
Sep 3 2002 1:41AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i refer to them as sweet meat
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 3 2002 1:42AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
q: why do women get periods?
a: they deserve them

tell that one to a feminist, i got slapped when i did
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yeah What!
Sep 3 2002 1:42AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Oh yeah...that 'ten four' comment was the best thing i have ever seen to hit this forum
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 3 2002 1:42AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
whoa, my last post was at exactly the same time as sirjibsalots
wierd
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yeah What!
Sep 3 2002 1:44AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Hey how about The Bearded Axe-Wound
Sep 3 2002 1:54AM
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gravteck
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Damn didn't anyone post camel toe yet?


Sep 3 2002 2:06AM
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EastCoastPride
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Q: why can't they have sex ed. and driver's ed. at the same time in afghanistan?
A: The camels get too tired.
Sep 3 2002 8:00AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Holy shit it was too...thats wicked...
that should go in forum history or something like that
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 3 2002 12:40PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
what should?





Hi, my name is Teddy, and I'd really love your support. You see, I've founded the Teddy Blank organization. All of your donations go towards helping underpriveliged children in the city. (Actually, I need money for skis and lift tickets. Your donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you from all of us here at the TBA.)

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
Sep 3 2002 2:29PM
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sirjibsalot
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that fact that me and what posted at exactly the same..to the very second
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 3 2002 6:04PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
that is pretty cool. who's got to go on first?





Hi, my name is Teddy, and I'd really love your support. You see, I've founded the Teddy Blank organization. All of your donations go towards helping underpriveliged children in the city. (Actually, I need money for skis and lift tickets. Your donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you from all of us here at the TBA.)

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
Sep 3 2002 6:06PM
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