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If you could have the perfect ski, what would it be?

I'm talking details... Dimensions, both length and widths, tip shape, twin tip (I assume twintip, I can't imagine skiing on anything else). Wide? Skinny? Short? Long? Blunt tip, pointy tip. Soft? Stiff? And graphics, what would you look for in graphics on a ski?

Tell me what YOUR absolute perfect ski would be (serious responses only please)

*note: this is completely unrelated to the stumpysticks
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _And everything else closed and I was making shoes.