Replying to i'm "at work" right now

Yeah, so right now i'm on an hour long dinner break at home which'll probably end up being and hour and a half long. I'm getting paid too. And the funny thing is, even when I go back there's nothing for me to do. Everyone should get a cushy job like this. Tomorrow I think I'll call in sick because there's a good swell coming in so I'll go surfing and get paid for it.

'The 90s are kiling me. I should not have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're going to kill him anymore. I've got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. '