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I need tips on turning myself into a grape.

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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I think if I try hard enough I could turn myself into a grape. Anyone else ever try? I need some tips/advice. Thanks




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Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



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Aug 21 2002 4:04PM
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Lord_Piot
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i can help you in about 20 min

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Aug 21 2002 4:17PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Hurry up, one of my legs is turning purple!!!




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 21 2002 4:18PM
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mammothpunks
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go drink a case of wine. you are what you drink, arnt you?!
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Aug 21 2002 4:20PM
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alpentalik
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Watch Charley and the Chocolate Factory and do exactly what the girl who turns into a blueberry does.


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Aug 21 2002 4:24PM
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sonya
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no what i think mammothpunks was trying to say was 'go squeese yourself into a bucket and make wine'



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Aug 21 2002 4:43PM
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mammothpunks
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right
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
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Aug 21 2002 4:45PM
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BrodyLeven
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yeah the title of this thread is definitly one of the most funny on'es i've seen...then i went on to read it

i dont know why. this was damn funny.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Aug 21 2002 5:24PM
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PhattTim
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Well I haven't done it for a while but let me do some research and I'll post an article.

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Aug 21 2002 6:52PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Well I took a long shower to try to help the process, but I only succeeded in turnign my fingers, and toes into raisins. Close, but not quite. I need to concentrate a little harder now.




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 21 2002 8:30PM
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ESB
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Yeah, it seems like you skipped a step there... have you staked yourself?

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Aug 21 2002 9:08PM
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Joos
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Hey if you succeed, just don't chuck yourself in the microwave aye..nasty things happen.

What gravity?
Aug 21 2002 10:18PM
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kristen
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and if you turn into a grape don't feed yourself to dogs. cause that'll make them sick.



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Aug 21 2002 10:42PM
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yetirolfe
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paint them selves purple
Aug 21 2002 10:48PM
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MadHouse
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don't concentrate, you'll end up as juice.
Aug 21 2002 11:15PM
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FreshCoast
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Crawl up into a ball and go sit in a vinyard for week. If that doesn't work, i think your screwed.
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Aug 21 2002 11:22PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Ok I got it!!!
I turned myself into a raison earlier, and as depressed as I was, I went out for a few beers. After a half dozen, I noticed my skin becoming more elasticy. After another 6, my skin was becoming more purple by the second! Then I figured it out: I would reverse the flow by adding liquid to my system! So after another dozen beers, I had finally turned myself into a grape!!!
Congratulaions me!!!




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 21 2002 11:24PM
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PhattSarah
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Congrats Matt! Rosie likes grapes so you'd better not come over here after all, she'll eat you! What colour grape are you?
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Aug 22 2002 4:21AM
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maxcox9
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typing must be a bitch when youre a grape, hopping around on the keyboard like that...


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I like the bass when it's big and phatter
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I like the beat and the size does matter

Aug 22 2002 5:21AM
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Joos
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Hey dude, could you like go to a blood donors place..get them to take a few bags from ya... then put the bags in some storage for like a year and then give them to me?

Stoked... getting pissed off a skier grape.

What gravity?
Aug 22 2002 6:34AM
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BrodyLeven
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haha maxcox

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 22 2002 1:39PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I am so thirsty all the time, being a grape is hard work! But if I dont drink I will turn back into a raisin. Oh well, crack me open another beer will ya?





Hey everyone, I'm a grape!!!
Aug 22 2002 2:29PM
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BrodyLeven
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it's not funny any more.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 22 2002 3:03PM
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sizzlah
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i have nothing to add. this thread was perfect!

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Aug 23 2002 7:16PM
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sirjibsalot
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eat lots of grapes and grape juice and then lay in the fridge for 4 days and then go to the swimming pool and float there for about day and then roll in the dirt and the dump some grape juice on your head and then presto...your a mutha fuckin grape
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Aug 23 2002 9:43PM
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teethi
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dude drink a ton of saltwater and then ure system will be all water starved and then just go to a tanning booth for like 3 days.
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Aug 24 2002 12:56AM
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sirjibsalot
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Hey i have a couple of grapes in my pants
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Aug 24 2002 3:19AM
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i_am_retarded
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all you need to do is get some purple paint... and a few buckets of sodium-nitrate... then once yu have those jump off a high bridge because your not funny; in fact, you are so unhumurous that killing yourself is really the only choice you have.
Aug 24 2002 3:25AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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In true newbie fashion, you have once again proved how gay you are, I_am_retarded.














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Aug 24 2002 3:32AM
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i_am_retarded
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oh pleeeeaaaasse! i have proved myself to be retarded?? certainly you are mistaken my friend, as you can see you were clearly the one writing about 'how to become a grape'. why do you have to be so choosy?? you're already a fruit.. does it really matter which fruit you are?
Aug 24 2002 3:39AM
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Nufity
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lol this is oe ofv the weiredst threads ever
Dec 30 2011 10:52AM
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ohmythugaim
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quality bump
Dec 30 2011 10:56AM
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Childstar.
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LOL I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Dec 30 2011 10:59AM
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artfullydodged
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I wonder if he ever managed to become a grape
Dec 30 2011 11:54AM
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yuck
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we will never know...
Dec 30 2011 11:59AM
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J.M
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nice
Dec 30 2011 12:08PM
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.Apex.
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reverse liposuction and swim in grape kool aid
Dec 30 2011 2:40PM
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stoned_sorcerer
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my threads for some good tips.
Dec 30 2011 3:48PM
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COrider
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You will if you read the fucking thread
Dec 30 2011 4:01PM
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k-fred
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dope thread!
Dec 30 2011 4:02PM
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FerrisBueller
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this
Dec 30 2011 4:03PM
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RagingSkier
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this thread has potential
Dec 30 2011 5:51PM
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I.B
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Yeah he acutally did

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Dec 30 2011 6:00PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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this reminds me of that video where the grape turns into a mellon. maybe where he got it from?

Dec 30 2011 6:05PM
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yuck
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Dec 30 2011 6:25PM
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act.resist
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bahahahahahhha
Dec 30 2011 7:18PM
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Deluge
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he just wants to be a grape
Dec 30 2011 7:23PM
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Ribss.
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your icon, and the icon after, too fucking funny.
Dec 30 2011 7:47PM
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Willgum
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Classic Nsg.
Dec 30 2011 8:52PM
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soulskier
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winner winner winner
Dec 30 2011 9:17PM
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Nufity
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Dec 30 2011 9:40PM
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