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um k this happened to a friend, this 'friend' was getting high at 5am this morning near a construction site
he then walked up to a 65ton steam roller and sat in it
he then proceded to find the keys and they were in the first place he thought of, inside the safety manual compartment)
being 5am he took the keys for another day.
now should he
1) not touch keys again
2) RIDE THE MOTHER FUCKER!!!
i vote 2
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definately 2
he should go at like 3am or something
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yeah What!
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Holy shit, Ride that Fucker!
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Dear god. Does your friend care about jail time/getting shot?? Think of all the play he'd get on Real Tv and worlds scariest police chases if he went on a low speed rampage flattening mail boxes and stuff with cops behind him.
That said...i vote 2
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haha 2.
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put it on ebay
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ride it at the night or early in the morning and have a good escape rout or something. Don't dick around for more than 10-15 min, then you might have the cops there, if they come, have a good way out, and try splitting with the keys cause of fingerprints and shit
You will crash and burn before you fly
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Pick me up for the ride!
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first your friend must steal a car, second he must run over the car, third he must take a picture. dont' fuck it up.
a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
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How about this... Take a hot girl there and ride her in it!
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take it to the pet store
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fuck that man, dont ride the one from whee you stole the keys, keeps the keys for a while, you see, with heavy machinery they keys fit almost all the same equiptment, so when you in another town and see a construction area, go rampage their, its harder to find somone when they live in a different town( or even a different state if you could)
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ride that mutha fucka like there was no tommorow...run over a house or some shit that would be cool
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
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mike_hunt has the best idea here
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incase you didnt notice i have the keys
and yes were riding that hoe tonite.
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sweet. monkeywrenching around is one of my fav. things to do. drive it a while... then crash it and fuck shit up.
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Don't dick around, more than 20 minutes and someone will hear it in the middle of the night. Park it back in it's original place too. Do that and you should be fine.
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