i found this to be funny

hehe I wonder if it worked.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison

ya, in vancouver on the fox they made this guy legaly change his name to that as part of a contest and keep it that way for a year, he liked it and has kept it that way for like 4 years now.


'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

thats sweet
Ebay has everything from blow up sex dolls to philipino sex slaves to skis to wives. it has all the bases covered

Why isn’t there a knife on a spork? What would you call a spork with a knife on it?

Low Summit Kicker Posse

didnt some guy change his name to goodyear and now he gets a shit load of money?
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass