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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
On sunday night at a San Diego party a member of the notorious CML once again silences the critics and puts a shit talker in his place. This member shall be named Member X, as to give his real identity would result in legal problems.

Member X went to San Diego for the weekend and attended a party with his girlfriend on sunday night. While at this party he was confronted by a Mexican gang, the gang apparently told him that he was nothing and made violent threats and comments about his girlfriend, so he proceded to announce not to fuck with him as he is also in a gang, the CML.

The party raged on, with guests oblivious to the potential situation at hand. With more words said and a few hours past, tension between the two clicks was brought to new heights as a member of the opposing gang grabbed a hold of Member Xs girlfriend and began to kiss her.

At this point Member X represented in true CML form, by taking command of a nearby chair. He raised the chair above his head and unleashed his wrath upon the Cholo. The beating went on for 3 or 4 minutes and resulted in a severly bloody and beaten gang member, the remaining 5 members of the gang were so scared by the actions of Member X that they immediatly fled the scene.

Just a reminder that you should beware of the CML and speak with respect while in their presence.



One day I was walking by, with a walkman on
when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.
so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.
i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.
its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck
right next to a humoungus truck,
in a two car garage.
Aug 20 2002 11:53PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
don't fuck with people and people won't fuck with you. and if they do, they're asking for it.
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Yes now I hear the police comin' after me. The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair, she's got the police comin' after me.

--Scarlet Begonias
Aug 21 2002 12:01AM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
ohhhh my.....


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Aug 21 2002 12:02AM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
word bitch, fuckin cholos best recognize the cml


So chill on your porch and drink your fortys, and if somebody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin''
Aug 21 2002 12:05AM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
I could TOTALLY see tanner doing that!


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Aug 21 2002 12:12AM
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gravteck
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Sounds like the mexicans weren't really a gang but just a bunch of poser chicanos.
Aug 21 2002 12:37AM
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Drail
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damn skiers, always beating up kids at birthday parties.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
Aug 21 2002 12:48AM
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Line1260
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the way to fight a 'gang' is say ill take the biggest one. nobody else will want to fight you after that. except for maybe the biggest one. then kick his ass


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Aug 21 2002 12:55AM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
yea, but I hate when people jump in, I fought 3 people about my size a few days ago and I had everything under control until two of the fuckers grabbed me while the one I was fighting was down, moral, do people have no courtesy, like isn't that pretty cheap?


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Aug 21 2002 12:58AM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
thats part of it though. ive been on that end of it, and given that too


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Aug 21 2002 1:00AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
what the fuck is the CML?


Bellisimo... Its Italian for grouse
Aug 21 2002 2:06AM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
the cml is an orginization of newschool skiers dedicated to the drinking of hella fortys and the smoking of madd blunts. how bout that?

Dirty, the kids are ignorant these days, you haven't been representin enough lately.


So chill on your porch and drink your fortys, and if somebody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin''
Aug 21 2002 2:11AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
I didnt know the CML was such an angry bunch...
From what Dmb posts they sound so happy and full of joy.


'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
Aug 21 2002 9:33AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
Crazed Mammmoth Locs will fuck you up
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
http://www.mammothpunks.com CML represent
Aug 21 2002 1:48PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen on here. Are we supposed to be afraid of you or respect you because you say so?




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 21 2002 2:02PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
the dumbest thread ever? you are a retard, most of the time i post stupid nonsense, but this post is straight truth, it really happened.

whether or not you respect the cml, you should show respect while in the presence of the cml, or you may be beaten with a chair. bitches.


One day I was walking by, with a walkman on
when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.
so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.
i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.
its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck
right next to a humoungus truck,
in a two car garage.
Aug 21 2002 3:29PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I hate people who take themselves seriously.




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 21 2002 4:01PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
and i hate people who take this forum way to seriously
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
http://www.mammothpunks.com CML represent
Aug 21 2002 4:14PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
word to that mammoth. Best statment ive read in a while.
'I've got plenty of reasons to smile...I'm black' - My pal Michy
Aug 21 2002 4:54PM
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Drail
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i hate people.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
Aug 21 2002 5:23PM
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yetirolfe
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i hate bee's they fucking scare the shit out of me
Aug 21 2002 6:45PM
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mammothpunks
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wu-tang killa bees comin at ya!
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
http://www.mammothpunks.com CML represent
Aug 21 2002 7:03PM
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springsskier
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
i have nothing at at all against the CML, mainly because i hardly know anything about them.. but for some reason i have a hard time believing that a Mexican gang only consisted of 5 members... and that none of them had gats.. If it was a real gang.. the cml person probs would have got shot by another person in the gang
Aug 22 2002 11:24AM
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midwest_rep2
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HAHAHA....sorry, couldnt resist.
Aug 22 2002 5:37PM
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dpoiii
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haha yea that was funny..but that sounds cool..props to 'Member X'
Aug 22 2002 5:40PM
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newschooler14
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yea it doesnt sound much like a mexica ngang but whatever.
rastafarians believe ronald reagan was the anti-christ
Aug 23 2002 4:38PM
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yetirolfe
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a lot of gangs in so cali are poser ones trying to look tough
Aug 23 2002 5:31PM
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mammothpunks
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dont mess with the CML. Spriet will call up the metal mulisha if needs be.
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
http://www.mammothpunks.com CML represent
Aug 23 2002 7:30PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
Brian Deegan scares me.


'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
Aug 23 2002 7:50PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
dang....... i wonder who this member X is.


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Aug 23 2002 8:09PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
hey punk! how do you know said member wasnt packin' heat? eh?


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Aug 23 2002 9:45PM
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Capurnicus
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nicely done CML, i wish i had a gang, and a chair
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Aug 23 2002 10:10PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
mike metzger is one of the skinniest guys I've ever seen. he's 'metal mulisha' right?


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Aug 23 2002 10:24PM
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Skibum420
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yeah id be afraid of tanner and medsker with a chair.........cool kids but need to put on some weight...anyway the CML are pretty fuckin cool kids but in a real gang fight i think they would have some trouble
~Kevin
Aug 24 2002 3:55PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Ya CML is tough as nails and all, but I think the East Long beach Crypts would definatly fuck their shit up. Fo Rilla.

By the way that type of thing from Member X is not all that un-common. He is a feisty little bastard.
Aug 24 2002 4:19PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I had a gang in hich school. We were the 187... We all had nunchuks and beat people up with em. I was so ruff!














What is the colour of a mirror?
Aug 24 2002 5:17PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
Not only should you show respect for the CML, but for anyone and everyone. Just like the CML should respect everyone, and i hope they do. It did sound like that guy deserved it, but fighting really isnt that cool. A fist leads to a chair, a chair leads to a bat, a bat leads to a knife, a knife leads to a gun. Horaay for guns.
Aug 24 2002 8:41PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,353
A gun leads to making Gun Love. Sweet, sweet gun love.
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Aug 24 2002 9:06PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
I have a friend named Darryl. Darryl is a big, fat, black guy. Like, I'm talkin HUGE. probably 500 pounds or something. He has to walk sideways through doors, AND duck his head. He eats our whole kitchen when we come home drunk. A few nights ago at this party, someone tried to fight darryl. WHO TRIES TO FIGHT WITH DARRYL??

fights are dumb. also, entertaining. so most of the time I don't mind. neither does darryl.

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Aug 25 2002 8:26PM
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Drail
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yea, i'm a beast. watch yourself

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 25 2002 9:24PM
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BigRich
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So your telling me, there is a gang of skiers who call themselves the CML???
and that they have a reputaion for fighting.
Words cannot express how pathetic that sounds.

Aug 25 2002 9:40PM
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NoTeefa
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I BET IT WAS CRAIG!!
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
~mommy~
Mar 5 2003 10:18PM
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dspin7x
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hahah oo a bunch of rich kids form a resort town ha sounds scary
Mar 5 2003 10:24PM
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cams
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I'd be scared


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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Mar 5 2003 10:31PM
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aoe
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damn. cant we all just get along?
Mar 5 2003 10:47PM
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Ds91260
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yo dspin7x, u betta recognize, beeeeyotch
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Mar 5 2003 11:57PM
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mammothpunks
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its alive!!!!!


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Mar 6 2003 1:15AM
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2002-08-25 21:24:43

damn cool

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Mar 6 2003 1:40AM
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Scotchy
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wow......the legend himself
Mar 6 2003 1:44AM
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wiener
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you guys are fucking pussies. eat my shit you faggots. i would beat the fuck out of anyone of you so called fighters bring that fucking shit on i dont give a flying fuck if you bring chairs bats whatever. fuck you
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Mar 6 2003 2:05AM
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bitchassphatz
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damn i wish i could fight with some fucking mexicans..........sounds like a great time. but im just stuck gettin fucked up.....damn life sucks without fighting. i'll just have to work on being a hard ass when i become a good skier. it's the last trick to learn.
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