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Adversaries at brighton

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iDontHitRails
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Pulled up to Brighton this morning for the first time this season and immediately felt like people were player hating. All day I was there I was getting looks from people and weird comments in the park. Twice in the park today I heard kids say I had “aura”. Not sure what this means but I’m assuming it is some form of Italian slur. Not sure if it was my new swaggy dope snow kit or my terrible skiing or the shitty attitude I had towards the local Brighton clientele but I felt extremely unwelcome. Should I just crawl back into my cave and wait for Alta to open back up or should I plot to explode my b-town adversaries? Help.
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Cream69
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There's a thin line between Brighton and the Taliban. Don't fuck with the creatures that venture up there. Bunch of glue sniffing Tooele creatures up there
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iDontHitRails
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Cream69There's a thin line between Brighton and the Taliban. Don't fuck with the creatures that venture up there. Bunch of glue sniffing Tooele creatures up there


That’s the vibe I was getting. Got the clap from a Brighton wook girl with dreads last year
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merleambrose
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iDontHitRailsThat’s the vibe I was getting. Got the clap from a Brighton wook girl with dreads last year


for some reason the dreads are a power up that enable the std to pass straight through the condom
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mikem
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You are a fag with great aura. I saw you today mega aura. Kinda aura.
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iDontHitRails
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mikemYou are a fag with great aura. I saw you today mega aura. Kinda aura.


This is all your fault.
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Cream69
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Brighton needs the Hiroshima treatment if you ask me
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BigA1f
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I heard this at Brighton today… “WAGWAN PUSSIO YOU DUTTY GYAL!!!!!” this was angled at a white Mormon woman with 3 Mormon children today from a scorched b-town skier on some surfaces
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SlushSeason
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As another Alta refugee, Solitude was actually really good today. People on the lifts were friendly and the college kids were getting after it on the main jump line
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Farmville420
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Bend kids might be fried but Salt Lake kids are straight australopithecines because what the fuck am I reading LOL
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Titus69
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Farmville420Bend kids might be fried but Salt Lake kids are straight australopithecines because what the fuck am I reading LOL


If you had aura you’d understand, stay the fuck in hippie liberal ass Bend or else a Brighton kid might ask if you wanna puff on his light blue American spirits
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armchair_skier
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Fighting 155lb nicotine addicts is easy

Feels like breaking a folding chair
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Farmville420
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Titus69If you had aura you’d understand, stay the fuck in hippie liberal ass Bend or else a Brighton kid might ask if you wanna puff on his light blue American spirits

My house is literally older than the states of Oregon what the fuck are you talking about
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snowfinder
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Brighton has always been that place.
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NightGoblin
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Fried Libtard Bendite here to remind you Utah is a stand your ground state. The second they pick up a shovel just clap em with the glizzy.
Titus69If you had aura you’d understand, stay the fuck in hippie liberal ass Bend or else a Brighton kid might ask if you wanna puff on his light blue American spirits
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