The tale of unimaginable dread and sorrow 🙁

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Ridiculous

One day… your at eldora with your homies celebrating the great snow you’ve been having. All the homies prepared and you brought your Jerry ah grill lighter to spark the J. You have an A tier rotation with the homies and get smeeked with some bonus cart rips as well. You have a swell time lapping the park spamming kfeds and lip back 2s off every rail. Your having the time of your life, then… banned 😨. I was banned from Eldo, stricken from my passion torn away from my true lover. :( mom smelled the za. It would be weeks passing and you slowly forget the song of the snow cutting under your core shotted ON3Ps, the faint echos of steez and lift cigs washing away from your mind. The symphony of profanity and laying into Jerrie’s blocking the way, just as I lost my way. I tell this tale as warning to all you youngins. Don’t get caught with the za or it will be your last.

3 months ago

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TRVP_ANGEL

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Crazy Fool

ripping crack is faster

3 months ago

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clueless.64

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Lame

3 months ago

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partyandBS

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No Life

im sober now but i have drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, ate acid, and had mushrooms at ski resorts consistently for about a decade and never once got in trouble. you’re probably just a fuckin idiot. take that shit to a vail resort

3 months ago

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je_t.aime_canard

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Ridiculous

partyandBSim sober now but i have drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, ate acid, and had mushrooms at ski resorts consistently for about a decade and never once got in trouble. you’re probably just a fuckin idiot. take that shit to a vail resort

i understood that it was his mother, not Eldora, who banned him from going out. A wee bit ambiguous

3 months ago

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partyandBS

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No Life

je_t.aime_canardi understood that it was his mother, not Eldora, who banned him from going out. A wee bit ambiguous

ahhhh not the resort. okay. forgive me for i have misinterpreted. my apologies young @Lip_on

3 months ago

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BallClapper

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Addict

A true role model.

partyandBSim sober now but i have drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, ate acid, and had mushrooms at ski resorts consistently for about a decade and never once got in trouble. you’re probably just a fuckin idiot. take that shit to a vail resort

3 months ago

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