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Final meal

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pinesurfer
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Alright, your on death row and you get a final meal. There is no limit to how much stuff you want or what you want. what's your pick??
a month ago
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SuperiorKalmar
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 19,238
Nice steak with fries, Pancakes with cream and strawberry jam and vanilla coke.
a month ago
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je_t.aime_canard
Posts: 595 - Karma: 7,164
can i eat a presidential pardon
a month ago
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Casey
Posts: 8009 - Karma: 26,820
je_t.aime_canardcan i eat a presidential pardon


Only if you are white
a month ago
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dognutsdogfart
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 34,839
CaseyOnly if you are white


he is french doesn’t count
a month ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6468 - Karma: 66,204
Cocaine, cognac and a fine cigar. Going out like a man.
a month ago
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Lonely
Posts: 7098 - Karma: 68,704
Pan seared red snapper with asparagus and mashed potatoes from Dukes Beachouse in Maui Hawaii.

a month ago
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Iskibunnies
Posts: 54 - Karma: 692
an entired uncut loaf of bread french toasted
a month ago
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oldmanski
Posts: 3577 - Karma: 26,649
Ham and cheese sandwich. I don't know why, just been one of my favorites for years.
a month ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9693 - Karma: 65,267
big can of spinach, which gives me a boost of strength like Popeye and i smash holes through the walls with my fists and escape
a month ago
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btd6topsniper
Posts: 17 - Karma: 135
A giant bag of cadbury creme eggs and unpasteurized milk
a month ago
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partyandBS
Posts: 5746 - Karma: 89,815
9mm of lead
a month ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The prison wardens wife
a month ago
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trevsi_skot
Posts: 19 - Karma: 167
number 15 burger king foot lettuce
a month ago
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je_t.aime_canard
Posts: 595 - Karma: 7,164
btd6topsniperA giant bag of cadbury creme eggs and unpasteurized milk


Mini eggs hit harder than creme eggs imo
a month ago
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btd6topsniper
Posts: 17 - Karma: 135
je_t.aime_canardMini eggs hit harder than creme eggs imo


Both are 10/10 chocolate
a month ago
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,122
im eating the electric chair I dunno about y'all
a month ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 16,276
Medium rare steak, sliced and dipped into a runny egg yolk, with a side of mashed avocado and raw milk. It must be eaten on a wooden cutting board, with no shirt on, and a xenophobic brunette in the general vicinity.
a month ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52501 - Karma: 173,017
Aussie meat pie. Good pizza could be an option but I can't imagine getting killed mid rant about mid pizza. I can't help myself, northeast especially NY takes pizza too serious lol

Hell honestly even a burrito or Chinese food. Doesn't have to be anything special. I like standard comfort food. It's soothing. But an Aussie meat pie would really hit the feels.


*pepper steak or butter chicken. Watties Tomato sauce

**This post was edited on Apr 2nd 2025 at 8:29:19am
a month ago
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dognutsdogfart
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 34,839
theabortionatorAussie meat pie. Good pizza could be an option but I can't imagine getting killed mid rant about mid pizza. I can't help myself, northeast especially NY takes pizza too serious lol

Hell honestly even a burrito or Chinese food. Doesn't have to be anything special. I like standard comfort food. It's soothing. But an Aussie meat pie would really hit the feels.


*pepper steak or butter chicken. Watties Tomato sauce

**This post was edited on Apr 2nd 2025 at 8:29:19am

meat pies are the best thing ever invented

pepper steak and cheese from my favorite spot when i lived in nz. i would buy like 3 and save some for later lol

a month ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,792
Sum ass
a month ago
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yungSB
Posts: 265 - Karma: 3,102
pinesurferAlright, your on death row and you get a final meal. There is no limit to how much stuff you want or what you want. what's your pick??

lebrons veiny dih
a month ago
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skierman
Posts: 8585 - Karma: 9,145
Whatever will give me the biggest shit when my body expires in front of everyone watching.
a month ago
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Lippamani
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 15,966
I don't think I'd be hungry tbh
a month ago
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