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Least core skiers

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shenaniguns
Posts: 1 - Karma: -20
This is a non exhaustive list of the least core skiers in no particular order. 100% fact based list

Ian Osby- could be core if he want such a fake positivity influencer

Steep steep - who tf keeps inviting this guy to things. ski brands, please stop enabling this

Alex hackel - one of the most tragic falls from core

Tanner hall - look up the horseshoe theory of politics


Please help me add more


Bonus list of the most core skiers.

Max hill/Shaun Petit/Shea Flynn. - there's nothing more core than just absolutely disappearing off the face of the planet. Do they even still ski? Did they sleep with your girlfriend? Are they even still alive? Core as hell
a month ago
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2774 - Karma: 12,604
any athlete on volkl tbh.
a month ago
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Jems
Posts: 7667 - Karma: 100,024
a month ago
33 0
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2604 - Karma: 33,378
@armchair_skier
a month ago
14 1
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shenaniguns
Posts: 1 - Karma: -20
Naw self awareness is core
armchair_skier@armchair_skier
a month ago
8 1
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BrattyTick
Posts: 22 - Karma: 475
This is a terrible list
a month ago
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abjectwoe
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,566
talking about who is core and who isnt core is so fucking lame.

focus on yourself and your skiing.
a month ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2604 - Karma: 33,378
BrattyTickThis is a terrible list


Fuck yuo
a month ago
3 9
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Ethan99
Posts: 28 - Karma: 25
stop the steep steep hate🙏
a month ago
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yungSB
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,904
shenanigunsThis is a non exhaustive list of the least core skiers in no particular order. 100% fact based list

Ian Osby- could be core if he want such a fake positivity influencer

Steep steep - who tf keeps inviting this guy to things. ski brands, please stop enabling this

Alex hackel - one of the most tragic falls from core

Tanner hall - look up the horseshoe theory of politics


Please help me add more


Bonus list of the most core skiers.

Max hill/Shaun Petit/Shea Flynn. - there's nothing more core than just absolutely disappearing off the face of the planet. Do they even still ski? Did they sleep with your girlfriend? Are they even still alive? Core as hell


I have respect for all skiers core, or not core, as long as they dont try and sell dumb courses or use their clout for money. Ex: Steep steep, bruce oldham, Ian osby, etc
a month ago
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_brrett
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 28,861
Ian Osby’s captions are kinda crazy but he seems like a genuine dude thats just tryna help people. I think he’s chill.

Tanner Hall on the list is fucking crazy and that in combination with misspelling Sean Pettit made you the least core skier on the list
a month ago
55 1
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Evancantspin
Posts: 668 - Karma: 10,023
I can’t stand this ahack hate idk why he sounds eoropean when he’s from Boston but he is such a sick skier
a month ago
19 4
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,741
Andri spaghetti

ankilla

duce oldham

Whatever the clover guys names.

anyone who rides for clover. (The pants, not glove homie)
a month ago
23 5
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SchizoSkier
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 30,833
@Farmville420
a month ago
2 0
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Disvo
Posts: 221 - Karma: 540
You
a month ago
6 1
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Farmville420
Posts: 5103 - Karma: 66,180
SchizoSkier@Farmville420

Fuck core lol, i have a career and im making fat racks and have a faithful relationship and my family loves me

Unless all of these are core, then in that case no one corer

**This post was edited on Mar 21st 2025 at 10:10:46pm
a month ago
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 24,571
lil.Boyeany athlete on volkl tbh.

so you saying mikkel aint core
a month ago
23 0
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skicel
Posts: 212 - Karma: 658
shenanigunsThis is a non exhaustive list of the least core skiers in no particular order. 100% fact based list

Ian Osby- could be core if he want such a fake positivity influencer

Steep steep - who tf keeps inviting this guy to things. ski brands, please stop enabling this

Alex hackel - one of the most tragic falls from core

Tanner hall - look up the horseshoe theory of politics


Please help me add more


Bonus list of the most core skiers.

Max hill/Shaun Petit/Shea Flynn. - there's nothing more core than just absolutely disappearing off the face of the planet. Do they even still ski? Did they sleep with your girlfriend? Are they even still alive? Core as hell


babbys first semester at cu boulder
a month ago
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Slugger66
Posts: 144 - Karma: 923
It's crazy to me that people can actually hate "ahack" lol. He's one of the nicest, most genuine dudes in skiing. Maybe it's the haters that are taking social media too seriously.
a month ago
14 4
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SchizoSkier
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 30,833
Farmville420Fuck core lol, i have a career and im making fat racks and have a faithful relationship and my family loves me

Unless all of these are core, then in that case no one corer

**This post was edited on Mar 21st 2025 at 10:10:46pm


If popping open a bottle of wine, taking off my clothes, booting up 2k and shooting around with jokic is “core” then nobody corer than me.
a month ago
25 1
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FruityBoots
Posts: 138 - Karma: -12
Least c*re skiers or just skiers you don’t like?

The use of the word c*re on this site should be a banable offense. The term sucked to begin with, and now it’s not even being used correctly.
a month ago
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 3129 - Karma: 28,282
abjectwoetalking about who is core and who isnt core is so fucking lame.

focus on yourself and your skiing.


Sounds like something someone who isn’t core would say
a month ago
14 2
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2774 - Karma: 12,604
Christian_Baleso you saying mikkel aint core


well not really. he wears busi clothing, rides for monster and the volkl, marker and dalbello umbrella is probably the most corporate part of the ski world rn. i don't care how core he is, I love Mikkel. he's probably the most genuine nice guy out there.
a month ago
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skierman
Posts: 8564 - Karma: 8,864
Steep steep is a fucking clown. "HEY GUYS I'M HERE BEING STOKED BECAUSE SKIING IS STOKED AND I LOVE BEING STOKED! I'M JUST SO STOKED ALL THE TIME! DID YOU KNOW MONTEC IS COOL!? SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON! STOOOOKED!!!!"
a month ago
31 3
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abjectwoe
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,566
SendyMcSendyfaceSounds like something someone who isn’t core would say


So many clowns running around calling themselves core.

If thats core, I dont want to be core.
a month ago
3 2
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7292 - Karma: 77,769
Reading this thread gave my brain butt aids.
a month ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12668 - Karma: 119,207
you either sell out and uncore yourself as a social media skier
or you die core cleaning aging wine barrels for the rest of your life
a month ago
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Zurg
Posts: 1528 - Karma: 5,163
Add me to this list.
a month ago
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Way*Mo
Posts: 756 - Karma: 2,972
TRVP_ANGELyou either sell out and uncore yourself as a social media skier
or you die core cleaning aging wine barrels for the rest of your life


Is this a Wibbity Wabs reference?!
a month ago
15 0
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 24,571
should really be talking about companies rather than skiers I'd much rather shit on them
a month ago
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dwt802
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 32,896
Dude made an account just to spew this garbage
a month ago
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WGalinski
Posts: 75 - Karma: 442
We can always count on newschoolers for some high quality brainrot material. A never ending cycle refreshing the understanding of what it means to be “core”. AI systems will never get to this pinnacle of human development.
a month ago
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steez_apprentice
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 7,236
watch the VEXED video on youtube from a couple days ago and say hackel aint core these days
a month ago
4 0
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yungSB
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,904
This is a non exhaustive list of the least core NS members in no particular order. 100% fact based list

shenaniguns- could be core if he want such a fake positivity influencer

shenaniguns - who tf keeps inviting this guy to threads. mods, please stop enabling this

shenaniguns - one of the most tragic falls from core

shenaniguns - look up the horseshoe theory of bad newschoolers posts.


Please help me add more reasons to dislike shenaginuns


Bonus list of the most core skiers.

Not shenanginuns/not shenanginuns/not shenanginuns/. - there's nothing more core than just absolutely butchering Newschoolers posts. Do they even still post? Did they sleep with shenaniguns girlfriend(yes)? Are they even still alive? not Core as hell
a month ago
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codizzle
Posts: 916 - Karma: 2,335
I'm one of the least-core non-pros to ski this earth.
a month ago
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fucintight
Posts: 297 - Karma: 745
sourced horseshoe theory in defense of argument; automatically invalid bc you believe stupid lib shit
shenanigunsThis is a non exhaustive list of the least core skiers in no particular order. 100% fact based list

Ian Osby- could be core if he want such a fake positivity influencer

Steep steep - who tf keeps inviting this guy to things. ski brands, please stop enabling this

Alex hackel - one of the most tragic falls from core

Tanner hall - look up the horseshoe theory of politics


Please help me add more


Bonus list of the most core skiers.

Max hill/Shaun Petit/Shea Flynn. - there's nothing more core than just absolutely disappearing off the face of the planet. Do they even still ski? Did they sleep with your girlfriend? Are they even still alive? Core as hell
a month ago
0 1
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heshjibbertypesh
Posts: 2 - Karma: 6
you might have made the shittiest take of 2025 please put the fries in the bag lil bro
a month ago
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