- his parents no longer love him
- his peers no longer respect him
- girlfriend? which girlfriend? he still has 0 of them
- can no longer future spin both directions
- ACL, MCL, PCL, LCL (all the CLs) and meniscus are on life support
- back pain has worsened
- the NS search bar doesnt work still
- sponsored by dope
- tom wallisch blocked him
- full tilts are never coming back
- eileen gu isn't begging for him to go to nobu with her
- candide wasn't recently quoted in an article saying "JTC (je t'aime canard) is my greatest skiing inspiration" (said in a french accent)
- Banned from all vail resorts
- Never going to have an oakley pro ski model with sand core
- uninvited to compete in x games in perpetuity
- skierman has become intolerable again and x ankilla is still a piece of shit
- No attractive woman over the age of 40 are legally obligated to buy him a moscow mule whenever they see him in a bar
- saudi arabia has re-illegalized gay marriage in his honor
- god has worsened climate change
- He has gotten extreme memory loss and forgotten how to get to chads gap from the base of alta
- still a virgin
A true tragedy
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