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Inventing new slang

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je_t.aime_canard
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just came up with the the term "smooch" with my boys to describe when one is close to fucking up but saves it and skis away unharmed

a month ago
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jimbobs
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nothing like smoochin with the boys fr
a month ago
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little1337
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It’s grits
a month ago
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je_t.aime_canard
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jimbobsnothing like smoochin with the boys fr


smooching with the boys is a surefire way to get the heart racing
a month ago
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Globalsnowmonkey
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Smurgled - when someone knuckles a jump and folds in half
a month ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Whenever I stomp something:

’wow that felt like my dads dick!!’ 😤😤🤯🤯

’ass or mouth bro?!’

’both bro, felt so good bro!!”


It’s catching on with the homies for sure.
a month ago
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yungSB
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“Furgled” Slipping off of a rail early and acting like nothing happened
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je_t.aime_canard
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new slang just dropped for when you wrap yourself around a tree

21 days ago
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flat0
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almost got smooched at stowe
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1106756/copy-7F350723-D872-4786-B2A0-DE5425754AC1-mov
21 days ago
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je_t.aime_canard
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flat0almost got smooched at stowe
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1106756/copy-7F350723-D872-4786-B2A0-DE5425754AC1-mov


as the foremost linguistic expert in this field, i would have to disagree with this. This is a near-miss of a scarfing, but because it was saved that means it's confirmed as a definite smooch.
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