Replying to How to court a big cottonwood baddie - an alta skiers perspective.

1. The snowboarder.
no.

2. The Skier
Are your jet skis sick? Do you smoke spirit light blues? how many hours have you spent at coffee break while cooked. Did you go to the "INTL" last night to see some bad skiers "dj set". How many hours did you spend at 4closure's "ski premieres". How many underage women did you talk to at Wives?.

If you answered YES to all the above questions you must pass the litmus test of the ladies of BCC.

Based on experience and discussion the ladies have many questions for you.

1. Did you hit the galaxy gas in Molly greens.
2. Do you cool guy in the park even tho you kinda suck.
3. Is P your idol orrrrr?
4. Are you fucking that one chick from solitude?
5. How many 80/20 spliffs (tob heavy) can you smoke per Majestic lift ride?
6. Is that a tattoo of your mom on your shoulder?
7. Do you have a voided drivers license to drive me down? Im too drunk...
8. How piffed are you?
9. Do you not wear a beacon in the sidecountry?
10. Did you get a gun pulled on you exiting hidden canyon?

If you answered yes to all the above, you must be bangin.

easy