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Would Biden or Trump win in a game of SLVSH?

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ThanosDog
Posts: 26 - Karma: 603
SLVSH final Donald and Biden. Normal rules who wins and by how much.
Dec 15 2024 10:45PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 12,145
gravity will win on their frail asses
Dec 15 2024 10:53PM
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Zurg
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 5,105
Trump 5-0. Stupid question.
Dec 15 2024 11:00PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6679 - Karma: 70,671
This is the dumbest question I've seen on NS and that is no small feat.
Dec 15 2024 11:07PM
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TuaMater
Posts: 1 - Karma: 59
Biden would forget what he needs to hit
Dec 15 2024 11:15PM
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SupremeChairlift
Posts: 303 - Karma: 3,872
Both would explode first minute out on skis. Biden subs in Hunter, Trump subs in Baron. Hunter (on crack) sweeps Baron for sure
Dec 16 2024 1:29AM
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yungSB
Posts: 35 - Karma: 336
trump gets ejected mid game for saying something racist, bidens old ass retarded fucking brain forgets the line mid run and decides to just straight slide and 360 everything
Dec 16 2024 3:40AM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 369 - Karma: 274
Trump would be the skier who claims hes he was doing corks back in the day but he never even jump and Biden would fall asleep mid air. You guys need other presidents 😂
Dec 16 2024 7:35AM
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jimbobs
Posts: 319 - Karma: 3,134
Trump will challenge every call and get ejected for arguing with the ref and calling them fake news.

Biden will forget all the sets by the time he drops in and say some indecipherable gibberish at the bottom.
Dec 16 2024 8:23AM
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-MtThrift-
Posts: 80 - Karma: 207
Trump would win by two letters (biden didn't get the 360 or left hand safety)
Dec 16 2024 9:57AM
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EmbraceTheSPEEED
Posts: 39 - Karma: 279
jimbobsTrump will challenge every call and get ejected for arguing with the ref and calling them fake news.

Biden will forget all the sets by the time he drops in and say some indecipherable gibberish at the bottom.


YES
Dec 16 2024 10:11AM
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ParkingLotPiss
Posts: 241 - Karma: 1,378
Biden wins then Trump fans storm the lodge
Dec 16 2024 10:29AM
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Lip_on
Posts: 462 - Karma: -2,029
Trump 5-0 with 4p4 to end it
Dec 16 2024 11:05AM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3657 - Karma: -12,078
just wait until the rematch
Dec 16 2024 11:15AM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1977 - Karma: 22,174
Biden in his prime would take the W against trump in his prime. Trump would easily win now. Biden would forget the set half the time
Dec 16 2024 2:53PM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1062 - Karma: 5,849
STOP THE GAME!!!
Dec 16 2024 3:55PM
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fucintight
Posts: 278 - Karma: 740
brandon would forget the call on the drop in and trump would find some way to buy off the ref and also sexually assault a child on the way down
Dec 16 2024 6:52PM
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BeefConCarne
Posts: 17 - Karma: 74
Biden wins the first set, doing rock by complete coincidence to seem intimidating, trump refuses to do bidens left 1, biden skis straight out of the park, forgetting about the game, trump claims victory and his supporters storm the lodge when the ref calls a draw. Trump then buys slvsh and replaces all the employees to officially update the game as a 5-0 win by resignation
Dec 18 2024 12:21PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3643 - Karma: 29,656
I do not think either of them would live through the experience lmfaoo
Dec 18 2024 12:33PM
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