Replying to The impending collapse of infamous UT Ski crew - teamnatchy
Local degenerate ski crew team natchy is facing impending collapse. In-fighting and local shawty acquisitions is diving the team apart. Recently the teams 110lbs lead know as pushnpz has gotten caught up in local baddie funnel. Instagram sensation (boasting 7.6k - 2x P) has been seen being involved in Utah's local up and coming send god. After dropping his half-baked video part with Tanner Hall in XL, Pushnpz can be seen hitting the auto-zone rail on state street, filling b-roll segments and sending a triple to double (with a concussion) because he is still learning to pop.
After being caught up with a semi-local known shawty riding under the pseudonym mcbskee; the team is really going at each other. Another local superstar and huge Yankees fan "Ace" recently dropped a reel which on surface appeared as a tribute to pushnpz, but with further inspection is a straight up violent hate crime. The reel, with the language "feel like soto over here, sold out and ditched the team" helps the viewer fully understand the unraveling here. This very public reel, among the words of wisdom shared by other team natchy legends, and (ex)-supporters leads to a very interesting conclusion.
The investigative team has decided in an unanimous vote.
1. Pushnpz will come out and say "my sex life killed my skiing" when he is old, washed up, and actually feels pain.
2. The crew is skiing apart - spread across btown and pcmr - which causes a serious void in homieism.
3. Ace and Atticus maybe either: a) to woke, b) to cooked. - this is undecided.
4. The shawty is just so bad that P will have no choice to disband and become a loyal husband.
5. The entire investigative team is just the voices in my head.
P'z OUT.
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