The impending collapse of infamous UT Ski crew - teamnatchy

mikemLocal degenerate ski crew team natchy is facing impending collapse. In-fighting and local shawty acquisitions is diving the team apart. Recently the teams 110lbs lead know as pushnpz has gotten caught up in local baddie funnel. Instagram sensation (boasting 7.6k - 2x P) has been seen being involved in Utah's local up and coming send god. After dropping his half-baked video part with Tanner Hall in XL, Pushnpz can be seen hitting the auto-zone rail on state street, filling b-roll segments and sending a triple to double (with a concussion) because he is still learning to pop.

After being caught up with a semi-local known shawty riding under the pseudonym mcbskee; the team is really going at each other. Another local superstar and huge Yankees fan "Ace" recently dropped a reel which on surface appeared as a tribute to pushnpz, but with further inspection is a straight up violent hate crime. The reel, with the language "feel like soto over here, sold out and ditched the team" helps the viewer fully understand the unraveling here. This very public reel, among the words of wisdom shared by other team natchy legends, and (ex)-supporters leads to a very interesting conclusion.

The investigative team has decided in an unanimous vote.

1. Pushnpz will come out and say "my sex life killed my skiing" when he is old, washed up, and actually feels pain.
2. The crew is skiing apart - spread across btown and pcmr - which causes a serious void in homieism.
3. Ace and Atticus maybe either: a) to woke, b) to cooked. - this is undecided.
4. The shawty is just so bad that P will have no choice to disband and become a loyal husband.
5. The entire investigative team is just the voices in my head.

P'z OUT.

egirl.skicontroversial take but i think that pushinpz will start showing up with his instagram shawtybae to the bonezone after buying her XL big strides, a tight fitting arc hardshell, vishnu wet 189s (she’s 5’3”) with clapped pivot 18s (from snowshare, she weighs 105 lbs)

and this baddie will have kfeds on lock after 1 hike session, and 2p2s by the end of her first week, then she’ll fall in love with skiing and take over the female core-skier world where she will leave pushinpz and start the sickest newSLC-based all-girl street crew

egirl.skicontroversial take but i think that pushinpz will start showing up with his instagram shawtybae to the bonezone after buying her XL big strides, a tight fitting arc hardshell, vishnu wet 189s (she’s 5’3”) with clapped pivot 18s (from snowshare, she weighs 105 lbs)

and this baddie will have kfeds on lock after 1 hike session, and 2p2s by the end of her first week, then she’ll fall in love with skiing and take over the female core-skier world where she will leave pushinpz and start the sickest newSLC-based all-girl street crew

fghtoffyrdmnsJesus fucking Christ mike

weastcoatThis is why I come to this site

mikem5. The entire investigative team is just the voices in my head.

BokChoyTele420What’s a sharty?