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Skiing confessions thread

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Dobbyda
Posts: 110 - Karma: 774
I had an idea to create a thread where skiers can post what sins they have done in their skiing past.
For example, I stupidly bought dope snow when I was getting started in park skiing. Foregive me, skiers, for I have sinned
5 months ago
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SuperiorKalmar
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 19,431
I suck even though I have been skiing since I was 4.

I'm trying to change that this season
5 months ago
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lootlake
Posts: 1071 - Karma: 7,009
I followed these steps and still can’t talk to women :(
5 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 28,612
I've only landed a couple of 3s in my life
5 months ago
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Way*Mo
Posts: 768 - Karma: 3,167
You didn't think of this. You borrowed the idea. Admit it. It's been an ongoing joke in surfing for years.

You sin, co-opting an idea and trying to pass it off as original.
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 33,339
SendyMcSendyfaceI've only landed a couple of 3s in my life


this is too real.

I just do steezed the fuck out 180's and just say that's my "specialty" when in reality I have never done a 3 off anything more than a sidehit


or I just avoid jumps altogether tbh

**This post was edited on Dec 6th 2024 at 11:40:51am
5 months ago
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harlautsipad
Posts: 33 - Karma: 368
I purposely land backseat off of every jump so my pivots go up my ass
5 months ago
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 11,596
The only 5 I’ve ever landed was on accident and I haven’t been able to replicate it
5 months ago
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SurfinCow
Posts: 372 - Karma: 3,278
Riding pow on a snowboard is more fun than on skis. Everything else is worse though
5 months ago
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hb_laz
Posts: 245 - Karma: 1,888
SendyMcSendyfaceI've only landed a couple of 3s in my life


i can 4 off rails easily but find it a lot harder to 3
5 months ago
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Jibbcore
Posts: 433 - Karma: 821
I did better tricks couple years ago since ive just been chillin steezin around
5 months ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,801
I can only talk to women if they have skis on their feet.
whatscoreI followed these steps and still can’t talk to women :(
5 months ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9605 - Karma: 71,441
I'm not that good at skiing moguls
5 months ago
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CT_CREW
Posts: 672 - Karma: 3,532
i rocked rolled up pant cuffs for a season back in 11/12, please forgive me.
5 months ago
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Lippamani
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 16,164
Sometimes I skis runs
5 months ago
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Rparr
Posts: 5747 - Karma: 48,974
I've never gone inverted off a jump on purpose
5 months ago
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officechair
Posts: 350 - Karma: 2,853
I’m so bad in the air that even small park jumps scare me.
5 months ago
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blazeonyia
Posts: 365 - Karma: 1,451
BigPurpleSkiSuitI'm not that good at skiing moguls


I avoid skiing moguls even though everyone will tell you it makes you a better skier so I just say something along the lines of "oh yeah that was my warm up this morning."
5 months ago
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,605
I bought my sled to sled-ski and now I just sled because dealing with boots and logistics is a pain in the ass :(
5 months ago
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2240 - Karma: 25,498
one time when i was a young whippersnapper I was chilling on the knuckle then skied off without looking uphill. Almost got smoked by a dude hitting the jump. apologized immediately. it was a very good learning opportunity for sure, haven't made the same mistake since
5 months ago
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bertBertson
Posts: 290 - Karma: 4,680
I've had the same pair of snow pants for like ten years
5 months ago
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HenrySanderson
Posts: 5 - Karma: 113
I ski park on a pow day. I know
5 months ago
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skierman
Posts: 8597 - Karma: 9,465
I convinced my wife to hit a 40ft. stepdown when she didn't have enough speed because I hoped casing it would trigger an abortion.
5 months ago
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bootspace
Posts: 435 - Karma: 3,670
i claim to be “focused on style” when really i just can’t do anything more than a front 2 and switch 5050’s
5 months ago
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Eli.braun98
Posts: 295 - Karma: 1,844
I enjoy backcountry skiing and climbing more than skiing in a resort at this point
5 months ago
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brownetown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 4,879
I still don’t know what a critical grab is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
5 months ago
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flavourtown
Posts: 329 - Karma: 2,017
I unironically created a new thread to ask what length of vishnu to purchase a few years ago
5 months ago
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Headache
Posts: 108 - Karma: 1,176
I peaked at skiing when I was 14. Everything’s been downhill since
5 months ago
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 32,127
I sharted one time n threw my shitty drawers in the garbage at Stratton
5 months ago
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Lip_on
Posts: 494 - Karma: -1,912
I’m better than all of you 😔
5 months ago
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twizzy69
Posts: 21 - Karma: 231
I be fartin at the top of the park then immediately dropping.
5 months ago
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 938 - Karma: 13,450
brownetownI still don’t know what a critical grab is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


I believe I think about genie grabs once a month and I’m certain my mental image is just a venom grab.
5 months ago
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 32,127
Lip_onI’m better than all of you 😔


U cant even switch shitpost bro get with it
5 months ago
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 70,192
People are being humorous in here, but my sin is that I have barely been watching ski content this year. I just don't enjoy it like I used to. I force myself to watch something and easily get distracted/bored no matter how good it is. I feel sad about it, I used to live off ski media and now I barely partake off the slope.
5 months ago
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 6,856
I have a thing for american cheese right now. Im sorry gouda… :(
5 months ago
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Slowbro
Posts: 4127 - Karma: 24,584
ReturnToMonkeyPeople are being humorous in here, but my sin is that I have barely been watching ski content this year. I just don't enjoy it like I used to. I force myself to watch something and easily get distracted/bored no matter how good it is. I feel sad about it, I used to live off ski media and now I barely partake off the slope.


Same. I’ve just accepted being an old head at this point and barely watch new videos. The editing doesn’t do it for me most of the time. I love magma and capeesh videos at least

my sin is that I can do all kinds of shit on tramp but rarely spin over a 5 on snow. I have good air sense but jumps scare me
5 months ago
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C__lowerZ
Posts: 19 - Karma: 70
What I wear makes me look like I’m way better than I actually am.
5 months ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79,012
Last year despite having a pass I skied only one single time
5 months ago
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3176 - Karma: 14,523
I'm 6ft tall and my park skis are only 172cm
5 months ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79,012
FruitBootProI'm 6ft tall and my park skis are only 172cm


You couldn't waterboard that out of me 😬 gah damn boy
5 months ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38048 - Karma: 129,196
I've taken a shit in the woods at both places I've patrolled at. Those coffee shits hit you like a freight train sometimes.
5 months ago
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TroyBallsack
Posts: 668 - Karma: 12,887
I have announced to my boys the past 2 seasons that i will be landing a cork seven. I have yet to do so.
5 months ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,801
brownetownI still don’t know what a critical grab is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

This. Left hand right inside edge in front of boot.

5 months ago
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partyandBS
Posts: 5799 - Karma: 90,678
in 6th grade i saw an episode of rocket power where they were snowblading in basically a snow skate bowl and i exclusively snowbladed through 8th grade.

edit: the reason i stopped was cause someone chirped me from the lift saying “whats the hardest part of snowblading?” i thought about it was was about to say getting speed for the jumps but before i could say anything they said “having to tell your parents your gay!” so i never snowbladed again

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2024 at 10:49:03am
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 3021 - Karma: 23,267
partyandBSin 6th grade i saw an episode of rocket power where they were snowblading in basically a snow skate bowl and i exclusively snowbladed through 8th grade.

edit: the reason i stopped was cause someone chirped me from the lift saying “whats the hardest part of snowblading?” i thought about it was was about to say getting speed for the jumps but before i could say anything they said “having to tell your parents your gay!” so i never snowbladed again

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2024 at 10:49:03am


Sometimes trash talk can help in the long run lol.



I had a snowboarder friend who was too afraid to hit the big jump at Granite Peak. We sat at the top for like 20 minutes and finally a guy from the lift yelled "take the tampon out and hit the jump!" It got him moving.

edit: he cased it so bad

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2024 at 11:13:02am
5 months ago
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VTshredder69
Posts: 4066 - Karma: -11,534
I was never good at park but I thought I was. I'm not good at backcountry but I think I am.
5 months ago
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3176 - Karma: 14,523
ASSholebomber22You couldn't waterboard that out of me 😬 gah damn boy


I dgaf as long as the skis go past my shoulder. Right now I don't need any extra length in the park. My big mountain skis are 189
5 months ago
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Casey
Posts: 8017 - Karma: 26,891
I’ve never done a zero spin on anything bigger than like 20 feet. I rep like I have, if you saw me skiing around you’d probably assume I’d at least gotten lucky once or twice and put one to my feet that is respectable. The shame has been eating me alive for years, forgive me father for I have sinned.
5 months ago
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brownetown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 4,879
BallClapperThis. Left hand right inside edge in front of boot.


Oh word so it’s a super mid grab, glad I wasn’t missing out on anything
5 months ago
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BallClapper
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Only looks good on switch spins for some reason. Pretty lame.
brownetownOh word so it’s a super mid grab, glad I wasn’t missing out on anything
5 months ago
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verynormalguy
Posts: 499 - Karma: 8,141
How dare you remind me that I used to do this. What was I thinking? Where did I learn that from? Why did I think it was cool?? smh
CT_CREWi rocked rolled up pant cuffs for a season back in 11/12, please forgive me.
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