All these questions, all these complaints, just buy these items and fix your ailments:
Giro Ledge (beanie under helmet)
Oakley mod (straps under helmet)
Arsenic, Jiberish, Vulgus, or Capeesh hoodie
vintage graphic tee over hoodie (thrifted)
kincos (absurd amount sno seal applied)
poles (stole them) or no poles (got stolen)
2xl black big strides (pockets ripped)
Full tilts (unbuckled)
pivot 15s (clapped af, brakes terribly bent)
189 wets or Jskis (at least 3 edge cracks)
At least 1 substance in the system (1 bonus point for every unique substance in the system)
With this stylish and functional kit you will be the talk of the mountain! Women will sling pussy at you like you’re Justin Bieber, even though deep past that fit, in your bones, you’re still a bitch!
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