Replying to SHREDSAUCE IN SCHOOL

Im a shredsauce fein and im genuinely tweaking because my new schoolboard has gone to hell and back to make sure you cant play shredsauce. I cant download it, i cant download any other browsers, no web proxys work, cant download chrome extensions, hotspot and home wifi doesnt work, no unblocked shredsauce websites work, legacy, beta, literally nothing. I might consider commiting suicide via jumping off the chair if I cant get this shit figured out soon, ANY SUGGESTIONS HELP