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I read every word Ian Osby posted on IG so you don't have to --- with results

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mikem
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This summer I was fantasizing about skiing, and I knew I wanted to become better than ever. That is when I got recommended a Instagram reel from Ian Osby. And from that point I knew his words had to become my gospel. His long thought out Instagram captions were the hustle and motivate mentality I needed to develop in my life. So this is when It began...

I made flash cards of every caption, but because he also puts motivation text over his clips, I needed that too. This became a my studying aid. I put more effort into memorizing his words than my entire degree. But I needed more, I started to practice everything he said and develop that into my life style. He said going to the gym would fix my knee pain, so I went. I had an Ian Osby summer.


Results: - Day 1 at Alta I'm all swagged out. Then the boys said "lets ski around the world". I was ready to show em who I became. I was the most hustle and motivate there. I caught an edge and got a tib/fib fracture. Last day at Alta. Thanks Ian Osby... Going to become a crypto bro with all this free time.
Nov 22 2024 8:37PM
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BigA1f
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Hopefully crypto gives you a new tib/fib thru black market.
Nov 22 2024 8:42PM
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isaacwrong
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 18,093
Ian osby sold me stemcells behind a 711 in alta
Nov 22 2024 9:23PM
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yungSB
Posts: 57 - Karma: 598
This shi magnificent ;)
Nov 22 2024 11:13PM
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_jam0__
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truly inspiring.
Nov 22 2024 11:15PM
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Don_Kedic
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,200
Another mikem banger
Nov 23 2024 1:29AM
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iDontHitRails
Posts: 262 - Karma: 2,406
Yo fuck AI just hire mikem to write beautiful text and stories
Nov 23 2024 1:44AM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,130
Who is Ian Osby ?
Nov 23 2024 10:20AM
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nCrow
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Thank you for your service
Nov 23 2024 10:27AM
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-skian-
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Is this a tib fib or the tib truth?
Nov 23 2024 11:15AM
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Schoess
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 25,085
Successfully forgot about all the e-boy ski influencers for the last 6 months until now 🥺
Nov 23 2024 2:59PM
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gvski13
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Its all just clickbait
Nov 23 2024 8:22PM
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mikem
Posts: 948 - Karma: 9,432
Not one downvote in the whole thread. Ns is back.


let’s have a good time together.
Nov 24 2024 1:36AM
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ZenyattaKick
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switchlip2Who is Ian Osby ?


I wish I didn’t know
Nov 24 2024 2:00PM
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bogust
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Ian is pretty corny on Instagram but he's a really nice guy in real life
Nov 24 2024 5:38PM
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Lip_on
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Ian sold me fent at copper
Nov 25 2024 7:10PM
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theabortionator
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BigA1fHopefully crypto gives you a new tib/fib thru black market.


That's how I got my full tilts and fresh set of kidneys
Nov 25 2024 7:12PM
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Christian_Bale
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Made me sad to see he’s advertising personalized help for kids tryna get sponsored. There’s a ton of kids out there who want to get sponsored but let’s be real: most of them won’t get sponsored any time soon because they’re probably not that good at skiing. Ian surely knows this. 9 times out of 10 (at least lol) the best advice to someone who’s trying to get sponsored is “get better first, send out emails later.” Not to sound like a dick but most of these kids should develop their skills a bit more first, although I don’t blame them at all for having ambition. But anyone who’s actually a standout skiing worth giving free gear to is probably above the level where they’re paying for online coaching from Bruce Ian etc. how is this not a scam? Curious to hear feedback from kids who paid for this shit
Nov 25 2024 10:04PM
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theabortionator
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Christian_BaleMade me sad to see he’s advertising personalized help for kids tryna get sponsored. There’s a ton of kids out there who want to get sponsored but let’s be real: most of them won’t get sponsored any time soon because they’re probably not that good at skiing. Ian surely knows this. 9 times out of 10 (at least lol) the best advice to someone who’s trying to get sponsored is “get better first, send out emails later.” Not to sound like a dick but most of these kids should develop their skills a bit more first, although I don’t blame them at all for having ambition. But anyone who’s actually a standout skiing worth giving free gear to is probably above the level where they’re paying for online coaching from Bruce Ian etc. how is this not a scam? Curious to hear feedback from kids who paid for this shit

I just learned kfeds, you're saying I can't get sponsored?
Nov 25 2024 10:25PM
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mikem
Posts: 948 - Karma: 9,432
Christian_BaleMade me sad to see he’s advertising personalized help for kids tryna get sponsored. There’s a ton of kids out there who want to get sponsored but let’s be real: most of them won’t get sponsored any time soon because they’re probably not that good at skiing. Ian surely knows this. 9 times out of 10 (at least lol) the best advice to someone who’s trying to get sponsored is “get better first, send out emails later.” Not to sound like a dick but most of these kids should develop their skills a bit more first, although I don’t blame them at all for having ambition. But anyone who’s actually a standout skiing worth giving free gear to is probably above the level where they’re paying for online coaching from Bruce Ian etc. how is this not a scam? Curious to hear feedback from kids who paid for this shit


This is well said. Next we are going to turn the ski world into Andrew Tate’s hustler university. Selling “courses” online about how to get sponsored.


I also do think some of the blame is shared on bigger brands that are trying different marketing strategies. There’s a lot of talent on NS that should get skis over some of the people getting skis. Being “sponsored”anymore is not what it was back in the day.


also going to back this up Ian is a good skier. Just flaming his IG approach and hoping skiing doesn’t devolve into this.
Nov 25 2024 11:10PM
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Christian_Bale
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theabortionatorI just learned kfeds, you're saying I can't get sponsored?

of course u can, u just need to pay for ian's course
Nov 25 2024 11:10PM
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theabortionator
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Christian_Baleof course u can, u just need to pay for ian's course


::Steals moms credit card and hits the fast track to success::
Nov 26 2024 1:10AM
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KungKalmar
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mikemThis is well said. Next we are going to turn the ski world into Andrew Tate’s hustler university. Selling “courses” online about how to get sponsored.


I also do think some of the blame is shared on bigger brands that are trying different marketing strategies. There’s a lot of talent on NS that should get skis over some of the people getting skis. Being “sponsored”anymore is not what it was back in the day.

Pyramid scheme: ski edition, Available now!
Nov 26 2024 1:31AM
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