I show up to the bonezone opening day, pop a bottle of champagne with me and my mates. we are so stoked. Then we roll in, carrying our shovels in hand ready to start up the first session of the season.
And then it happens. I see at the top of the zone. this guy. he is wearing clothes that look like they were made in a thrift store, not thrifted, the thrift store made them. he has super dark sunglasses with no branding. and hes just staring at me. the entire time. staring at me. I start to get nervous, thinking to myself "what did I do, who am I to look back?".
So I go up to the top, and he does a britney all without dropping eye contact. Im so nervous now that my voice cracks when i say "nice britney" but it sounds like a 2007 COD lobby. He doesn't respond. He continues to stare at me.
after 3 more blind 2s without dropping eye contact I've been pushed to my limits. I drop my shovel and run out of the zone.
Get in my car and put on Evanescence at max volume and bolt down the canyon.
I have not recovered and I need medical assistance right now. I called my therapist and they told me its time to consider alternative options (medication). help me plz
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