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cyphers
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 18,285
New list time. can't get em all so add your local below


Vail, CO - 2024 GMC Yukon


Destination: Vail Mountain School

Occupants: Mom (head to toe in fur), 2 teenagers who just learned the N word

Music: SiriusXM pop country

Accessories: Texas longhorns plate frame

Whistler, BC - 2022 Tesla Model S


Destination: Boba

Occupants: 3 UBC international students (all wearing bape)

Music: Dead silence

Accessories: N sticker, summer tires, Hello Kitty magnet

Breckenridge, CO - 2014 Subaru Impreza


Destination: i70 WB shoulder (engine grenaded)

Occupants: 5 college sophomores + 2 freshmen in trunk

Music: Dom Dolla (bass boosted)

Accessories: Wide open rack with no skis “fuck not again bro”, Kappa Sig sticker

Mt. Baker, WA - 1983 Volkswagen Vanagon



Destination: None, has not left ops lot since Reagan administration

Occupants: Ancient hippie, 1 cat + 3 he hasn’t found yet

Music: Bob Dylan on cassette

Accessories: Vegetable oil (for vehicle maintenance)

Mt. Bachelor, OR - 2018 Mercedes Sprinter


Destination: World’s shittiest brewery est. 2021

Occupants: Don’t get me fucking started

Music: Apple maps navigation voice

Accessories: Starlink, trad rack, traction boards (lmao)

Silver Mountain, ID - 1980 Ford F-150


Destination: Wouldn’t you like to know, fed

Occupants: Eric (45) and Jeff (42)

Music: Jason Aldean

Accessories: Flag sticker, NRA plate frame, suspicious quantity of stump remover

Aspen, CO - 2018 Gulfstream G280



Destination: Aspen Country Day School

Occupants: Petroleum company heiress, “the help,” the smallest dog you’ve ever seen

Music: Dua Lipa private live performance

Accessories: GDP of Zambia, seven kilos of coke (1 week supply)

Timberline Lodge, OR - Unicycle


Destination: Clown school

Occupants: 1x clown

Music: Circus theme song

Accessories: Rainbow wig, comically large red nose, 171 Vishnu Wets
Oct 15 2024 5:00PM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 318 - Karma: -137
Middagsberget Vännäsby


Destination: Vännäs
occupants: Raggare or old guys
music: Eddie Meduza
accessories: wunderbaum and d24

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Dlonetti
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 18,175
not my local but


hyland hills, MN - 2018 honda odyssey

destination- gas station for nic

occupants - 3 highschoolers using moms car to ski on a school day

music- semetary

accessories- jetskis, niche branded snowpants

**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2024 at 5:41:57pm
Oct 15 2024 5:37PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 60,384
Mount Snow, Vermont - 2005 Mercedes E500



Destination: Back of a squad car for blowing a 0.25 while speeding down I-90 (Trying to make it to the Bruins game at 7:30 PM, it's currently 7:15)

Occupants: Four of the loudest military-aged men you've ever seen in your life, none of them know how to lay an edge but all of them can throw backflips

Music: Frank Sinatra / Pop Smoke

Accessories: Unregistered firearm, Tom Brady jersey, empty dunkin donuts cups


Could also swap Brady Jersey for Eli Manning and Bruins game for Rangers game, the rest would still apply.
Oct 15 2024 5:55PM
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lil.Boye
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vestlia resort, geilo, Norway - any chinese car brand est. after 2020
location: lease dealership or Geilolia ferieleiligheter

occupants: rich parents, 12yr old kids in full capeesh kit

music: telling the kids to shut up every half hour, skibidi toilet

accessories: CAPEESH, any kids park ski, lease contract


Oslo vinterpark- T-bane 1. Frognerseteren


Destination: Grünerløkka

occupants: ola nordmann, your weed plug, probably your favorite skier

music: kitboys

accessories: ruter månedskort, prerolled joints, edgefile



Hodlekve skisenter - nissan patrol



destination: rindabotn

occupants: skibum in his 30's, Outdoor Education students

music: ragarockers or Vassendgutane

accessories: 4 pairs of SGN skis with shift or cast bindings
Oct 15 2024 6:04PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6419 - Karma: 74,051
Phenomenal effort by yall being put into these thread replies this is why I come on NS
Oct 15 2024 6:22PM
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 254 - Karma: 2,218
weastcoatPhenomenal effort by yall being put into these thread replies this is why I come on NS


you did what on NS
Oct 15 2024 6:39PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 11,329
Eldora mtn - Subaru forester
Occupants: Jeremiah (24) and Rebecca (23) (moved to boulder from the bay area in 2022)

luggage: two pairs of matching black crows, full orange REI suits, and a pack of IPAs

Music: 100% tiktok songs and Spotify top 50
Oct 15 2024 7:48PM
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Phoenixgrassl21
Posts: 62 - Karma: -10
Mt Hood Meadows



Destination: Snow bank, after passing 35 cars at 70mph ( they thought they’d be fine on the ice because they have a Subaru )

Occupants: most likely a granola mom who just left the kids with their dad and snuck out to catch some powder laps

Music: Noah Kahan, The Lumineers

Accessories: Nalgene water bottle, granola bar, bear spray
Oct 15 2024 7:58PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 11,329
Vomit green Tesla model S


Occupants: unknown guy from Florida, kinda agitatable and pudgy

Music: no earthly idea

accessories: 7 pairs of moment skis, 5L keg of some strange hippie beer, Mickey Mouse Apple Watch strap

Destination: hockey stadium parking lot, but it’s too hot to have a tailgate :(
Oct 15 2024 8:07PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 22,121
Bittersweet: 1997 Chevrolet s-10 blazer 2 door


Destination : gas station for cigarettes and lotto tickets

occupants: harry (30 but looks 50) and Geoff

music : kid rock and Lynyrd Skynyrd

accessories : taz giving the middle finger sticker and Calvin peeling on ford logo sticker

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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 28,835
Farmville420Mount Snow, Vermont - 2005 Mercedes E500



Destination: Back of a squad car for blowing a 0.25 while speeding down I-90 (Trying to make it to the Bruins game at 7:30 PM, it's currently 7:15)

Occupants: Four of the loudest military-aged men you've ever seen in your life, none of them know how to lay an edge but all of them can throw backflips

Music: Frank Sinatra / Pop Smoke

Accessories: Unregistered firearm, Tom Brady jersey, empty dunkin donuts cups


Could also swap Brady Jersey for Eli Manning and Bruins game for Rangers game, the rest would still apply.


Jersey squeezed incredibly tight over an Obermeyer Jacket. So tight it looks like they’ll have to cut it off him at the end of the day. They do have plenty of extra beers, funny stories, and below mid range weed. They’re very generous when sharing all 3.
Oct 15 2024 9:07PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10,861

Palisades - Rivian R1S

Destination - alibi ale works or RMU

Occupants: aspiring gen alpha Olympian with millennial ‘coach’ dad

Music: whatever was in last years TGR film

accessories: brand new ‘Tahoe local’ license plate frame with cringe inducing snow or tahoe themed vanity plate (eg PALIFAM, SKIFAM, TAHOFAM, GR8POW, SNO4US, etc), pit vipers hanging from rear view mirror, starlink to accommodate work from parking lot lifestyle.
Oct 15 2024 10:40PM
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jstern
Posts: 33 - Karma: 267


Mammoth Mountain--Porsche Macan Turbo S

Destination - Mammoth Brewing or Robertos

Occupants: 12 year old Angelenos who fucking hate that their parents stuck them on the race team—got 18th in the last GS race. Platinum blonde dyed parents texting and driving, are so sure they're gonna be Olympians, honey.

Music: Yacht Rock

accessories: Ikon sticker. Mammoth Crown sticker. Thousand Oaks Porsche dealership plate cover. 30 unpaid speeding tickets. Chains, never used. Email to VRBO property manager to raise the rates again.
Oct 15 2024 10:54PM
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-skian-
Posts: 329 - Karma: 1,405
Blue Mountain, ON 20̷24 Q8 fastback


Destination: Their timeshare heated driveway in the village.

Occupants: Veronica in tight thigh, bell bottom pants and grey goose fur rimmed puffer, Steven in Helly Hansen matching black suit, kids Nylah and Harrison

Music: ABBA

Accesories: Roofbox full of all head skis except for Harrisons, who is a "rebel" and skis elan twin tips. 12 bottles of white wine.
Oct 16 2024 9:04AM
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Skidude24
Posts: 37 - Karma: 75
Rock_InhabitantEldora mtn - Subaru forester
Occupants: Jeremiah (24) and Rebecca (23) (moved to boulder from the bay area in 2022)

luggage: two pairs of matching black crows, full orange REI suits, and a pack of IPAs

Music: 100% tiktok songs and Spotify top 50



That shit got me cryin lmaoooo
Oct 16 2024 9:06AM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3618 - Karma: -12,152




any mountain in vermont
Oct 16 2024 9:19AM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 22,990
-skian-Blue Mountain, ON 20̷24 Q8 fastback


Destination: Their timeshare heated driveway in the village.

Occupants: Veronica in tight thigh, bell bottom pants and grey goose fur rimmed puffer, Steven in Helly Hansen matching black suit, kids Nylah and Harrison

Music: ABBA

Accesories: Roofbox full of all head skis except for Harrisons, who is a "rebel" and skis elan twin tips. 12 bottles of white wine.


Trying not to laugh out loud in class rn. Get me out of this province.

Fr tho these are all so good, best thread I've seen in a long time.

**This post was edited on Oct 16th 2024 at 9:19:48am
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KungKalmar
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 13,657
JibbcoreMiddagsberget Vännäsby


Destination: Vännäs
occupants: Raggare or old guys
music: Eddie Meduza
accessories: wunderbaum and d24

**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2024 at 5:29:10pm


You live in Vännäs? There is a lil boat ride between us. I coming to steal your brick Volvo while I'm on my way to Hemavan dis season.
Oct 16 2024 9:21AM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 22,990
JibbcoreMiddagsberget Vännäsby


Destination: Vännäs
occupants: Raggare or old guys
music: Eddie Meduza
accessories: wunderbaum and d24

**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2024 at 5:29:10pm


bolbo :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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Evancantspin
Posts: 449 - Karma: 6,177
Okemo vt

Destination: their ski n ski out timeshare

Occupants:a cheating husband an alcoholic wife 3 annoying kids that would rather be playing fortnite

Music: the cry’s of the fiery souls of satan ft Fleetwood Mac

Accesories: 3 handles of grey goose vodka in a roof box
Oct 16 2024 9:42AM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 318 - Karma: -137
KungKalmarYou live in Vännäs? There is a lil boat ride between us. I coming to steal your brick Volvo while I'm on my way to Hemavan dis season.


No I live in Umeå do you live in Vasa?
Oct 16 2024 9:45AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3311 - Karma: 23,809
I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard. These are all so spot on! Just missing the Tacoma
Oct 16 2024 12:28PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7821 - Karma: 21,848
Brookvale, PEI: 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier


Destination: Big Dog Convenience for smokes and Coors light

Occupants: Corey (17), License suspended (DUI), Ben (16), Learner's permit, Jeff (19) will never drive any vehicle thatisn't a dirtbike or ATV


Music: CFCY Country Hits


Accessories: Zip ties holding bumper and spoiler on, half empty Tim's Double Double, Rubber boots

Snacks: Clam Strips
Oct 16 2024 12:51PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 29,037

Destination: Any mountain in Mid Atlantic/Southwestern NY

Occupants: 4 room temp IQ bros in mismatched dope snow uniforms (no helmets needed)

Music: The worst and most mid clip art party music being blasted into the parking lot at 8am for everyone else to enjoy

Accessories: Tweas, 30 rack of light beer, (all empty cans will be littered on ground when finished), marb reds, and dollar store weed. Wildcard; alcoholic beverage onesie if temps are above 30 degrees.
Oct 16 2024 12:56PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 60,384
Farmville420Mount Snow, Vermont - 2005 Mercedes E500



Destination: Back of a squad car for blowing a 0.25 while speeding down I-90 (Trying to make it to the Bruins game at 7:30 PM, it's currently 7:15)

Occupants: Four of the loudest military-aged men you've ever seen in your life, none of them know how to lay an edge but all of them can throw backflips

Music: Frank Sinatra / Pop Smoke

Accessories: Unregistered firearm, Tom Brady jersey, empty dunkin donuts cups


Could also swap Brady Jersey for Eli Manning and Bruins game for Rangers game, the rest would still apply.

Typo btw I meant I-91
Oct 16 2024 2:27PM
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Benchhitter
Posts: 163 - Karma: 1,504
Banff Sunshine - Ford 150 King ranch (city driven)


Destination: Standing in front of and blocking the gondola line acting like they're getting on, but actually waiting for the other 5 families they came with
Occupants: Dad (still simmering down from road raging the whole way out), Mom (does not want to be here) Son (wearing dads old spyder jacket and boots from 1999)
Music: Ford seatbelt chime (1.5 hrs)
Accessories: F*ck trudeau sticker, ski gear so old that it's basically disintegrating (despite dad making 500k a year in oil&gas)
Intentions: ski like they drove out- scary fast, out of control, very loose in the tail

Castle Mountain - clapped 2nd gen cummins


Destination: keeping ski patrol busy
Occupants: 4 of the greasiest walking mullets you've ever seen, wearing full kits of Klim, Realtree
Music: Jason Aldean
Accessories: F*ck trudeau sticker, the largest vape you have ever laid eyes on
Oct 16 2024 5:10PM
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SlushSeason
Posts: 871 - Karma: 6,679
Snowbird - 2022 Toyota 4Runner TRD Offroad




Destination: NO PARKING AVALANCHE ZONE

Occupants: "Utah Locals" Kyle and Chelsea who have been "saving our Bird days for the big one!"

Music: Ski and Party - Pixie and the Partygrass Boys

Accessories: Rainbow whale sticker, All-season tires, Ikon sticker, New York plates
Oct 16 2024 6:16PM
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Sully_Lynn
Posts: 76 - Karma: 203
great divide mt,
Oct 17 2024 12:09AM
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smokes
Posts: 68 - Karma: 860
Schweitzer Mountain, Idaho - Toyota Tacoma w/Canopy

Destination: Evans Bros Coffee, and Instagram

Occupants: Brad and Andrea (mom and dad, marriage is going downhill) with children Bjorn and Mikayla

Music: Whatever Brad still loves, probably the XX or Snow patrol. The kids have earbuds listening to tiktok songs. Andrea just thinking about the barista.

Accessories: Brad has an Oakley hat and sunnies with chums on, Andrea has a Patagonia puffer and leggings. Skiing on QSTs and Bentchetlers, and the Dad has 40+ 40+ friends he's drinking beers at lunch while he complains about his wife

Accessories:
Oct 17 2024 1:01AM
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SlushSeason
Posts: 871 - Karma: 6,679
jstern


Mammoth Mountain--Porsche Macan Turbo S

Destination - Mammoth Brewing or Robertos

Occupants: 12 year old Angelenos who fucking hate that their parents stuck them on the race team—got 18th in the last GS race. Platinum blonde dyed parents texting and driving, are so sure they're gonna be Olympians, honey.

Music: Yacht Rock

accessories: Ikon sticker. Mammoth Crown sticker. Thousand Oaks Porsche dealership plate cover. 30 unpaid speeding tickets. Chains, never used. Email to VRBO property manager to raise the rates again.


It's either this, or a Lamborghini Urus carrying a rich Persian family that's never skied before. They'll then get angry at the ski instructor, rental shop, etc. when they can't figure it out within 2 runs
Oct 17 2024 1:02AM
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disappointmett
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,480
So fucking accurate
BenchhitterBanff Sunshine - Ford 150 King ranch (city driven)


Destination: Standing in front of and blocking the gondola line acting like they're getting on, but actually waiting for the other 5 families they came with
Occupants: Dad (still simmering down from road raging the whole way out), Mom (does not want to be here) Son (wearing dads old spyder jacket and boots from 1999)
Music: Ford seatbelt chime (1.5 hrs)
Accessories: F*ck trudeau sticker, ski gear so old that it's basically disintegrating (despite dad making 500k a year in oil&gas)
Intentions: ski like they drove out- scary fast, out of control, very loose in the tail

Castle Mountain - clapped 2nd gen cummins


Destination: keeping ski patrol busy
Occupants: 4 of the greasiest walking mullets you've ever seen, wearing full kits of Klim, Realtree
Music: Jason Aldean
Accessories: F*ck trudeau sticker, the largest vape you have ever laid eyes on


Oct 17 2024 8:16AM
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hb_laz
Posts: 114 - Karma: 856
EvancantspinOkemo vt

Destination: their ski n ski out timeshare

Occupants:a cheating husband an alcoholic wife 3 annoying kids that would rather be playing fortnite

Music: the cry’s of the fiery souls of satan ft Fleetwood Mac

Accesories: 3 handles of grey goose vodka in a roof box


same mountain, same car

occupants: Asian family of 4.

destination: straight to the front of the long ass lift lines.

music: none

accessories: big fur coats, and those ass and knee pads shaped like a turtle
Oct 17 2024 9:41AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
SlushSeasonSnowbird - 2022 Toyota 4Runner TRD Offroad




Destination: NO PARKING AVALANCHE ZONE

Occupants: "Utah Locals" Kyle and Chelsea who have been "saving our Bird days for the big one!"

Music: Ski and Party - Pixie and the Partygrass Boys

Accessories: Rainbow whale sticker, All-season tires, Ikon sticker, New York plates

Can't forget the UDOT Tire Inspection sticker too!
Oct 17 2024 9:46AM
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dwt802
Posts: 3237 - Karma: 31,957
Bridger Bowl: Modified 90s Toyota T100 Truck




Destination: Town & Country Foods, Spire Climbing & Fitness

Occupants: 22 year old couple from CA that both moved to Montana to “get away from it all”

Music: Caamp, Kitchen Dwellers, and literally anything remotely country

Accessories: Whole lotta PBR, denim, a camping grill, and questionable statements regarding themselves and montana itself.





amazing thread
Oct 17 2024 2:51PM
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BlueVillain
Posts: 405 - Karma: 2,398
Le Relais, QC Canada

Destination: Police station

Occupants: Two patrol in the front, three park skiers in the back

Music: Arguing with their freshly arrested park rats

Accessories: Sticks up the patrol's asses
Oct 17 2024 4:18PM
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realassboat
Posts: 13 - Karma: 239
dwt802Bridger Bowl: Modified 90s Toyota T100 Truck




Destination: Town & Country Foods, Spire Climbing & Fitness

Occupants: 22 year old couple from CA that both moved to Montana to “get away from it all”

Music: Caamp, Kitchen Dwellers, and literally anything remotely country

Accessories: Whole lotta PBR, denim, a camping grill, and questionable statements regarding themselves and montana itself.





amazing thread


just hit wayyyyy too close to home with this in my t100 with dwellers and PBR and a camp grill and questionable statements about myself
Oct 17 2024 4:24PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9352 - Karma: 68,291
I got so sick of that song so fast it's not even funny
SlushSeasonSnowbird - 2022 Toyota 4Runner TRD Offroad




Destination: NO PARKING AVALANCHE ZONE

Occupants: "Utah Locals" Kyle and Chelsea who have been "saving our Bird days for the big one!"

Music: Ski and Party - Pixie and the Partygrass Boys

Accessories: Rainbow whale sticker, All-season tires, Ikon sticker, New York plates
Oct 17 2024 5:04PM
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Dani-B
Posts: 235 - Karma: 2,041
Moar Ontario

Mt. St. Louis Moonstone, ON - 2018 Mercedes GLS (it’s Kevin’s mom’s)






Destination: St. Louis side parking lot on a sunny Saturday, late morning, as close to the base as possible. Even if that means moving (read: crushing) a cone or three and ignoring the parking marshal saying the lot’s full.

Occupants: GTA-based 20-something Asian-Americans Kevin, Jason, Chris, Angela, and Amy.

Music: Hip hop, until they are getting changed to which the music is interspersed with asking each other if “they look drippy”

Accessories: head-to-toe Montec, animal-themed helmet covers and knee pads, Corbett’s-sourced snowboarding gear. Board edges have not been touched since they last rested on the front of your boots on the chairlift. Lanyard length is negatively correlated to skill.
Oct 17 2024 5:50PM
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 756 - Karma: 10,499
EvancantspinOkemo vt

Destination: their ski n ski out timeshare

Occupants:a cheating husband an alcoholic wife 3 annoying kids that would rather be playing fortnite

Music: the cry’s of the fiery souls of satan ft Fleetwood Mac

Accesories: 3 handles of grey goose vodka in a roof box


Loon Mountain is just this but with BC and BC High stickers on the back window.
Oct 17 2024 6:34PM
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smokes
Posts: 68 - Karma: 860
Mt. Spokane - Geo Metro


Destination: Chair 3 to smack DTSAB? stickers on the lifts

Occupants: Cameron, Jared, and the devil's lettuce

Music: khruangbin

Accessories: thrifted crewneck sweaters, mustaches (if we're generous), small sunglasses, rolled beanies, maybe some bike helmets. Line or Surface skis.
Oct 17 2024 11:43PM
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verynormalguy
Posts: 470 - Karma: 7,805
Damn Mt. Spokane sounds like it has a good vibe 😂
smokesMt. Spokane - Geo Metro


Destination: Chair 3 to smack DTSAB? stickers on the lifts

Occupants: Cameron, Jared, and the devil's lettuce

Music: khruangbin

Accessories: thrifted crewneck sweaters, mustaches (if we're generous), small sunglasses, rolled beanies, maybe some bike helmets. Line or Surface skis.
Oct 20 2024 1:27PM
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ajbski
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 5,310
open to interpretation, but I think the point should be to match the hill to the car not the people who ski at the hill to the their car…

**This post was edited on Oct 20th 2024 at 7:08:03pm
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Teddy_Sweets
Posts: 75 - Karma: 736
Sunday River, ME - Land Rover



Destination: daddy’s investment firm

music: Zach Bryan (they live in suburban Massachusetts)

accessories: Amex black card, fleece quarter zip vest, 4 kids (all on race team), 2 mysteriously dismissed insider trading charges
Oct 20 2024 9:29PM
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ScootSkiLyfe
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 5,407
Powder Ridge, MN - B4 Audi A4




Destination: Their dad's make shift auto shop / pole shed

Occupants: One 16 year old boy (just got his drivers license this fall) , his 14 year old girlfriend (she turns 15 next month), his little brother in the back (kid rips on a board)

Music: Juice Wrld

Accessories: K04 Turbo, Catless downpipe, Stage 2+ tune, plenty of Loon disposable nicotine devices

❤️ u ridge
Oct 20 2024 10:45PM
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ScootSkiLyfe
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 5,407
cyphersNew list time. can't get em all so add your local below


Vail, CO - 2024 GMC Yukon


Destination: Vail Mountain School

Occupants: Mom (head to toe in fur), 2 teenagers who just learned the N word

Music: SiriusXM pop country

Accessories: Texas longhorns plate frame

Whistler, BC - 2022 Tesla Model S


Destination: Boba

Occupants: 3 UBC international students (all wearing bape)

Music: Dead silence

Accessories: N sticker, summer tires, Hello Kitty magnet

Breckenridge, CO - 2014 Subaru Impreza


Destination: i70 WB shoulder (engine grenaded)

Occupants: 5 college sophomores + 2 freshmen in trunk

Music: Dom Dolla (bass boosted)

Accessories: Wide open rack with no skis “fuck not again bro”, Kappa Sig sticker

Mt. Baker, WA - 1983 Volkswagen Vanagon



Destination: None, has not left ops lot since Reagan administration

Occupants: Ancient hippie, 1 cat + 3 he hasn’t found yet

Music: Bob Dylan on cassette

Accessories: Vegetable oil (for vehicle maintenance)

Mt. Bachelor, OR - 2018 Mercedes Sprinter


Destination: World’s shittiest brewery est. 2021

Occupants: Don’t get me fucking started

Music: Apple maps navigation voice

Accessories: Starlink, trad rack, traction boards (lmao)

Silver Mountain, ID - 1980 Ford F-150


Destination: Wouldn’t you like to know, fed

Occupants: Eric (45) and Jeff (42)

Music: Jason Aldean

Accessories: Flag sticker, NRA plate frame, suspicious quantity of stump remover

Aspen, CO - 2018 Gulfstream G280



Destination: Aspen Country Day School

Occupants: Petroleum company heiress, “the help,” the smallest dog you’ve ever seen

Music: Dua Lipa private live performance

Accessories: GDP of Zambia, seven kilos of coke (1 week supply)

Timberline Lodge, OR - Unicycle


Destination: Clown school

Occupants: 1x clown

Music: Circus theme song

Accessories: Rainbow wig, comically large red nose, 171 Vishnu Wets


Also this has got to be one of the best NS posts ive seen in a minute
Oct 20 2024 10:45PM
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 756 - Karma: 10,499

Magic Mountain, VT - 198X Volvo 240 Wagon

Destination: Their apartment in North Adams, MA

Occupants: Shelby; she/they, 37, librarian, head to toe Flylow kit, asks you about your Vishnus in the lift line.

Ben; 49, he/him, Etsy jewelry artisan, adjunct professor, helmet with a brim, blood type: DIPA 8.4AVB

Music: The Dead and NPR

Accessories: Northeast liberal arts college alum sticker pack. Packs come with a free Bissel Brothers sticker and your choice of Sugarloaf or Alta sticker.
Oct 20 2024 11:53PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 11,329
Goretex_Vidal

Magic Mountain, VT - 198X Volvo 240 Wagon

Destination: Their apartment in North Adams, MA

Occupants: Shelby; she/they, 37, librarian, head to toe Flylow kit, asks you about your Vishnus in the lift line.

Ben; 49, he/him, Etsy jewelry artisan, adjunct professor, helmet with a brim, blood type: DIPA 8.4AVB

Music: The Dead and NPR

Accessories: Northeast liberal arts college alum sticker pack. Packs come with a free Bissel Brothers sticker and your choice of Sugarloaf or Alta sticker.


Crazy specific haha. I know exactly the kinda person you’re talking about
Oct 21 2024 2:52AM
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SteezyYeeter
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Magic Mountain, VT - 198X Volvo 240 Wagon

Destination: Their apartment in North Adams, MA

Occupants: Shelby; she/they, 37, librarian, head to toe Flylow kit, asks you about your Vishnus in the lift line.

Ben; 49, he/him, Etsy jewelry artisan, adjunct professor, helmet with a brim, blood type: DIPA 8.4AVB

Music: The Dead and NPR

Accessories: Northeast liberal arts college alum sticker pack. Packs come with a free Bissel Brothers sticker and your choice of Sugarloaf or Alta sticker.


LOL bro you did magic so dirty 😭
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Dani-B
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ajbskiopen to interpretation, but I think the point should be to match the hill to the car not the people who ski at the hill to the their car…

**This post was edited on Oct 20th 2024 at 7:08:03pm


I hadn't thought about it this way until you pointed it out, but I think the reason the thread focused on the occupants is because cars are quite often a reflection of who is driving them

**This post was edited on Oct 23rd 2024 at 12:19:25pm
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GSR
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Cardrona, New Zealand - Late Model Mitsubishi Outlander

Destination: Ferg Berger because iykyk

Occupants: Wayne; 51, worked in the mines in Western Australia but migrated to Sydney in his 40s, bought some brand-new Head SuperShapes for way more than what they are worth, Linda, 45, receptionist, rides whatever rentals she got from Browns Ski shop; Lachy; 14; snowboards and is a little twat and his sister Tamara; she doesn't care about skiing and only cares about Love Island UK; 18 .


Music: Whatever radio station is pre-programmed so they can listen to the snow report every 30 minutes

Accessories: All their luggage they bought with them from Australia for their trip, maybe some Shotover Jet merch idk.
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