Ski areas as vehicles

weastcoatPhenomenal effort by yall being put into these thread replies this is why I come on NS

Farmville420Mount Snow, Vermont - 2005 Mercedes E500

Destination: Back of a squad car for blowing a 0.25 while speeding down I-90 (Trying to make it to the Bruins game at 7:30 PM, it's currently 7:15)

Occupants: Four of the loudest military-aged men you've ever seen in your life, none of them know how to lay an edge but all of them can throw backflips

Music: Frank Sinatra / Pop Smoke

Accessories: Unregistered firearm, Tom Brady jersey, empty dunkin donuts cups


Could also swap Brady Jersey for Eli Manning and Bruins game for Rangers game, the rest would still apply.

Rock_InhabitantEldora mtn - Subaru forester

Occupants: Jeremiah (24) and Rebecca (23) (moved to boulder from the bay area in 2022)

luggage: two pairs of matching black crows, full orange REI suits, and a pack of IPAs

Music: 100% tiktok songs and Spotify top 50

-skian-Blue Mountain, ON 20̷24 Q8 fastback

Destination: Their timeshare heated driveway in the village.

Occupants: Veronica in tight thigh, bell bottom pants and grey goose fur rimmed puffer, Steven in Helly Hansen matching black suit, kids Nylah and Harrison

Music: ABBA

Accesories: Roofbox full of all head skis except for Harrisons, who is a "rebel" and skis elan twin tips. 12 bottles of white wine.

JibbcoreMiddagsberget Vännäsby

Destination: Vännäs
occupants: Raggare or old guys
music: Eddie Meduza
accessories: wunderbaum and d24

**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2024 at 5:29:10pm

JibbcoreMiddagsberget Vännäsby

Destination: Vännäs
occupants: Raggare or old guys
music: Eddie Meduza
accessories: wunderbaum and d24

**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2024 at 5:29:10pm

KungKalmarYou live in Vännäs? There is a lil boat ride between us. I coming to steal your brick Volvo while I'm on my way to Hemavan dis season.

Farmville420Mount Snow, Vermont - 2005 Mercedes E500

Destination: Back of a squad car for blowing a 0.25 while speeding down I-90 (Trying to make it to the Bruins game at 7:30 PM, it's currently 7:15)

Occupants: Four of the loudest military-aged men you've ever seen in your life, none of them know how to lay an edge but all of them can throw backflips

Music: Frank Sinatra / Pop Smoke

Accessories: Unregistered firearm, Tom Brady jersey, empty dunkin donuts cups


Could also swap Brady Jersey for Eli Manning and Bruins game for Rangers game, the rest would still apply.

jstern

Mammoth Mountain--Porsche Macan Turbo S

Destination - Mammoth Brewing or Robertos

Occupants: 12 year old Angelenos who fucking hate that their parents stuck them on the race team—got 18th in the last GS race. Platinum blonde dyed parents texting and driving, are so sure they're gonna be Olympians, honey.

Music: Yacht Rock

accessories: Ikon sticker. Mammoth Crown sticker. Thousand Oaks Porsche dealership plate cover. 30 unpaid speeding tickets. Chains, never used. Email to VRBO property manager to raise the rates again.

BenchhitterBanff Sunshine - Ford 150 King ranch (city driven)

Destination: Standing in front of and blocking the gondola line acting like they're getting on, but actually waiting for the other 5 families they came with
Occupants: Dad (still simmering down from road raging the whole way out), Mom (does not want to be here) Son (wearing dads old spyder jacket and boots from 1999)
Music: Ford seatbelt chime (1.5 hrs)
Accessories: F*ck trudeau sticker, ski gear so old that it's basically disintegrating (despite dad making 500k a year in oil&gas)
Intentions: ski like they drove out- scary fast, out of control, very loose in the tail

Castle Mountain - clapped 2nd gen cummins

Destination: keeping ski patrol busy
Occupants: 4 of the greasiest walking mullets you've ever seen, wearing full kits of Klim, Realtree
Music: Jason Aldean
Accessories: F*ck trudeau sticker, the largest vape you have ever laid eyes on

EvancantspinOkemo vt

Destination: their ski n ski out timeshare

Occupants:a cheating husband an alcoholic wife 3 annoying kids that would rather be playing fortnite

Music: the cry’s of the fiery souls of satan ft Fleetwood Mac

Accesories: 3 handles of grey goose vodka in a roof box

SlushSeasonSnowbird - 2022 Toyota 4Runner TRD Offroad

Destination: NO PARKING AVALANCHE ZONE

Occupants: "Utah Locals" Kyle and Chelsea who have been "saving our Bird days for the big one!"

Music: Ski and Party - Pixie and the Partygrass Boys

Accessories: Rainbow whale sticker, All-season tires, Ikon sticker, New York plates

dwt802Bridger Bowl: Modified 90s Toyota T100 Truck

Destination: Town & Country Foods, Spire Climbing & Fitness

Occupants: 22 year old couple from CA that both moved to Montana to “get away from it all”

Music: Caamp, Kitchen Dwellers, and literally anything remotely country

Accessories: Whole lotta PBR, denim, a camping grill, and questionable statements regarding themselves and montana itself.





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SlushSeasonSnowbird - 2022 Toyota 4Runner TRD Offroad

Destination: NO PARKING AVALANCHE ZONE

Occupants: "Utah Locals" Kyle and Chelsea who have been "saving our Bird days for the big one!"

Music: Ski and Party - Pixie and the Partygrass Boys

Accessories: Rainbow whale sticker, All-season tires, Ikon sticker, New York plates

EvancantspinOkemo vt

Destination: their ski n ski out timeshare

Occupants:a cheating husband an alcoholic wife 3 annoying kids that would rather be playing fortnite

Music: the cry’s of the fiery souls of satan ft Fleetwood Mac

Accesories: 3 handles of grey goose vodka in a roof box

smokesMt. Spokane - Geo Metro

Destination: Chair 3 to smack DTSAB? stickers on the lifts

Occupants: Cameron, Jared, and the devil's lettuce

Music: khruangbin

Accessories: thrifted crewneck sweaters, mustaches (if we're generous), small sunglasses, rolled beanies, maybe some bike helmets. Line or Surface skis.

cyphersNew list time. can't get em all so add your local below


Vail, CO - 2024 GMC Yukon

Destination: Vail Mountain School

Occupants: Mom (head to toe in fur), 2 teenagers who just learned the N word

Music: SiriusXM pop country

Accessories: Texas longhorns plate frame

Whistler, BC - 2022 Tesla Model S

Destination: Boba

Occupants: 3 UBC international students (all wearing bape)

Music: Dead silence

Accessories: N sticker, summer tires, Hello Kitty magnet

Breckenridge, CO - 2014 Subaru Impreza

Destination: i70 WB shoulder (engine grenaded)

Occupants: 5 college sophomores + 2 freshmen in trunk

Music: Dom Dolla (bass boosted)

Accessories: Wide open rack with no skis “fuck not again bro”, Kappa Sig sticker

Mt. Baker, WA - 1983 Volkswagen Vanagon

Destination: None, has not left ops lot since Reagan administration

Occupants: Ancient hippie, 1 cat + 3 he hasn’t found yet

Music: Bob Dylan on cassette

Accessories: Vegetable oil (for vehicle maintenance)

Mt. Bachelor, OR - 2018 Mercedes Sprinter

Destination: World’s shittiest brewery est. 2021

Occupants: Don’t get me fucking started

Music: Apple maps navigation voice

Accessories: Starlink, trad rack, traction boards (lmao)

Silver Mountain, ID - 1980 Ford F-150

Destination: Wouldn’t you like to know, fed

Occupants: Eric (45) and Jeff (42)

Music: Jason Aldean

Accessories: Flag sticker, NRA plate frame, suspicious quantity of stump remover

Aspen, CO - 2018 Gulfstream G280

Destination: Aspen Country Day School

Occupants: Petroleum company heiress, “the help,” the smallest dog you’ve ever seen

Music: Dua Lipa private live performance

Accessories: GDP of Zambia, seven kilos of coke (1 week supply)

Timberline Lodge, OR - Unicycle

Destination: Clown school

Occupants: 1x clown

Music: Circus theme song

Accessories: Rainbow wig, comically large red nose, 171 Vishnu Wets

Goretex_Vidal

Magic Mountain, VT - 198X Volvo 240 Wagon

Destination: Their apartment in North Adams, MA

Occupants: Shelby; she/they, 37, librarian, head to toe Flylow kit, asks you about your Vishnus in the lift line.

Ben; 49, he/him, Etsy jewelry artisan, adjunct professor, helmet with a brim, blood type: DIPA 8.4AVB

Music: The Dead and NPR

Accessories: Northeast liberal arts college alum sticker pack. Packs come with a free Bissel Brothers sticker and your choice of Sugarloaf or Alta sticker.

Goretex_Vidal

Magic Mountain, VT - 198X Volvo 240 Wagon

Destination: Their apartment in North Adams, MA

Occupants: Shelby; she/they, 37, librarian, head to toe Flylow kit, asks you about your Vishnus in the lift line.

Ben; 49, he/him, Etsy jewelry artisan, adjunct professor, helmet with a brim, blood type: DIPA 8.4AVB

Music: The Dead and NPR

Accessories: Northeast liberal arts college alum sticker pack. Packs come with a free Bissel Brothers sticker and your choice of Sugarloaf or Alta sticker.

ajbskiopen to interpretation, but I think the point should be to match the hill to the car not the people who ski at the hill to the their car…

**This post was edited on Oct 20th 2024 at 7:08:03pm