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I will smoke your ass @phoenixgrassl21

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egirl.ski
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I egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)
Oct 11 2024 1:58AM
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egirl.ski
Posts: 350 - Karma: 4,302
@eheath

im stupid,
can i have a relocation to ski grabber please
Oct 11 2024 2:09AM
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mikem
Posts: 948 - Karma: 9,443
Crazy take

@X_ANKILLA should they bring guns?
Oct 11 2024 2:15AM
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lootlake
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 6,522
Can I come watch? 👉👈
Oct 11 2024 7:37AM
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Raf.Diaz.
Posts: 696 - Karma: 10,436
Epic
Oct 11 2024 9:02AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 77,338
for swords you can always hit up the snow samurai himself @sammyC
Oct 11 2024 9:14AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6442 - Karma: 74,392
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1098252/RPReplay-Final1656100080-mov
Oct 11 2024 9:49AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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more hyped for this than a 3' pow day
Oct 11 2024 10:24AM
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egirl.ski
Posts: 350 - Karma: 4,302
SendyMcSendyfacemore hyped for this than a 3' pow day


i know this kid is awake for school and that he has ALREADY seen this thread.

no response yet
Oct 11 2024 10:37AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 77,338
i hope they go to play a game of slvsh, fall in love, and we never hear from either ever again. thats just me being an optimist though.
Oct 11 2024 10:56AM
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Lenny-
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 8,172
Maybe I'm missing a bit of lore about your target here but it feels like you are just bullying an autistic child, who has already been thoroughly bullied already.
Oct 11 2024 11:10AM
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Hellalit
Posts: 130 - Karma: 440
egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

can someone explain the phoenix lore
Oct 11 2024 12:18PM
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Hellalit
Posts: 130 - Karma: 440
egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

can someone explain the phoenix lore
Oct 11 2024 12:18PM
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Hellalit
Posts: 130 - Karma: 440
egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

can someone explain the phoenix lore
Oct 11 2024 12:18PM
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Hellalit
Posts: 130 - Karma: 440
Hellalitcan someone explain the phoenix lore


thank you NS for posting my shit 3x, sorry yall
Oct 11 2024 12:20PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7208 - Karma: 63,510
I fear I am out of the loop regarding the drama
Oct 11 2024 12:27PM
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officechair
Posts: 281 - Karma: 2,390
What did I miss?
Oct 11 2024 12:34PM
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GrapeHunter
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if you're both consenting 18+ females you guys should consider doing the battle naked, I think that would be epic
Oct 11 2024 12:37PM
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ryan.steckley
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GrapeHunterif you're both consenting 18+ females you guys should consider doing the battle naked, I think that would be epic


the fuck
Oct 11 2024 12:51PM
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egirl.ski
Posts: 350 - Karma: 4,302
GrapeHunterif you're both consenting 18+ females you guys should consider doing the battle naked, I think that would be epic


bro wtf
Oct 11 2024 12:59PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 34,974
“Out-of-park”🤓
Oct 11 2024 2:04PM
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iDontHitRails
Posts: 262 - Karma: 2,415
welcome to the playa-hataz ball. Loser should have to delete their instagram and never post a clip again
Oct 11 2024 2:41PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3956 - Karma: 6,411
Boutta pull up to watch with a personal 6’er and some popcorn.
Oct 11 2024 3:09PM
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clueless.64
Posts: 11 - Karma: -25
can we add deletion of ig account to the stakes
Oct 11 2024 5:38PM
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BallClapper
Posts: 3333 - Karma: 14,797
@egirl.ski will fucking destroy him. And me too, she rips.
Oct 11 2024 6:26PM
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egirl.ski
Posts: 350 - Karma: 4,302
BallClapper@egirl.ski will fucking destroy him. And me too, she rips.


holy glaze
love you too bro
Oct 11 2024 6:50PM
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Weibussy
Posts: 36 - Karma: 327
Winner takes losers skis
Oct 11 2024 7:28PM
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CantBeliveButter
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mom go away im watching egirl.ski vs phoenixgrassl21 in a game of slvsh
Oct 11 2024 7:35PM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 408 - Karma: 503
I challange @fabbe and @Lip_on to stop skiing and leave the park to the real deal
Oct 11 2024 9:02PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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BallClapper@egirl.ski will fucking destroy him. And me too, she rips.


She ain’t lettin you hit lil bro
Oct 11 2024 10:24PM
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BallClapper
Posts: 3333 - Karma: 14,797
ColoradoDogfartShe ain’t lettin you hit lil bro

🙃🤔

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2024 at 11:41:05pm
Oct 11 2024 11:38PM
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BallClapper
Posts: 3333 - Karma: 14,797
Entire internet just watched me get friend zoned. 💀😢
egirl.skilove you too bro
Oct 11 2024 11:47PM
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mikem
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BallClapperEntire internet just watched me get friend zoned. 💀😢

Lmao this is your post of the year
Oct 12 2024 1:48AM
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zulis
Posts: 539 - Karma: 1,703
WeibussyWinner takes losers skis

This would be such great addition to SLVSH games outside the tournament setting.
Oct 12 2024 4:39AM
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fabbe
Posts: 851 - Karma: -29
JibbcoreI challange @fabbe and @Lip_on to stop skiing and leave the park to the real deal


I have legit never
spoken to u
Oct 12 2024 4:43AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 12,494
@SLVSH should document this
Oct 12 2024 5:18AM
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CantBeliveButter
Posts: 20 - Karma: 126
ski history in the making
Oct 12 2024 1:05PM
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Lenny-
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 8,172
Did you chose to target him just because his name rhymes with "ass"?
Oct 12 2024 5:58PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 77,338
@Phoenixgrassl21y was on an hour ago but been real quiet 🧐
Oct 12 2024 9:14PM
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Phoenixgrassl21
Posts: 69 - Karma: 13
egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)


Yo! Never meant to be annoying g! I accept totally down for slvsh or a sword fight

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2024 at 10:12:24pm
Oct 12 2024 10:09PM
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Phoenixgrassl21
Posts: 69 - Karma: 13
officechairWhat did I miss?


In case anyone missed the whole thing, I got awarded to be one of the most annoying newschoolers members, it all started when I replied to a thread on skinny snowpants, saying they should get baggy pants 😔 that didn’t go over well, and ever since the incident newschoolers has declared me an old head which I’m lowkey hyped about but yeah I and have a love for old school style and Freeskiing and I guess I’m a dying breed sincerely sorry to all I pissed off if anyone wants to have a sword fight I’m down - sir phoenix grassl/ aka old head

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2024 at 10:19:06pm
Oct 12 2024 10:18PM
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iDontHitRails
Posts: 262 - Karma: 2,415
Phoenixgrassl21In case anyone missed the whole thing, I got awarded to be one of the most annoying newschoolers members, it all started when I replied to a thread on skinny snowpants, saying they should get baggy pants 😔 that didn’t go over well, and ever since the incident newschoolers has declared me an old head which I’m lowkey hyped about but yeah I and have a love for old school style and Freeskiing and I guess I’m a dying breed sincerely sorry to all I pissed off if anyone wants to have a sword fight I’m down - sir phoenix grassl/ aka old head

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2024 at 10:19:06pm


I think your instagram presence is the real reason behind this
Oct 12 2024 11:51PM
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mikem
Posts: 948 - Karma: 9,443
Phoenixgrassl21In case anyone missed the whole thing, I got awarded to be one of the most annoying newschoolers members, it all started when I replied to a thread on skinny snowpants, saying they should get baggy pants 😔 that didn’t go over well, and ever since the incident newschoolers has declared me an old head which I’m lowkey hyped about but yeah I and have a love for old school style and Freeskiing and I guess I’m a dying breed sincerely sorry to all I pissed off if anyone wants to have a sword fight I’m down - sir phoenix grassl/ aka old head

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2024 at 10:19:06pm


I do not know the beef, but you are not an oldhead. whoever called you an oldhead for liking skinny pants watches "the bunch" religiously and is not in tune to our ways.

sincerely, an armchair oldhead with cooked knees.
Oct 13 2024 3:57AM
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Teddy_Sweets
Posts: 75 - Karma: 747
iDontHitRailsI think your instagram presence is the real reason behind this

I don’t see your ig on your profile
Oct 13 2024 10:10AM
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quintcork
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,455
most exciting thing on ns since ferdi was spotted on jetskis
Oct 13 2024 12:32PM
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Phoenixgrassl21
Posts: 69 - Karma: 13
mikemI do not know the beef, but you are not an oldhead. whoever called you an oldhead for liking skinny pants watches "the bunch" religiously and is not in tune to our ways.

sincerely, an armchair oldhead with cooked knees.


Naw I like baggy pants
Oct 13 2024 1:00PM
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dubmasterskanka
Posts: 788 - Karma: 2,828
Who are you guys?
Oct 13 2024 1:13PM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,607
SKI SWORDS

Oct 14 2024 5:51PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2397 - Karma: -6,976
mikemCrazy take

@X_ANKILLA should they bring guns?


Bring guns otherwise this shit is gunna be gay.
Jan 22 2025 11:33AM
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egirl.ski
Posts: 350 - Karma: 4,302
X_ANKILLABring guns otherwise this shit is gunna be gay.


damn they let u out the psych ward…

what a loss for summit county
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