I will smoke your ass @phoenixgrassl21

SendyMcSendyfacemore hyped for this than a 3' pow day

egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

Hellalitcan someone explain the phoenix lore

GrapeHunterif you're both consenting 18+ females you guys should consider doing the battle naked, I think that would be epic

GrapeHunterif you're both consenting 18+ females you guys should consider doing the battle naked, I think that would be epic

BallClapper@egirl.ski will fucking destroy him. And me too, she rips.

BallClapper@egirl.ski will fucking destroy him. And me too, she rips.

ColoradoDogfartShe ain’t lettin you hit lil bro

egirl.skilove you too bro

BallClapperEntire internet just watched me get friend zoned. 💀😢

WeibussyWinner takes losers skis

JibbcoreI challange @fabbe and @Lip_on to stop skiing and leave the park to the real deal

egirl.skiI egirl.ski, (another one of newschoolers most annoying users) challenge @Phoenixgrassl21 to an out-of-park game of slvsh. the loser MUST delete their newschoolers account and NEVER post again.

the terms:
phoenix, you pick the time and place.

winner gets:
-gas money
-a 30-rack of choice

loser must:
-delete their newschoolers account forever.
-never post on newschoolers again
-never make a new ns account, even anonymously

If you accept:
-you may yap to you hearts content until i smoke your poser ass

if you do not accept:
-you’re a coward.
-newschoolers will know you’re a coward.

acceptable alternatives:
-duel with swords (i know a guy)
-duel with pistols (ill hit up ank)

officechairWhat did I miss?

Phoenixgrassl21In case anyone missed the whole thing, I got awarded to be one of the most annoying newschoolers members, it all started when I replied to a thread on skinny snowpants, saying they should get baggy pants 😔 that didn’t go over well, and ever since the incident newschoolers has declared me an old head which I’m lowkey hyped about but yeah I and have a love for old school style and Freeskiing and I guess I’m a dying breed sincerely sorry to all I pissed off if anyone wants to have a sword fight I’m down - sir phoenix grassl/ aka old head

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2024 at 10:19:06pm

Phoenixgrassl21In case anyone missed the whole thing, I got awarded to be one of the most annoying newschoolers members, it all started when I replied to a thread on skinny snowpants, saying they should get baggy pants 😔 that didn’t go over well, and ever since the incident newschoolers has declared me an old head which I’m lowkey hyped about but yeah I and have a love for old school style and Freeskiing and I guess I’m a dying breed sincerely sorry to all I pissed off if anyone wants to have a sword fight I’m down - sir phoenix grassl/ aka old head

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2024 at 10:19:06pm

iDontHitRailsI think your instagram presence is the real reason behind this

mikemI do not know the beef, but you are not an oldhead. whoever called you an oldhead for liking skinny pants watches "the bunch" religiously and is not in tune to our ways.

sincerely, an armchair oldhead with cooked knees.