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Famous Ski Quotes

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Sofford
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Hi crew, I am putting something together around the history of Freeskiing - would love to know your favourite ski related quotes through the years!!
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GayWolf420
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Keep LCC Pit Viper-Free.
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SuperiorKalmar
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"ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar" - Harlaut probably

and this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1095478/Wu-tang-is-for-the-children-Henrik-Harlaut-2018and this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/885200/Wu-Tang-Is-For-The-Children---Henrik-Harlaut
8 months ago
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MaimHelp
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Solid 7
8 months ago
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ski_salmon69
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2:58 this goes hard
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1057556/Meet-me-at-the-Sauna--by-Oliver-Hoblitzelle-
8 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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the first 3 that come to mind are (listed chronologically)

1: my ankles are broken!

2: his ankles are broken!

3: i got broken ankles!

**This post was edited on Aug 5th 2024 at 1:04:11pm

**This post was edited on Aug 5th 2024 at 1:05:12pm
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If you don't do it now you'll be one year older when you do!
8 months ago
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keagan.karstens
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LAND HOLDINGGGGGGG
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creaturelo
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tons of quotable moments in tc, this ones a classic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/742071/LINE-Traveling-Circus-3-5-East-Coast-Hardcore-Real-Stuff
8 months ago
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SlushSeason
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lauraobermeyertons of quotable moments in tc, this ones a classic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/742071/LINE-Traveling-Circus-3-5-East-Coast-Hardcore-Real-Stuff


This one was so iconic that Line had an ad titled "it's alta man" 11 years later
8 months ago
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Casey
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Back in the 90s someone told me God hates a coward right before they dropped in to a bowl I don’t know if I believe in God but I still think that statement is true.
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GayWolf420
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CaseyBack in the 90s someone told me God hates a coward right before they dropped in to a bowl I don’t know if I believe in God but I still think that statement is true.

One time I got a core shot and was checking out my ski at the bottom of the run at snowbird and some dude skied by and said "Tools not jewels, buddy" and that still sticks with me
8 months ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Any jems quote
8 months ago
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oldmanski
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When Hell freezes over, I'll ski there too
8 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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'i can stick uphill ice... on my saucer'
8 months ago
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weastcoat
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you guys canNOT be doing that here
8 months ago
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Skidude24
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“Loose but lit” I think it came from Magnus Graner originally?

“double front flip off the knuckle… actually?!?”-A game of Slvsh at Ruka
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EvanMeyer
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GayWolf420One time I got a core shot and was checking out my ski at the bottom of the run at snowbird and some dude skied by and said "Tools not jewels, buddy" and that still sticks with me


As a ski tech I will definitely be using this in the future when people bitch about a tiny base scratch
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SlushSeason
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GayWolf420One time I got a core shot and was checking out my ski at the bottom of the run at snowbird and some dude skied by and said "Tools not jewels, buddy" and that still sticks with me


I say that one all the time. I just can't remember who i picked it up from
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GayWolf420
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Another one about dating in ski towns: Its fun having a girlfriend who skis until she meets a better skier than you.
8 months ago
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.frenchy
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anything CR Johnson said. i had a CR quote as my senior quote
8 months ago
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GayWolf420
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.frenchyanything CR Johnson said. i had a CR quote as my senior quote


Same. "On the way down, its awesome."
8 months ago
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JFU
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I like to face my problems head on, not side on. That's why I ski instead of snowboard.
8 months ago
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EvanMeyer
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forgot to add this gem though

"Im one of those people who cant smell rain; but snow is different. It has a metallic scent almost like sniffing a quarter. Snow used to be my life now its more like one of those past relationships that tortures your soul. I moved across the country for snow she seduced me, and i moved for her. Because with her by my side it was possible to do the one thing that has ever holistically filled this adrenal void that I live with" - Tom Warnicks writings used for the "Ten and Two" narration.
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ZenyattaKick
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1095574/RPReplay-Final1712011239-mov
8 months ago
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switchlip2
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lauraobermeyertons of quotable moments in tc, this ones a classic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/742071/LINE-Traveling-Circus-3-5-East-Coast-Hardcore-Real-Stuff


First thing that came to my mind
8 months ago
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j.roc
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"Do future spins, get paid!"
8 months ago
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thewayshego3s
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DRRRRROPPPPPPP
8 months ago
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tyauer
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I’m gonna rip the shit out of this
8 months ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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EvanMeyerforgot to add this gem though

"Im one of those people who cant smell rain; but snow is different. It has a metallic scent almost like sniffing a quarter. Snow used to be my life now its more like one of those past relationships that tortures your soul. I moved across the country for snow she seduced me, and i moved for her. Because with her by my side it was possible to do the one thing that has ever holistically filled this adrenal void that I live with" - Tom Warnicks writings used for the "Ten and Two" narration.


damn man....
8 months ago
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armchair_skier
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8 months ago
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nCrow
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tyauerI’m gonna rip the shit out of this


Most of GNAR really
8 months ago
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The_RaginAsian
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"REAL SKIING, ON REAL MOUNTAINS, ON REAL SNOW" - Tanner Hall 2010

https://youtu.be/OTO9LCWerHI?si=Q8wNu6o8MVH7MREl

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/675519/nice
8 months ago
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teamdummy
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I thought I was going to dead. But I’m still alive!
8 months ago
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cndr
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"SHANE FUCKING MCCONKEY!"
8 months ago
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JmckR
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anything zane kushman said, below signature included
8 months ago
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Phoenixgrassl21
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SoffordHi crew, I am putting something together around the history of Freeskiing - would love to know your favourite ski related quotes through the years!!


“ Arh Arh Arh Arh Arh” - Henrik Harlout
7 months ago
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Christian_Bale
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never start eating chips
7 months ago
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paulgenovese
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"I love all my homies"
7 months ago
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ghoti_hook
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“You don’t want to be a boner when you land” -LJ LTC1.4 Style Coach
7 months ago
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Phoenixgrassl21
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SoffordHi crew, I am putting something together around the history of Freeskiing - would love to know your favourite ski related quotes through the years!!


“Take the stairs” - Henrik Harlout
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Non_State_Actor
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B A N A N A S ! ! !
Shit is bananas!!!
-T. Hall
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/862117/Tanner---s-Rant

**This post was edited on Aug 28th 2024 at 2:29:48am
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Static
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Anthony Boronowski, founder of Joystick, 20+ years ago:

"I think handrails in general are just a phase."
7 months ago
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SofaKingSick
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7 months ago
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Goretex_Vidal
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"yust keep that hard work underground mentality; you'll be all good, son"

-Edzootcation of Space
7 months ago
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corona
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Non_State_ActorB A N A N A S ! ! !
Shit is bananas!!!
-T. Hall
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/862117/Tanner---s-Rant

**This post was edited on Aug 28th 2024 at 2:29:48am


Anyone else remember the time T Hall came onto NS and posted a rant about some kid named Angus and made fun of him by calling him Anus?
7 months ago
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old-dirty11
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What does your mom tell you about fiberglass?? "Once its in, it never comes out" - Ian Compton
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