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JalmarKalmars Reform Thread

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KungKalmar
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 13,654
After deleting/limiting other social media I needed something to replace the wasted time and somehow I ended up wasting time to pressing F5 on this site every 15 minutes and posting without really thinking.
Everyone knows how easy it's to write things that you wouldn't say in real life as a somewhat anonymous person online. So from now on I will be the same calculating compassionless asshole who you can find somewhere in the Nordic mountains.

Here is Jalmars ten commandments. The real ones, not some religious bullshit.
1. I will research before giving opinion on something non-skiing related
2. I will think before posting
3. I will consult my lawyer before posting.
4. I will not say anything I wouldn't say to a real person
5. I will only commit fallacies on 100% purpose
6. ??????
7. ???????
8. ????????
9. Love Fabbe
10. nataS liaH


Alternative Title: Skin saving time, Reputation polishing thread,

Don't fucking quote this when I post something dumb again.

Inspired by someone who has a doppegänger on this website
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Jul 16 2024 2:36PM
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skalbanan
Posts: 136 - Karma: 403
KalmarJalmarAfter deleting/limiting other social media I needed something to replace the wasted time and somehow I ended up wasting time to pressing F5 on this site every 15 minutes and posting without really thinking.
Everyone knows how easy it's to write things that you wouldn't say in real life as a somewhat anonymous person online. So from now on I will be the same calculating compassionless asshole who you can find somewhere in the Nordic mountains.

Here is Jalmars ten commandments. The real ones, not some religious bullshit.
1. I will research before giving opinion on something non-skiing related
2. I will think before posting
3. I will consult my lawyer before posting.
4. I will not say anything I wouldn't say to a real person
5. I will only commit fallacies on 100% purpose
6. ??????
7. ???????
8. ????????
9. Love Fabbe
10. nataS liaH


Alternative Title: Skin saving time, Reputation polishing thread,

Don't fucking quote this when I post something dumb again.

Inspired by someone who has a doppegänger on this website


Jesus loves you bro
Jul 16 2024 2:56PM
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KungKalmar
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 13,654
skalbananJesus loves you bro


I certainly hope not
Jul 16 2024 3:04PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 11,338
KalmarJalmarI certainly hope not

He certainly doesn’t based on your posts
Jul 16 2024 3:46PM
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VTshredder69
Posts: 2985 - Karma: -7,948
Are you from Norway where that band burned down those churches? Jesus certainly would not love you then.
Jul 16 2024 4:49PM
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Farmville420
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Rock_InhabitantHe certainly doesn’t based on your posts

🧢🧢🧢🧢 Jesus loves everybody, regardless of your trespasses against him or others 🗣🗣🚨
Jul 16 2024 6:18PM
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KungKalmar
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 13,654
VTshredder69Are you from Norway where that band burned down those churches? Jesus certainly would not love you then.

Which one of them and I do not, those guys are our neighbours.
Farmville420🧢🧢🧢🧢 Jesus loves everybody, regardless of your trespasses against him or others 🗣🗣🚨

How can someone who is dead love me
Jul 16 2024 11:49PM
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fabbe
Posts: 836 - Karma: -97
I fw this until u started hatin on Jesus brah, like what did twizz do to u?
Jul 18 2024 7:12AM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 11,338
Jesus was like “be nice to ya neighbor” and mfs were like “holy guacamole this is revolutionary” and now we have pedo priests
Jul 21 2024 1:32AM
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smokes
Posts: 68 - Karma: 860
Jesus was like: being religious doesn't save you, faith and repentance does. Then he died for our sins and rose so that faith would be in a living savior. Then mfs were like: alright I'll follow you and die for your message. But some losers were like: we're gonna trust in religion anyway, and not repent or trust in you alone. And that's how we got pedo priests.
Rock_InhabitantJesus was like “be nice to ya neighbor” and mfs were like “holy guacamole this is revolutionary” and now we have pedo priests
Jul 21 2024 1:41AM
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KungKalmar
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 13,654
Rock_InhabitantJesus was like “be nice to ya neighbor” and mfs were like “holy guacamole this is revolutionary” and now we have pedo priests


I like how you had this thought and decided that the best place for it is my reforming thread. I'm actually the most jesus person on this website. There is a jesus sticker on my skis.
(if anyone knows where I can find satan sticker I would be happy to know. I want to keep things in balance)
Jul 21 2024 1:54AM
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