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LOOK_at_me
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Idk if anybody else knows what I am going through but I have been experiencing quite the array of farts recently. Some small some big. Some loud some quiet. Some dry and some wet. Some odorless and some stinky. Can anyone else on NS relate or am I all alone. (oops this was meant to be in non-ski gabber sorry mods)

**This thread was edited on Jul 9th 2024 at 1:29:00pm
9 months ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Sometimes I get the silent stinky ones in bed and I just sniff that shit for a few minutes. Smells amazing when you’re alone
9 months ago
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Vzx
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Rock_InhabitantSometimes I get the silent stinky ones in bed and I just sniff that shit for a few minutes. Smells amazing when you’re alone





9 months ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Vzx


Don’t try to act like you don’t sniff your farts. I know you do
9 months ago
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Vzx
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Rock_InhabitantDon’t try to act like you don’t sniff your farts. I know you do


Yeah you caught me 😂
9 months ago
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fabbe
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What the skurk...
9 months ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1094612/The-simple-things----Farting-after-a-colonoscopy
9 months ago
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Farmville420
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my brother farted the ABCs when he was like 12. It was just like 26 individual farts but still mad impressive that he staggered them like that
9 months ago
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Slowbro
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It’s your diet.

my brother was trying to cut recently and was eating sugar free jello to feel full and it was making him fart every 5 to 10 seconds for the entire day and they were rancid.
9 months ago
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TroyBallsack
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i lost my sense of smell so i just rip ass with 0 consequences. I know if they are bad by the humidity of them. either that or my gf starts attacking me cuz shes dying.
9 months ago
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Rparr
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timdrachanI know if they are bad by the humidity of them

this is horrifying
9 months ago
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dubmasterskanka
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Rparrthis is horrifying


Nothing is as bad as a sulphur-smelling cheek clapper in a hot shower.
9 months ago
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SteezyYeeter
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so i make a fart thread and get downvoted, then this guy makes one a year later and is praised for it???! WTF!!!
9 months ago
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SteezyYeeter
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please do not go look for that thread i mentioned
9 months ago
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LOOK_at_me
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SteezyYeeterso i make a fart thread and get downvoted, then this guy makes one a year later and is praised for it???! WTF!!!


Don't hate the stinker, hate the stink.
9 months ago
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GrapeHunter
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timdrachani lost my sense of smell so i just rip ass with 0 consequences. I know if they are bad by the humidity of them. either that or my gf starts attacking me cuz shes dying.


can u post a pic of her??
9 months ago
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partyandBS
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SteezyYeeterso i make a fart thread and get downvoted, then this guy makes one a year later and is praised for it???! WTF!!!


maybe you should have made one with an orange name
9 months ago
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TroyBallsack
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GrapeHuntercan u post a pic of her??



9 months ago
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cool270out
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Anyone know what’s up w dad farts?
9 months ago
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LOOK_at_me
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I just want to know where skierman is. Usually by now he has already sent me a death threat.
9 months ago
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cool270out
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LOOK_at_meI just want to know where skierman is. Usually by now he has already sent me a death threat.

Definitely farding
9 months ago
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skalbanan
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cool270outAnyone know what’s up w dad farts?


The farts of 10 years of anguish on the Word site. I can only imagine the type of smells his coworkers get
9 months ago
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beyonson
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Old bowels
cool270outAnyone know what’s up w dad farts?
9 months ago
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LOOK_at_me
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I have been letting out the most rancid farts in my arsenic adventure shorts. How do you feel about this information @-Dan
9 months ago
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SuperiorKalmar
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Mods forgot to remove the orange name from this guy after the ankilla incident.
9 months ago
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Farmville420
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KalmarJalmarMods forgot to remove the orange name from this guy after the ankilla incident.


Narc
9 months ago
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LOOK_at_me
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KalmarJalmarMods forgot to remove the orange name from this guy after the ankilla incident.


They didn’t forget. It had something to do with me being sour patch kid bars. I’m need to make more interviews.
9 months ago
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skalbanan
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Has anyone farted in bed and it quietly lingers in your sheets for 10 minutes before randomly scaring you? Just happened
9 months ago
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BallClapper
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1spliff2guinniesNothing is as bad as a sulphur-smelling cheek clapper in a hot shower.


New username.
9 months ago
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PartyBullshiit
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Yes this is real.


9 months ago
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Capt420
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I just shit myself laughing from reading this thread lol.
9 months ago
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maaattt
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I've got a lot uploaded to my FartBook, feel free to add me
9 months ago
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skalbanan
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VzxYeah you caught me 😂


Dude why do I exclusively see you on fart threads? #livelaughlovefarts
8 months ago
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Vzx
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skalbananDude why do I exclusively see you on fart threads? #livelaughlovefarts


lol idk man 😅 I think I have only replied to 2 threads related to this so far.
8 months ago
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WPoch
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Had an al pastor burrito the other day and holy fuck it smells like my insides are rapidly decomposing.... I can literally taste it on my tongue when breathing.... Like a fine wine it smells as it tastes.... Delicious
3 months ago
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