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A rare exceptionally good take from @X_ANKILLA




You can always have both
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X_ANKILLAYou've misinterpreted "when I go skiing" to mean I carry on hill. I carry a knife on hill. But "when I go skiing" meant when I'm driving to and from skiing I carry my gun.


Gotta keep yourself safe from the 12 year olds you get in fights with at the hill somehow I guess
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LonelyGotta keep yourself safe from the 12 year olds you get in fights with at the hill somehow I guess

It’s cool, he keeps his on-hill encounters knife-only
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cypherswaistband carry while skiing this dude's gonna blow his dick off lmfao


I think ian compton might have hit a rail with a butterfly knife once. Cant confirm if he was hitting a rail or just fucking with one. I think preseason mt snow like 08.

Idk , I though that was sick but we were all like 18 19 lol.

But yeah would be a funny ass way to shoot yourself in the dick. It's def been done before. Luckily no major arteries in your inner upper leg that you could hit too. You clip one of them puppies a dick shot would be prefered almost unless your friends no enough first aid to stop the bleeding while waiting for help.

Idk I'm good on both so I only ski with a gun in a proper holster. You never know when shits gonna go down on 2 for tuesdays woth bogo lift tickets and $2 pbrs. Worth bringing the lasso too for a non lethal start. It's a hog tie or be hogtied world out there


Stay safe fam
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I was joking but home mtn did have $17 tickets tuesday nights and $2 16ounce pbrs. Sime jerry tried to choke out my coworker once for telling him to get out of the park.

Another night was raking and heard yelling and roll down. Friggin 8 or 9 person brawl in the middle of the park. Broken nose maybe 2 and the cops got called.

Prettty sure some of the employees were smoking meth in those days too. What a time to be alive.

/back to weird racism and waistband gun toting
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Now that you are here...

Yes.
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abjectwoeNow that you are here...

Yes.


don't worry i'm not really here.
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@X_ANKILLA gay son or thot daughter?
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X_ANKILLAGot lit up???? When? You mad I told gays that they're gay and wrong. Cry about it. Bruh I live in a blue collar mining town. I carry a 9mm everyday, even when I go skiing. I'm a 6'1" athlete. How am I gunna get "obliterated?" Pull up on me. I got AR's to shove down your throat.

you're definitely into auto-erotic asphyxiation
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jimbobs@X_ANKILLA gay son or thot daughter?


xankillas existence is why I'm never having kids...couldn't live with myself if one turned out like him
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X_ANKILLAI don't argue with women. They're forever children in their minds.


im still hung up on this tho, what the fuck.

I mean the obvious implication of being in a relationship with a woman and viewing her as a child is fucking icky beyond doubt. But the other end of it, how can you say that women are forever children in their minds when men will fucking go to war about putting the toilet seat down after taking a piss, and a sadly large portion of men have absolute zero emotional intelligence and will go straight to anger before anything else when faced with something they don't like or understand.

YOU are the child bro, grow tf up.

It really is devastating to see the chokehold that heads like Charlie Kirk, Andrew Tate, Matt Walsh, etc have on young men on social media, that shit is dangerous as hell. There's no such thing as an alpha male, beta male, sigma male, any shit like that, its all just a psyop to modernize outdated ideals that would have been dead 40+ years ago if the alt right media didn't keep desperately trying to preserve them
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X_ANKILLAYou've misinterpreted "when I go skiing" to mean I carry on hill. I carry a knife on hill. But "when I go skiing" meant when I'm driving to and from skiing I carry my gun.

But also I have gone skiing with my gun before and I don't notice the extra weight. I got a good belt.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1104502/Roof-Drop-Lip-2-Pretz-2-MOV



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1104904/ScreenRecording-01-29-2025-12-07-18-1-mov
Winter.lover43 ran by X_ankilla?!?
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mrk127https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1104904/ScreenRecording-01-29-2025-12-07-18-1-mov
Winter.lover43 ran by X_ankilla?!?


I’ve seen that, it’s gross and why skiers have a bad rep
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deadhead420https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1104904/ScreenRecording-01-29-2025-12-07-18-1-mov
Winter.lover43 ran by X_ankilla?!?


God dammit I post one winter.lover43 clip on here and now my algorithm is now pushing me more of his videos🤦‍♂️
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X_ANKILLA
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X_MEMESWERVE_XXyou say that as if it should be offensive. But fuck, it’s a digital world we live in. I’d rather be a drop in the river for justice and safety for my queer friends, my black friends, any other friends that aren’t straight and white.. than be one lone “SIGMA MALE” embarrassing himself for contrarian points


NEWS FLASH! It's not a digital world. It's a REAL WORLD. It's REAL LIFE. The internet is an illusion that you choose to stare at instead of REAL LIFE. Fuck your digital minority friends. Get some real ones.
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X_MEMESWERVE_XXImagine being this paranoid, thats gotta suck



like I mean I kinda get it, I’m not super anti gun in most situations, but I do not see any to ever own one other than hunting or maybe a lil home defense handgun just in case tbh.

im just saying to feel the need to carry a weapon 24/7 out of paranoia is crazy. Like it’s okay to go to therapy dawg

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2025 at 12:30:03pm


hahahahahahahahahah congrats bruh you're defenseless and non-threatening. Get fucked.
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X_ANKILLA
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cypherswaistband carry while skiing this dude's gonna blow his dick off lmfao


That's why it's a Canik not a Sig.
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X_MEMESWERVE_XXWhat dick?


Ay post a pic of your dick. Pics or it doesn't exist.
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uh oh here we go again
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X_ANKILLAThat's why it's a Canik not an Sig.


Congrats on announcing your a poor.
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X_ANKILLAhahahahahahahahahah congrats bruh you're defenseless and non-threatening. Get fucked.


i can’t believe that this guy has no life to the point that the best thing he can find to do on saturday night is to reply to a 2 month old thread on the dumbest website on the internet.

make some real friends dude it’s embarrassing
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egirl.skii can’t believe that this guy has no life to the point that the best thing he can find to do on saturday night is to reply to a 2 month old thread on the dumbest website on the internet.

make some real friends dude it’s embarrassing


Mothafucka you’re replying to a 2 month old thread on a Saturday night too
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deadhead420Mothafucka you’re replying to a 2 month old thread on a Saturday night too

yeah but in bed all cozy cause i just finished watching harry potter and the deathly hallows pt 2 with my friends.

also i KNOW i have no life he doesn’t that’s the difference
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skiermanThis is SO BORING. Where's the piss drinking and holocaust denials?


Okay real talk. My current stance is now 100% the Holocaust didn't happen. The Red Cross only reported 271K. The Gas chambers had wood doors that opened from the inside. If the 6 million figure was true that would mean that every single concentration camp (which there were only a handful to begin with) would had to kill and dispose of 2000+ Jews a day for every single day of WW2 day and night non-stop. The math aint mathing. None of Hitler's documented speeches EVER had a single mention of Exterminating the Jewish race. Never once was Hitler documented saying, "The final solution." All the books the Nazi's burned were books detailing transgenderism. Jews had set up institutions in Germany that were "studying" transgenderism. These institutions also promoted transgenderism amongst the German people. The Jews were taking over cinemas, publishing houses, Newspapers, and the artistic realms where they pushed transgenderism & hedonism. Hitler talked about this explicitly in his speeches. Hitler allowed Jews to freely leave Germany with their possessions. Hitler had an agreement with the Pope to give the Vatican Religious control of Europe to create a Catholic rule. Hitler was Christian, not atheist. The concentration camps were created so the Jewish people could pay off all they had stolen from the German people. The current number of jewish deaths pushed by mainstream media today has jumped from 6 million to 7-8million. How did that change 70 years later. Why is Israel and the Jewish people the only group of people you cant officially criticize in America?

Shall I continue?
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C.R.E.A.MLol I started writing a response to this, stopped, laughed, and carried on with my day.

It's glaringly obvious when someone who is pretending to be happy and have all the things they want in life, doesn't.


I don't have everything I want in life yet. But I have a foundation of truth, morals from God, and guiding faith to help me acquire my dreams realistically through hard work and determination. So I am happy with my life because each year my life gets better.
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Christian_BaleYeah but what said is obviously not true, takes like 5 seconds to google the facts, they made up a single digit percent of the party


I don't remember exactly what were talking about. But I'll caution you of Google and it's Biased search results. If Jews can own all of Mainstream Media and the Monetary system of American, I think they can influence Google.
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deadhead420That video is not the flex you think it is lil bro


Then post a better flex nerd. I'll wait.
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cool270outDo you realize how pussy you have to be to feel the need to carry a gun around to defend yourself? Sounds like you don’t trust one bit of your 6’ 1 self to defend yourself.


Are you dumb? Weapons exist. A 5'1" dude with a knife is deadly regardless of how big or not I am as a person. Bad people have guns too. How big were the Columbine shooters? They still managed to kill kids and adults bigger then them. Like are you really this dumb?
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Lenny-Who are your ski homies? I see you often at copper and I've only ever seen you skiing with your girl. I already figured she was racist and shit.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2025 at 3:34:29pm


JB, Corey, and Lucas are my main Leadville homies. J Cron, Spriggs, and Pat Goodenough are also my homies. But yeah as an adult who works a full time job, I can't ski everyday with the homies. Our off days don't always line up. But when they do, we got a crew.

Who are your ski homies?
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0___Lol, you threatened by people who live how they want without bothering others.

Take your fragile masculinity somewhere else asshole.


Personally threatened? No. But their unsuccessful lifestyles have a negative societal effect. And that bothers me because at that point it damages my community. It tempts others to go down those dead end paths. Getting AIDS isn't good bro. And yes I know gay people with AIDS who will father no children and die an early death. It's sad. A lot of gay people are gay because of trauma. Bad shit leads to more bad shit.
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LonelyGotta keep yourself safe from the 12 year olds you get in fights with at the hill somehow I guess

No. I've almost been jumped on 2 separate occasions while skiing. I did nothing but ski both of those days. And these groups of individuals wanted to cause problems from me. They approached me. I didn't approach them. But I stood my ground. And I was able to walk away unharmed even though I was explicitly being issued physical threats. And I haven't had issues since. But I still carry a knife skiing because 1 vs 7 is unfair. 1 vs 5 is also unfair. And ski boots are deadly weapons. All ski hill fights I've seen online end up on the ground. And being kicked in the face with a ski boot would be life changing, especially multiple ski boots.
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X_ANKILLANo. I've almost been jumped on 2 separate occasions while skiing. I did nothing but ski both of those days. And these groups of individuals wanted to cause problems from me. They approached me. I didn't approach them. But I stood my ground. And I was able to walk away unharmed even though I was explicitly being issued physical threats. And I haven't had issues since. But I still carry a knife skiing because 1 vs 7 is unfair. 1 vs 5 is also unfair. And ski boots are deadly weapons. All ski hill fights I've seen online end up on the ground. And being kicked in the face with a ski boot would be life changing, especially multiple ski boots.


Damm do you really get that much hate from NS kids in real life? I’m all for talking shit on the internet but actually pulling up on a mfer is a whole different story
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jimbobs@X_ANKILLA gay son or thot daughter?


Thot daughter. Both obvious suck. But at least a Thot daughter can have children and clean up her life. Once a dude takes it in the ass, you can't undo that trauma. Ask Diddy.
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SendyMcSendyfacexankillas existence is why I'm never having kids...couldn't live with myself if one turned out like him


Happy you'll never reproduce.
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X_ANKILLAThot daughter. Both obvious suck. But at least a Thot daughter can have children and clean up her life. Once a dude takes it in the ass, you can't undo that trauma. Ask Diddy.


Lmao another X_Ankilla good take
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X_MEMESWERVE_XXim still hung up on this tho, what the fuck.

I mean the obvious implication of being in a relationship with a woman and viewing her as a child is fucking icky beyond doubt. But the other end of it, how can you say that women are forever children in their minds when men will fucking go to war about putting the toilet seat down after taking a piss, and a sadly large portion of men have absolute zero emotional intelligence and will go straight to anger before anything else when faced with something they don't like or understand.

YOU are the child bro, grow tf up.

It really is devastating to see the chokehold that heads like Charlie Kirk, Andrew Tate, Matt Walsh, etc have on young men on social media, that shit is dangerous as hell. There's no such thing as an alpha male, beta male, sigma male, any shit like that, its all just a psyop to modernize outdated ideals that would have been dead 40+ years ago if the alt right media didn't keep desperately trying to preserve them


I can tell you're A. still a kid. B. never had a longterm adult relationship. Congrats on suckin dick bro.

Alpha males don't exist but apparently Trans women are "women." Nice try Diddy.

Next.
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deadhead420https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1104904/ScreenRecording-01-29-2025-12-07-18-1-mov
Winter.lover43 ran by X_ankilla?!?


Love that page.
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X_ANKILLA
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dwt802I’ve seen that, it’s gross and why skiers have a bad rep


Pussy.
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X_ANKILLA
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PartyBullshiitCongrats on announcing your a poor.


hahahaahahaha What you think I should pay expensive prices to put a hole in my leg hahahaah. Wake up. The gun culture hates Sig. "It ends today." ahhahahahahahahaahaha
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egirl.skii can’t believe that this guy has no life to the point that the best thing he can find to do on saturday night is to reply to a 2 month old thread on the dumbest website on the internet.

make some real friends dude it’s embarrassing


Sorry, just got off of work. Got on to post my latest edit. Just chillin with my girl as I respond to you ninnies.

Who are you again?
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egirl.skiyeah but in bed all cozy cause i just finished watching harry potter and the deathly hallows pt 2 with my friends.

also i KNOW i have no life he doesn’t that’s the difference


Bruh you don't even ski park. Go back to R/skiing.
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X_ANKILLAhahahaahahaha What you think I should pay expensive prices to put a hole in my leg hahahaah. Wake up. The gun culture hates Sig. "It ends today." ahhahahahahahahaahaha


No I think you’re a poor who runs his mouth and will put a whole through his leg regardless. You’re the trash who gives gun owners a bad image.
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deadhead420Damm do you really get that much hate from NS kids in real life? I’m all for talking shit on the internet but actually pulling up on a mfer is a whole different story


Believe it or not, it wasn't NS kids. It was local CO kids that hated me because of Kit Chat. It was the Winter Park Freestyle team lead by their coach Benjamin Fulmer that hated me because I interviewed 4 of his kids during season 1 while they were "training." And he interrupted the Kit Chat so I made fun of him. He tried to yell at me afterwards and I blew him off bc Fuck that guy. He's not my boss. And his kids wanted to be on Kit Chat. THEY LITERALLY ASKED TO BE ON IT.

The 2nd group of guys was lead by this one kid I had a falling out with because he started going around telling everyone he was sponsored by LINE because line gave him a discount code for 1 maybe 2 pairs of skis. And I corrected him as a big homie on the definition of "sponsorship." He got mad. And hated me ever since. He got a group of guys to run up on me at Ruby Hill. Idk how committed they were to his cause they were. But they were all on drugs. Their pupils were HUGE when they were getting in my face. Luckily, nothing happened. I told the main kid I'd gladly step off snow and fight him 1 v 1. He backed down but kept running his mouth. The rest of the guys started getting less aggressive after that.
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PartyBullshiitNo I think you’re a poor who runs his mouth and will put a whole through his leg regardless. You’re the trash who gives gun owners a bad image.


I'm a law abiding gun owner who has his CHP license. I train pistol and rifle during the off season, looking to one day compete. I email my Colorado representatives to not vote for Gun Control (HB25-003.) I'm a member of Rocky Mountain Gun Owners. I have no criminal record. Never had a negligent discharge. So please tell me again how I'm giving a "bad image" to gun owners. Seems like I'm a model young gun owner.
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X_ANKILLAI'm a law abiding gun owner who has his CHP license. I train pistol and rifle during the off season, looking to one day compete. I email my Colorado representatives to not vote for Gun Control (HB25-003.) I'm a member of Rocky Mountain Gun Owners. I have no criminal record. Never had a negligent discharge. So please tell me again how I'm giving a "bad image" to gun owners. Seems like I'm a model young gun owner.


The simple fact you try to brag about carrying while on a ski hill, you post shitty pictures of you “training” horribly with conditions that the average armed citizen would get someone banned from a uspsa match, your very poor firearms handling skills paired with your comments that “one day you hope to compete” pray to god you don’t show up at one out our matches, shows you’re fucking noob at best gun owner who thinks they understand firearms skills. Plus you’re bragging about a canik. You’re anything but a model gun owner. You’re a typical you tuber gun owner who wants to look cool but is nothing but a fucking turd. Take your army surplus gear ass and go fucking home. We don’t want you in the gun community.
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PartyBullshiitThe simple fact you try to brag about carrying while on a ski hill, you post shitty pictures of you “training” horribly with conditions that the average armed citizen would get someone banned from a uspsa match, your very poor firearms handling skills paired with your comments that “one day you hope to compete” pray to god you don’t show up at one out our matches, shows you’re fucking noob at best gun owner who thinks they understand firearms skills. Plus you’re bragging about a canik. You’re anything but a model gun owner. You’re a typical you tuber gun owner who wants to look cool but is nothing but a fucking turd. Take your army surplus gear ass and go fucking home. We don’t want you in the gun community.


Real quick, post you shooting. I'd love to see it.

If I'm on an empty range by myself why do I need to follow all USPSA rules? Who's gunna tell me "make ready?" Who's gunna say, "Slide Back, Hammer down?" Who's gunna DISQUALIFY ME???? I'm on the range by myself stupid.

Btw Nils Jonasson is winning national titles with a Canik....sooooooooooooooo sukamahdik
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X_ANKILLAReal quick, post you shooting. I'd love to see it.

If I'm on an empty range by myself why do I need to follow all USPSA rules? Who's gunna tell me "make ready?" Who's gunna say, "Slide Back, Hammer down?" Who's gunna DISQUALIFY ME???? I'm on the range by myself stupid.

Btw Nils Jonasson is winning national titles with a Canik....sooooooooooooooo sukamahdik

Yes that is the point. Your firearms handling is absolutely atrocious and would be flagged by any half assed range nazi. Btw Nils runs a built race gun. Let’s not pretend he’s shooting the stock gun you carry. Because that ain’t it. Trying to compare nils shooting skills to yours is like comparing henriks skiings skills to yours. They ain’t it. Lol. You’re a Chinese knock off at best.

**This post was edited on Mar 30th 2025 at 2:48:57am
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X_ANKILLAOkay real talk. My current stance is now 100% the Holocaust didn't happen.

Shall I continue?


I never asked you to stop.
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X_ANKILLANever had a negligent discharge.


The parents of your GF must be so relieved to hear that.
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Well sheet. I guess this is my assigned reading now...
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