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Skiing pick up lines

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Senior.Milk
Posts: 11 - Karma: 395
I need some good skiing pick up lines for my hopefully prom date🙏
a year ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9588 - Karma: 71,283
I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my donkeydick
a year ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6498 - Karma: 75,244
At first I thought it was the altitude getting to me but then i realized it was you
a year ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,786
Can't slide rails but would love to slide up in you. In a perfect world "lip on b2" would do the trick.
a year ago
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Shifty_God
Posts: 105 - Karma: 1,332
Are you a jump cause I’d hit that
a year ago
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Farmville420
Posts: 5123 - Karma: 66,628
Are you a transfer rail because I think you broke my tailbone
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3929 - Karma: -12,543
are you a look pivot binding because I want you in my ass
a year ago
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1553 - Karma: 24,122
Are you a sego bighorn? Because you look like you make the mountain your playground
a year ago
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bootspace
Posts: 431 - Karma: 3,651
MichiganCatFartAre you a sego bighorn? Because you look like you make the mountain your playground


call me the sego bighorn because i’d like to make your mountains my playground
a year ago
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fabbe
Posts: 914 - Karma: -3
Are You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that
a year ago
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,290
fabbeAre You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that


You're allowed to reread what you write before clicking post.
a year ago
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fabbe
Posts: 914 - Karma: -3
coronaYou're allowed to reread what you write before clicking post.


i did
a year ago
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SuperiorKalmar
Posts: 2224 - Karma: 19,125
fabbeAre You a metal ball thing that they have in the shredsauce maps sometimes? Because id tap that


Are you a silly little swede? because I would like to eat your meatballss

**This post was edited on May 11th 2024 at 11:57:53am
a year ago
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Somek
Posts: 16 - Karma: 54
Are you harlaut cuz I wanna Griselda flip into that badussy
a year ago
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Voyage86
Posts: 990 - Karma: 3,768
saftey 2 on land holding on to my mono ski
a year ago
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FreakSchoolers
Posts: 320 - Karma: 1,368
Your like my dins a 10 ( don't use this)
a year ago
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fabbe
Posts: 914 - Karma: -3
JalmarKalmarAre you a silly little swede? because I would like to eat your meatballss

**This post was edited on May 11th 2024 at 11:57:53am


I can whistle with my nose
a year ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2625 - Karma: 33,806
Are you a pair of Arsenic Anywhere Big Stride Pants™️? Because u make me feel hard
a year ago
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Jibbcore
Posts: 433 - Karma: 816
Are youre ass a blunt because i want to grab it
are you a dfd because i can rail you all day long
im sorry for these
a year ago
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dwt802
Posts: 3351 - Karma: 32,971
Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants



They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air



Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm



I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot



I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control and here it matters



I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds and grand Tetons



Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise
a year ago
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6446 - Karma: 70,179
Are you mens big air? Because you make me dizzy
a year ago
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dirtysouth
Posts: 8 - Karma: 135
you're the saffety to my noah, if i get you, i'll never let go.
a year ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 16,786
I got a boner reading this.
dwt802Do you share your ski equipment? I’d love to get in your pants



They say I’ve got an ava-lung because I never come up for air



Do your hands get cold skiing? Because my pants are always warm



I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot



I may not have edges on my skis but I have amazing edge control and here it matters



I’m a fan of double D’s, double black diamonds and grand Tetons



Your kit makes me think that you know how to ski mad well but your slut strands tell me otherwise
a year ago
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