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Ski Joke Request

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midwestcoast
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,928
I'm consulting for an old industry client. Anyone have any good ski/snowboard jokes? I've used my only ones already and am desperate to keep my emails fresh lol.
May 2 2024 7:40PM
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Jibbcore
Posts: 266 - Karma: -316
Not really jokes but the saying never take the first or last run is a classic
May 2 2024 8:18PM
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tdollo
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 18,263
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, one to screw it in, and another to say 'nice turn'.
May 2 2024 8:23PM
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deac
Posts: 755 - Karma: 3,156
people who buy 1000 skis and cant even front 2
May 2 2024 8:45PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6401 - Karma: 73,950
deacpeople who buy 1000 skis


True
May 2 2024 10:05PM
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Don_Kedic
Posts: 82 - Karma: 1,046
Why is a liftys lunch only 30 mins?

if it was any longer they would forget how to do their job
May 2 2024 10:10PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3234 - Karma: 31,919
Sorry homie, no jokes here. I only got extremely out of pocket ski related pickup lines…



“I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot“

”I may not have edges left on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters”
May 2 2024 10:54PM
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BallClapper
Posts: 2391 - Karma: 8,824
dwt802Sorry homie, no jokes here. I only got extremely out of pocket ski related pickup lines…



“I hope you like powder skiing because you’re looking ready for a nice face shot“

”I may not have edges left on my skis but I have amazing edge control where it matters”


Can't slide rails but would love to slide up in you.
May 2 2024 11:00PM
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Sully_Lynn
Posts: 75 - Karma: 205
whats the difference between a ski instructor and a pizza?

pizza can feed a family of four
May 2 2024 11:04PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3563 - Karma: -11,597
What's the difference between a teleskier and God?

God doesn't think he's a teleskier.

(I got that from PLC)
May 3 2024 12:14AM
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Skidude24
Posts: 37 - Karma: 75
deacpeople who buy 1000 skis and cant even front 2


Actually made me Lol
May 3 2024 9:30AM
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mikemac
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 3,623
“How do you know you’re standing next to a ski schooler at the bar?”

”don’t worry, they’ll tell you”
May 3 2024 2:40PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13078 - Karma: 18,713
How many Telemark skiers does it take to scre in a lightbulb?
One, but hes going to tell you every detail on how every turn is life changing.

What happends when the best skier in the world cant afford ski socks? Because his ankles were broke.

Where does the snow go? To the dump!

Idunno I made up the 2 last ones. Im high
May 5 2024 6:00AM
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maxu_27
Posts: 24 - Karma: 180
Whats the difference between an instructor and a cactus?
On a Cactus, the prick is on the outside of the jacket
May 6 2024 8:23AM
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sunsetconoisseur
Posts: 251 - Karma: 2,031
freestyler540What happends when the best skier in the world cant afford ski socks? Because his ankles were broke.


this is completely unintelligable but might be the funniest one I've seen yet
May 6 2024 11:15PM
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