Dopest Women Skiers

SteezyYeeterbro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" 💀 like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.

SteezyYeeterbro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" 💀 like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.

SteezyYeeterbro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" 💀 like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.

ColinGoTDawgI thought you were my friend SteezyYeeter😥. Rap battle?

SteezyYeeteruh (yeah)
that's right (east coast east coast)
gimme sum more
stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter
the way I ski like a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male
cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails
blud never got past that first sidehit
homies pulled up, that's right: ejected
now that pipe dream gotta be long gone
skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns
ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots
just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter
the way I ski like a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH
letters stackin' up just like the gold rush
be it park, big mountain, or urban
you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'
so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya
you can go hang out with X_ankilla
it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass
im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.

SteezyYeeteruh (yeah)
that's right (east coast east coast)
gimme sum more
stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter
the way I ski like a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male
cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails
blud never got past that first sidehit
homies pulled up, that's right: ejected
now that pipe dream gotta be long gone
skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns
ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots
just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter
the way I ski like a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH
letters stackin' up just like the gold rush
be it park, big mountain, or urban
you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'
so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya
you can go hang out with X_ankilla
it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass
im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.

ColinGoTDawgU clearly wrote this with chat gpt

SteezyYeeteruh (yeah)
that's right (east coast east coast)
gimme sum more
stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter
the way I ski like a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male
cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails
blud never got past that first sidehit
homies pulled up, that's right: ejected
now that pipe dream gotta be long gone
skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns
ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots
just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter
the way I ski like a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta
ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH
letters stackin' up just like the gold rush
be it park, big mountain, or urban
you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'
so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya
you can go hang out with X_ankilla
it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass
im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.

ColinGoTDawgSteezyYeeter is a bitch ass hoe, heard he showed a bitch his dick and she said “wow that shit just don’t grow”.

Somebody told me that steezyyeeter can’t 360, guess he should try to learn and stop whipping at his dick like it’s the slave trade in 1850.

Kid talks about beating me in slvsh, yet he doesn’t know how to take a shit and flush?

Can’t hit a rail cause you suck and your poor, never seen a real gansta ski? Oh I’ll show you, you dumb whore.

SteezyYeeter once said “i don't waste time in the park that's why i'm not a master at 360s” Rethink your life or lemme see them titties.

You think you smart as well, studying up for “American Studies Honors” like everythings so swell.

Muthafucka I’ll tutor your ass, I could pass that class with a stick up my ass.

That being said I’ll let you go just know… no means no! (Get it because SteezyYeeter doesn’t understand the concept of consent)

ColinGoTDawgU clearly wrote this with chat gpt

SteezyYeeterFirst you didn’t, but now you like women?
Pick a side, bipolar ass, your brain is trippin’
Ill sic em sick tricks on yo beginner ass
I may be amateur but i know i wont finish last
Speaking of finishing you always finish first
Alright we speaking ad hominin now here’s a verse
Dedicated to the bashin’ and trashin’ of your credibility
First off you’re a creep, Mr. “Lemme see them titties”
Speaking of consent, has she ever said “Yes, please”?
In short, no, because your breath smells like feces
You got a fat ass and that’s why your slow,
don’t you realize havin’ a stick up your butt is gay, you dumb bloke?
Your bars choke like you wear Dope Snow,
Nice try, next time, now please can you go?

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

My man, my guy, my non-OG
Who you think you are when you talkin’ to me?
You can’t even rhyme, why you playin’ this game?
Rhythm and poetry, wasn’t that watchu was sayin’?
Mothafucka, im skiing straight down, in a zipper line,
you’re crossing the whole trail, that aint no fault o’ mine,
But hell if you don’t believe, take a gander at this,
Ever hear Jesper throw down such a diss?

[Jesper Tjader]
Dope Snow said NO to your dopey ass
I got a bag and a half while you got fat
don’t be dissin’ on my homie Steezyyeeter,
He’ll pee in your butt, fill it up with 3 liters
So go back to “Ohio”, or whatever the kids say,
Cause you cant ski for shit, and you sure don’t get no play.

[Tosses switch triple frontflip and lands on Colin]

SteezyYeeterFirst you didn’t, but now you like women?
Pick a side, bipolar ass, your brain is trippin’
Ill sic em sick tricks on yo beginner ass
I may be amateur but i know i wont finish last
Speaking of finishing you always finish first
Alright we speaking ad hominin now here’s a verse
Dedicated to the bashin’ and trashin’ of your credibility
First off you’re a creep, Mr. “Lemme see them titties”
Speaking of consent, has she ever said “Yes, please”?
In short, no, because your breath smells like feces
You got a fat ass and that’s why your slow,
don’t you realize havin’ a stick up your butt is gay, you dumb bloke?
Your bars choke like you wear Dope Snow,
Nice try, next time, now please can you go?

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

My man, my guy, my non-OG
Who you think you are when you talkin’ to me?
You can’t even rhyme, why you playin’ this game?
Rhythm and poetry, wasn’t that watchu was sayin’?
Mothafucka, im skiing straight down, in a zipper line,
you’re crossing the whole trail, that aint no fault o’ mine,
But hell if you don’t believe, take a gander at this,
Ever hear Jesper throw down such a diss?

[Jesper Tjader]
Dope Snow said NO to your dopey ass
I got a bag and a half while you got fat
don’t be dissin’ on my homie Steezyyeeter,
He’ll pee in your butt, fill it up with 3 liters
So go back to “Ohio”, or whatever the kids say,
Cause you cant ski for shit, and you sure don’t get no play.

[Tosses switch triple frontflip and lands on Colin]

ColinGoTDawgAfter careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS, I have compiled a list of the dopest women in freestyle.



Eileen Gu: Ig she did some sketch stuff with China but they never wronged me so we chill.

Lisa Zimmerman: Real OG and dope as hell and can hold nasty ass truckdrivers.

Olivia Asselin: Steezzzz. Her stuff on the hip at jib league was dope as hell.

Some chick at my local: She don’t even be in the park but sends a shit ton of sw 5s off sidehits. (Too scared to talk to her)

Grete Eliassen: OG as all fuck and sends stuff like a g check this video

https://youtu.be/tzXquX5mE2M?si=2w1JHR7O9i5yTXPj

Sparkles Shreds: OG, shapes the jumps at my local, and will tell you park plans if you dm her. (Likes Wu tang)

Rosina Friedel: Has seriously done some good stuff for the sport and has collaborated with a lot of other women riders to help them get attention.

Reel Harwood: So sick and should really get way more attention.

HM: Taylor Lundquist, Johanna Sellman, Megan Oldham, Elsa Sjöstedt, Tess Leduex

SteezyYeeterbro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" 💀 like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.

slxersaverI agree with him. Women suck

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