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Doomsday Plans?

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bentchettlers
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If nuclear war starts what are yall doing.

Personally going to the top of ski mtn and making a hike park while living in the national forest but im curious bout yall
Apr 26 2024 10:09AM
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KungKalmar
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Shoot Russians hopefully from a F-35 while listening to Sabaton.

**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2024 at 10:21:38am
Apr 26 2024 10:21AM
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Dr_Richard_Hertz
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fucking dying
Apr 30 2024 2:04AM
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SlushSeason
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Most of us western skiers will be fucked
Utah: Hill AFB and big defense industry -> We're getting nuked
Colorado: Space Force HQ and missile sites -> getting nuked
Montana: more missile sites -> getting nuked
Sierra Nevadas: Surrounded by air force and navy bases on both sides of the range -> getting nuked
Wyoming: Maybe safe?
May 1 2024 11:04AM
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SofaKingSick
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SlushSeasonMost of us western skiers will be fucked
Utah: Hill AFB and big defense industry -> We're getting nuked
Colorado: Space Force HQ and missile sites -> getting nuked
Montana: more missile sites -> getting nuked
Sierra Nevadas: Surrounded by air force and navy bases on both sides of the range -> getting nuked
Wyoming: Maybe safe?


can't remember which part offhand but wyoming definitely has an ICBM site, it's prob high on the bad guys' target list
May 1 2024 11:52AM
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SlushSeason
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It does, but it's way out in the plains on the far eastern side of the state. Skiers in the tetons should be ok
SofaKingSickcan't remember which part offhand but wyoming definitely has an ICBM site, it's prob high on the bad guys' target list
May 1 2024 12:02PM
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eheath
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TBH the western USA should be more worried about earthquakes than nukes.
May 1 2024 12:09PM
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profa_212
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SofaKingSickcan't remember which part offhand but wyoming definitely has an ICBM site, it's prob high on the bad guys' target list


Wyoming + North Dakota + South Dakota all have missile sites and Wyoming has one of the three strategic missile bases in the US. That along with oil and gas production in the region and the other large air force bases in the region mean all three are probably being hit a lot harder than you would think.


It's a running joke in my town that if you hear the sirens go, to drive to the air force base because you might as well get it over with quick.
May 1 2024 12:17PM
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Farmville420
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Travel to Mongolia and live a life of smoking opium with the boys in peace
May 1 2024 1:36PM
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PartyBullshiit
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You die lol

https://sea.mashable.com/life/19543/simulation-predicts-90-million-people-will-die-within-hours-if-nuclear-war-breaks-out
May 1 2024 1:40PM
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eheath
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PartyBullshiitYou die lol

https://sea.mashable.com/life/19543/simulation-predicts-90-million-people-will-die-within-hours-if-nuclear-war-breaks-out


i mean this is a pretty unrealistic situation, mashable is just clickbait brother
May 1 2024 1:52PM
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PartyBullshiit
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eheathi mean this is a pretty unrealistic situation, mashable is just clickbait brother

Lmao what? It’s literally what would happen if nuclear weapons were launched from Russia. It would be an all out retaliation from all countries with nuclear capabilities. You do realize it takes times for those ballistic missiles to travel right. And during that time there would be multiple more launches. You’re living in a dream land if you don’t understand this.
May 1 2024 2:07PM
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eheath
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PartyBullshiitLmao what? It’s literally what would happen if nuclear weapons were launched from Russia. It would be an all out retaliation from all countries with nuclear capabilities. You do realize it takes times for those ballistic missiles to travel right. And during that time there would be multiple more launches. You’re living in a dream land if you don’t understand this.


i totally understand it, but its the plot of a movie, not what will actually happen. what you're talking about is the world being destroyed by everyone launching nukes at each other. You're living in a dream(nightmare?) land if you think this will actually happen.
May 1 2024 2:08PM
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PartyBullshiit
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eheathi mean this is a pretty unrealistic situation, mashable is just clickbait brother


Is Princeton click bait too? Lmao

https://sgs.princeton.edu/the-lab/plan-a#:~:text=SGS%20developed%20a%20new%20simulation,few%20hours%20of%20the%20conflict.
May 1 2024 2:09PM
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PartyBullshiit
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eheathi totally understand it, but its the plot of a movie, not what will actually happen. what you're talking about is the world being destroyed by everyone launching nukes at each other. You're living in a dream(nightmare?) land if you think this will actually happen.

No one said this is what’s happening. It’s what WOULD happen if an all out nuclear war was to take place. Hence why it’s called a prediction.
May 1 2024 2:09PM
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eheath
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PartyBullshiitIs Princeton click bait too? Lmao

https://sgs.princeton.edu/the-lab/plan-a#:~:text=SGS%20developed%20a%20new%20simulation,few%20hours%20of%20the%20conflict.


you're misunderstanding me, the idea of it happening is clickbait, that doesnt mean it isn't a real simulation?

you can believe whatever crazy doomsday you wanna believe but we're not going to nuke each other off of face of the earth.
May 1 2024 2:10PM
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PartyBullshiit
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eheathyou're misunderstanding me, the idea of it happening is clickbait, that doesnt mean it isn't a real simulation?

you can believe whatever crazy doomsday you wanna believe but we're not going to nuke each other off of face of the earth.


Again not saying I believe this is happening. Not sure why you’re so hung up on that. Simply showing what would happen with a simulation. We would all be dead. If not by the blast by the nuclear fallout. Very few would be fortunate enough to survive this type of war.
May 1 2024 2:13PM
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SteezyYeeter
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I would confess to my crush and then go pray and then go ski something super gnarly and probably die from that. I'm not tryna live in a nuclear wasteland but also not tryna kms, at least I can say was trying to get a steezy clip.
May 1 2024 6:29PM
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KungKalmar
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PartyBullshiitLmao what? It’s literally what would happen if nuclear weapons were launched from Russia. It would be an all out retaliation from all countries with nuclear capabilities. You do realize it takes times for those ballistic missiles to travel right. And during that time there would be multiple more launches. You’re living in a dream land if you don’t understand this.


I think it's kinda funny that Russian can't really nuke our cities because they would nuke themselves, but if The US nukes Russia they will also nuke Finland
May 2 2024 5:11AM
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hi_vis360
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Start an edible insect farm (resistant to radiation) and not let Tucker Carlson have any
May 2 2024 8:08AM
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Farmville420
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hi_vis360Start an edible insect farm (resistant to radiation) and not let Tucker Carlson have any


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