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timdrachanyou gotta have a vasectomy and lose all self respect to do daffies
EvancantspinClearly haven’t seen tophloaf do one
timdrachanyea ive seen him, i used to watch his clips when i woke up so it would make me so angry i had to get up.
I would then step into my garage in sub zero temps and punch the plywood boards with a picture of him daffying taped onto it until my hands bled.
Every. Damn. Morning.
I would then go get breakfast by going into my cricket farm, naming each cricket tophalof so i dont feel bad when i kill it. (it makes me sad otherwise)
The only good thing seeing all his posts did was teach me discipline. I edge for 4 hours a day so my test levels are through the roof, and i make sure to make my bed every morning before i go to work planting conspiracy theories into alex jones head.
I execute tricks with style and more importantly precision. Scientist had to study when i land because i make the atoms in both my skis touch, as there is literally no space in between them. no daffy loving skier has ever done that.
Anyways, yea tophalof is a good fuckin skier
percsbro try it its not hard
My balls tingle
SofaKingSickit's kind of an illusion as much as anything. he's basically just going with some speed and hopping and the skis make contact with the ground but it's not like they're actually supporting his weight, they're basically just being dragged artfully
mess around with it, you'll prob get it or close
timdrachanI would then go get breakfast by going into my cricket farm, naming each cricket tophalof so i dont feel bad when i kill it. (it makes me sad otherwise)