Replying to 2025 ski season trend predictions

Hey guys I’m back and intoxicated as usual, this time on hella NyQuil (I got Covid). Sorry I wasn’t active with shitty posts this season. I tore my LCL/meniscus hucking a ridiculously phat switch rodeo 5 into a bush. Win some lose some. Anyways It’s hard to be a ski shit poster when ur physically unable to ski so that explains my absence.

as the title suggest, I wanna hear everyone’s trend predictions for next season. Will the baggy pants arcteryx beanie combo remain the dominant fit amongst the jibber fuck boys? Or will we see a skinny pant resurgence? Will Salomon re-establish itself as a free skiing pioneer, or continue to fade into obscurity?
Lets hear ur predictions boys, girls, and non binary friends

my current trend forecast:

1.) non twin tip style skis in the park: ever seen somebody do a lip 270 to switch on some super G skis? Me neither, I can see this becoming a fad just like shaped boards in skateboarding circa 2016. Salomon is already capitalizing on the wave, they need to flatten the tail out tho. Things are twice as bad ass on race skis, I wanna see some cork 9 seatbelts on some race skis.

2. Open carry on the hill: I’m sure we all saw that video of xankilla getting harassed by those 16 year olds (rightfully so fuck xankilla), idk about y’all but personally, being harassed by teenager park rats sounds horrifying. I doubt those kids would have been so brazen if our guy xanny was packing a phat ass desert eagle loud and proud on his hip. Plus’s getting clips with ur Blicky on u is definitely cool. Nothing like a crispy cork 7 blunt, now imagine that same cork but while brandishing ur strap for the clip. Core as fuck. nobody is gonna fuck with u in the hill with ur piece on u like dat

3. Having divider at urinals in the lodge bar bathroom / bar bathrooms/ all bathrooms
ok my penis is not small at all. It’s not huge by any means either. it’s about 5 and 3/4” inches when fully erect, average girth too, a completely average size penis, but I can’t seems to get my pee to flow unless the urinals have dividers, why don’t all urinals have dividers? Like honestly it’s ridiculous to hav to piss with the possibility that the guy next to u could fully glance at ur wang if he pleases. I can’t seem to pee if there’s another man in the room, It’s humiliating. When the guy next to u hears that ur not peeing he always looks at ur dick to make sure ur not peeing and it’s lame asf. Like my dick looks small sometimes when it’s soft but it’s actually not small so when they look at my dick I feel insecure and like they are judging me for not being able to pee and having a penis that looks small when it’s soft but is actually a decent sized/shaped penis when it’s hard. I don’t like it

4. Pretending to be swedish for clout

5. Asking people wearing arcteryx “what brand jacket is that? it looks hella sick!”
and when they answer say “oh that’s what’s up dawg” and then walk away

6. Acting like ur stoned
I quite smoking weed and honestly it’s been great, however I miss the clout that smoking weed got me on the hill. This one time i did this sick 540 tree tap off a natty feature and everyone I was skiing with was super hype, for some reason this fried kid named Evan thought it was “twice as cool because I smoked a spliff before doing it”. Gonna start acting mad stoned before I do anything buck so people give me that weed clout.

6. Pants above boots
some European kid on here got mad that people were doing this and made a whole thread. Bad publicity is still publicity, anyone looking to gain some views should adopt this steez.

7. colors
what happened to the G suit ? The magic suit ????? Jon Olson ????? Tom Wallisch red and blue north face jacket????? Tanner hall neon green Oakley pants???

why did this stop? Everyone looks the same now. Real trend setter will be taking notes from the OG’s 2025 season

8. Having average sized testicles
whenever i do something buck its not atypical to be met with the quote “that took some big balls” or “u got balls of steel” or something along those lines, and while I understand it directed as a complement, my balls are in fact average sized, and have nothing to do with my over confidence in my skiing abilities. It just reminds me that I don’t have massive golf ball sized testicles. And that’s fine. Do women actually like big balls? Like does a man having a large nutsack turn you on in any way? What if his penis was average size but his nutsack was large? I think we should adopt a new phrase

9. body slides
sike just kidding these were never cool and never will be

10. Being a responsible well mannered cognitively aware competent young adult/ teenager/ child

The more time I spend amongst skiers the more I realize how annoying we are. 99% of you could not exist outside of a ski town and have no personality other than skiing, booze, weed, or partying. It’s fucking pathetic. Get some new hobbies or something outside of skiing/booze. Stop being so pathetic acting like u can’t socialize with anyone who exists outside of a ski town or doesn’t know anything about skiing. I genuinely prefer to socialize with people who don’t ski vs people who do at this point. Being a responsible well mannered cognitively aware competent human is definitely IN for 2025