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beerskierit is not , liberal scum
Schoess"I can't afford it" lmfao just stop being poor? like wtf lol
CeleryI don't like it when climber say they're gonna "send" a route. It's just a rock
GayWolf420Classic trustfund kid sayings here.
TRVP_ANGEL"Do you have your beacon shovel probe? 🤓🤓"
Just ski better bro and youll never get caught
percspeople wanna eat me up for my helmet takes but let this slide
MichiganCatFartMy bad g.
HELL YEAH BRUTHUR! LOVE THABT CAT EYE CHEBBY UP AT SILVER LAKE, HOSS! THEM RIM LIGHTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DUMB AS FUCK 💪🦅🇺🇸
BLandzNot really annoying but when ppl say they “nutted” on a rail instead of either sacked or bagged themself like bro unless you straight up bust a load on that rail don’t say it like that and if you do cum on the rail i’ll smack the shit out you I don’t wanna fall in your splooge, having me slide all slow and shit i’ll lose my mind ong 💯💯
skierman"LET'S GOOO!!!"
The worst mind virus since body positivity.
big_bank_hankI hate when people describe small cliffs as "mini golf."
TheMailManFffs out of all the people who beat me to this one...
I fucking hate this, can't watch any of Trevor kennison's videos, says it quite literally every 2 minutes
MichiganCatFartMy bad g.
HELL YEAH BRUTHUR! LOVE THABT CAT EYE CHEBBY UP AT SILVER LAKE, HOSS! THEM RIM LIGHTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DUMB AS FUCK 💪🦅🇺🇸
will.irwinBig mountain
MichiganCatFartMy bad g.
HELL YEAH BRUTHUR! LOVE THABT CAT EYE CHEBBY UP AT SILVER LAKE, HOSS! THEM RIM LIGHTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DUMB AS FUCK 💪🦅🇺🇸
will.irwinBig mountain
bennwithtwons’was that corked?’
maaattt*Skiier looks slightly down at their feet while spinning*
"Is this corked"
driftsonly bothers me when its someone describing what they ski as "big mountain" when they ski the same inbounds hike access terrain as everyone else
TreeJamUsing the word CORE makes you sound dumb. We get it that you care a ton about what other people think of you
officechair"Skiing is too expensive" according to everyone with a built out Sprinter.
CeleryI don't like when skiers call switch spins cabs, we're not skateboarders, it's not a cab.
NutsToRail"Bluebird Day" has always annoyed me more than it should. It's a nice day, a clear day, sunny day, etc but bluebird makes me think of rich wives with furry hooded ski jackets posting on Instagram from the lodge after backseating down a green groomer for 24 minutes then calling it a day
Maybe there's history behind the term I don't know but I'll never get on that bandwagon
SteezyYeeterit's not really a skiing term... if the sky is really blue, it's like a blue bird.
officechair"Skiing is too expensive" according to everyone with a built out Sprinter.
MaimHelpSkiing is one of the cheapest action sports to do. Aside from skating or any other skate park activities. Mountain biking be like 3k for a decent full suspension. Don’t get me started on sledding or Moto lmao. Skiing isn’t necessarily cheap but you can do it dirt cheap with some effort and have just as much fun. People bitching about how expensive it is don’t know how to make ends meet
Farmville420Thats what I'm saying, all my friends that "can't afford to ski" can sure as fuck afford to buy rounds at the bar, always got an eighth at bare minimum on them at all times, sports bet and have really expensive clothes. Not telling anyone how to live but I've got a broke ass friend who has probably spent the same amount as a season pass on Tinder dates this month alone lmfao
JalmarKalmar"no helmet no respect"
NutsToRailSig checks out
GayWolf420Same dudes who wake up at 0500 to wait in 4-6 hour canyon closures and complain about people who "just moved here".
NutsToRail"Bluebird Day" has always annoyed me more than it should. It's a nice day, a clear day, sunny day, etc but bluebird makes me think of rich wives with furry hooded ski jackets posting on Instagram from the lodge after backseating down a green groomer for 24 minutes then calling it a day
Maybe there's history behind the term I don't know but I'll never get on that bandwagon
CeleryI don't like it when climber say they're gonna "send" a route. It's just a rock
nmwninjartI have a friend that posts pictures every sunny clear day of groomed runs from the chair lift with Bluebird Alert! for a caption.
skierman"LET'S GOOO!!!"
The worst mind virus since body positivity.
Chunderfaceor when climbers describe routes as "problems."
bro I'll break both your elbows right now.