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Was ripping a couple laps when I started getting this weird feeling in my chest, couldn't breathe, couldn’t talk. It felt like someone was standing on my chest. I figured its probably just the spliffs and we head down to the bottom. When we get down i collapse and I really cant breathe at this point, its like i got the wind knocked out of me and its not coming back. Gf rushes me into the clinic, they give me oxygen, fluids, chest x-rays the whole nine. After about an hour doc comes back stumped and asks when the last time i took a shit and i start thinking…. “Its been like three days” i told him. Immediately wraps things up and tells me to take a shit and get out. Heater has been passed and now im breathing freely again. Paid $400 to be told i gotta poop. Please shit before you ski
Laid on my side with one knee to my chest for about two hours then things got moving. It was like that south park ep where randy takes a bono sized shit. You ever had to sweat a poop out? Not fun
#PooSchoolers
Don_KedicWas ripping a couple laps when I started getting this weird feeling in my chest, couldn't breathe, couldn’t talk. It felt like someone was standing on my chest. I figured its probably just the spliffs and we head down to the bottom. When we get down i collapse and I really cant breathe at this point, its like i got the wind knocked out of me and its not coming back. Gf rushes me into the clinic, they give me oxygen, fluids, chest x-rays the whole nine. After about an hour doc comes back stumped and asks when the last time i took a shit and i start thinking…. “Its been like three days” i told him. Immediately wraps things up and tells me to take a shit and get out. Heater has been passed and now im breathing freely again. Paid $400 to be told i gotta poop. Please shit before you ski
I always try to poop night before i go skiing…only once this season did i feel like i needed to shit while skiing but surprisingly held it until i got home.
I yakked in the whis lift line last week before taking a shit in the crystal lodge, felt crazy bloated on the ride down and yakked again in the car dont ski constipated
I had an ex that went 3 weeks. Ended up rushing her to the hospital for an emergency enema... she lost 8 pounds that visit. Doctor said if she had gone any longer she could've died.
oldmanskiI had an ex that went 3 weeks. Ended up rushing her to the hospital for an emergency enema... she lost 8 pounds that visit. Doctor said if she had gone any longer she could've died.
3 weeks is nuts, that poor girl I hope everything is ok. Not taking a shit is surprisingly dangerous
oldmanskiI had an ex that went 3 weeks. Ended up rushing her to the hospital for an emergency enema... she lost 8 pounds that visit. Doctor said if she had gone any longer she could've died.
im in serious pain if i dont take a shit for 14 hours how in the fuck does 1 survive 3 weeks
