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How do i talk to a girl on the chairlift

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FreakSchoolers
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im not sigma and i cant talk to girls
a year ago
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deac
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dont bring this here.
a year ago
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FreakSchoolers
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sorry
a year ago
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SteezyYeeter
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pee in her butt
a year ago
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SuperiorKalmar
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Talk to her like she is a normal human (she probably is).
a year ago
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SofaKingSick
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right well first off that "sigma" Internet Guy shit is not gonna help you with girls. talk like a normal person, be nice be cool girls are just humans you'll get it
a year ago
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oldmanski
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It can be challenging but its all in your own head. Be nice, compliment them on their gear, outerwear, etc. If you are on the chair together, ask them their favorite run or what they like to ski. What questions would you liked to be asked?

If that doesnt work you can always get a pair of crutches, wrap your leg in a bandage and wait for them to come to you.
a year ago
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PartyBullshiit
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You say “hey how’s it going, are you having a nice day skiing”

She’s answers, you follow up. “That’s cool where have you been on the mountain today”

She answers. “That’s cool, would you want to do some runs together? Always fun with another person”

you’re now skiing together. You’re welcome
a year ago
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MichiganCatFart
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Here’s the code to being a successful lift talker

White male over 50: racist/sexist joke

middle aged no kids: gear/alcohol/conditions

middle aged with kids: gear/conditions/kiddos progress

Teen to college aged: see middle aged no kids

kid to teen: ask the most absurd question you can think of. And hype them up on skiing

female: pretend you are listing to music and hope they don’t try to make conversation
a year ago
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Jems
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watch sigma edits
a year ago
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VTshredder69
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MichiganCatFartHere’s the code to being a successful lift talker

White male over 50: racist/sexist joke

middle aged no kids: gear/alcohol/conditions

middle aged with kids: gear/conditions/kiddos progress

Teen to college aged: see middle aged no kids

kid to teen: ask the most absurd question you can think of. And hype them up on skiing

female: pretend you are listing to music and hope they don’t try to make conversation


Glad you specified the color of the male in the first one. That was close.
a year ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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MichiganCatFartHere’s the code to being a successful lift talker

White male over 50: racist/sexist joke

The other day I had an older guy riding the lift with me and my girl snowboarder roommate who was simultaneously shitting on her for being a snowboarder and hitting on her hella the whole time while gatekeeping where he was skiing (there were a hundred other people doing the hike he did).
a year ago
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Dani-B
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Things kids have done on the lift that have started (non-romantic) but entertaining and memorable conversations with me:

- Played "I Want It That Way" on a phone speaker and sang along with their buddy. I ended up joining in!
- Turned to me and loudly announced that all 50 of their previous girlfriends had just broken up with them. Lol, how can I ignore that?

No those kids weren't trying to seriously hit on me or anything, but the point is that they were being themselves and just out having fun. If you approach talking to women/girls like that and not so serious, then we're more likely to engage without the pretense of being hit on hanging over us. That can make us uncomfortable if we feel we have to respond a certain way and are trapped on the lift with you.

Honestly once you're off and moving, just see if you can get eye contact with them and say "Hey, how's your day going?" and see how that lands.
a year ago
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mikem
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Try ego claiming and dick swinging.

Point to every cliff/hit you can see from the chair and say "ye i dubbed that today"
a year ago
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jompcock
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Tell her you have a really cute puppy but she has to get in your van to see it
a year ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Convince her to come with you to a secret tree run. Once you lead her into the woods, murder her and disperse the body parts across the mountain for some mid-run snacks during your next runs. Thank me later!!
a year ago
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FreakSchoolers
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Rock_InhabitantConvince her to come with you to a secret tree run. Once you lead her into the woods, murder her and disperse the body parts across the mountain for some mid-run snacks during your next runs. Thank me later!!


say less
a year ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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a year ago
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JevanqauviousIII
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Well since I’m a sigma ig I can share some secrets
insult tf out of her and call them names (trust)
threaten to kill their family (trust it makes u seem strong)
this one is a bit risky but u could push her off the ski lift and then jump off too then u can try and save her (2% success rate she might get seriously injured😢)
a year ago
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devstacks
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ask her
"what skis are those ?"
now ur chillin
ride up
do lip blind 2
shes yours!!
a year ago
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GayWolf420
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"Can I entice you to a pocket-beer?"
a year ago
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Granby_killdozer
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Rock_InhabitantConvince her to come with you to a secret tree run. Once you lead her into the woods, murder her and disperse the body parts across the mountain for some mid-run snacks during your next runs. Thank me later!!


I actually did convince a random girl to follow me into some trees one time. It was a really deep powder day at winterpark and I was stoked and just wanted to show someone some sick shit to ski. I ended up leaving her ass standing on top of a cliff cause she was too slow though.
a year ago
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FreakSchoolers
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Granby_killdozerI actually did convince a random girl to follow me into some trees one time. It was a really deep powder day at winterpark and I was stoked and just wanted to show someone some sick shit to ski. I ended up leaving her ass standing on top of a cliff cause she was too slow though.


good job
a year ago
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armchair_skier
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just give it your best shot

if she likes you congratulations

if not you can always just jump off the lift
a year ago
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johnhele
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And I came across “dangerous” neighbors who immediately took out a flask and offered to drink)))
a year ago
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skiRF
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be normal
a year ago
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skiguy04
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Naw don’t listen to these clowns

protect your virginity and jump off lift at highest point for best results
a year ago
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r00kie
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GayWolf420"Can I entice you to a pocket-beer?"

Was skiing with a larger group on Sunday. Get to the top and someone announces they have pocket bacon. Instantly added to the size of the group.
a year ago
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johnhele
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IM married)
a year ago
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Treegrabber
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Take off the goggles and show her all ur face tats
a year ago
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SmokedGouda
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Whip out that bottle of pinot noir youve been saving for this moment and make this your moment. Like its aspen 1987 all over again.
a year ago
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PsychicMigration
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Ask for head
a year ago
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FreakSchoolers
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Worked. I did a lip 3000 on and landed with huge afterbang and got head
PsychicMigrationAsk for head
a year ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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if you use words like alpha or sigma you don't deserve to talk to a woman
a year ago
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FreakSchoolers
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Yeah, it was kind of a joke but I guess it probably wasn't the best idea
CowboySkibopif you use words like alpha or sigma you don't deserve to talk to a woman
a year ago
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PacificRimJob
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Dont talk to them.



They dont want to talk to you.



If youre gonna do anything, silently, perhaps without words, offer them something good - chocolate, a hit off your joint, a can of white claw. Some money. A ham sandwich. Your undying love and devotion. Your eternal soul for them to control until the end of time. your recently removed left testicle. A booger fresh from your nose for them to eat.

If they want to talk to you after that, You are now a sigma.
a year ago
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