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Vishnu nightmare

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beepski
Posts: 40 - Karma: 379
Last night I dead ass had a dream where my wife’s started turning into noodles. At first it was kinda sick but then they started becoming unride able. Shit literally woke me up I was so devastated, I was like damn I bough them last month and now there noodles. Thankfully just a dream.
Feb 27 2024 10:44PM
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PresidentSkroob
Posts: 209 - Karma: -1,181
I can sort of relate.

One time I woke up from a dream to find that my wife’s vishnus had become noodles. Tried to warranty them but the assholes at headquarters accused me of shipping them soggy noodles instead of skis. They didn’t seem to get it. Wife was upset to say the least.
Feb 27 2024 10:58PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
Dont get married I guess, dude.
Feb 27 2024 11:33PM
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skiRF
Posts: 120 - Karma: 471
shit
Feb 28 2024 12:49AM
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Dlonetti
Posts: 1924 - Karma: 20,281
GayWolf420Dont get married I guess, dude.

idk why this is downvoted I thought it was funny. was reading the post trying to figure out why his wife was turning into noodles
Feb 28 2024 9:58AM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3244 - Karma: 31,040
Even worse... i had a nightmare that my wife actually SKIIED and i could never just relax and shred w the boys in peace n harmony.
Feb 28 2024 1:39PM
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Lip_on
Posts: 468 - Karma: -2,044
KilaTsunamiEven worse... i had a nightmare that my wife actually SKIIED and i could never just relax and shred w the boys in peace n harmony.


Based
Feb 28 2024 2:12PM
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CantThinkOfaName
Posts: 415 - Karma: -964
I had a dream where I was gay and I bought vishnus but luckily when I woke up my wife’s boyfriend comforted me and we went and rode our j skis into the sunset
Feb 28 2024 2:16PM
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Session
Posts: 5404 - Karma: 22,511
KilaTsunamiEven worse... i had a nightmare that my wife actually SKIIED and i could never just relax and shred w the boys in peace n harmony.


Not gonna lie. The day my wife decided to stop going to the mountain with me changed everything.
Feb 28 2024 2:17PM
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Evancantspin
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9,028
All these disgusting ns users lying about having a female presence in their life is funny.
Feb 28 2024 4:51PM
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mikem
Posts: 951 - Karma: 9,502
Holy I just had that same dream but my wife’s noodles became soggy. Then I starved and died because soggy wife’s noodles.
Feb 28 2024 5:00PM
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hockeyskis94
Posts: 33 - Karma: 258
Alright everyone's had a "wet dream" but this shit is ridiculous
Feb 28 2024 6:46PM
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Lip_on
Posts: 468 - Karma: -2,044
hockeyskis94Alright everyone's had a "wet dream" but this shit is ridiculous


Vishnu Wet Dream
Feb 29 2024 1:51PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3729 - Karma: -12,019
CantThinkOfaNameI had a dream where I was gay and I bought vishnus but luckily when I woke up my wife’s boyfriend comforted me and we went and rode our j skis into the sunset


lmfao why are all the comments on your profile "welch village thug"?? 😭
Feb 29 2024 5:31PM
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Disvo
Posts: 198 - Karma: 462
i had a dream where i thought i overdosed on fentanyl lucky i woke up with a 800 dollar ambiance bill
Mar 4 2024 11:14AM
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