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Pickup lines😈

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JevanqauviousIII
Posts: 184 - Karma: -796
In honor of valentines day. Give me ur best pickup lines to say to my crush
Feb 15 2024 11:05AM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 22,132
Are you a car battery?







because I’d throw you into the ocean
Feb 15 2024 11:06AM
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JevanqauviousIII
Posts: 184 - Karma: -796
Here’s my pickup line:
lock me in a dog kennel and spray pizza sauce on me
Feb 15 2024 11:07AM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1035 - Karma: 5,766
Hey baby, are you in 4k cause man you lookin sharp!
Feb 15 2024 11:29AM
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deac
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,571
ur taking a shower? WITHOUT ME?!?!
Feb 15 2024 12:33PM
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deac
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,571
ur taking a shower? WITHOUT ME?!?!
Feb 15 2024 12:34PM
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deac
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,571
deke_skiur taking a shower? WITHOUT ME?!?!


sorry for the double post my chromebook tweaking
Feb 15 2024 12:34PM
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JevanqauviousIII
Posts: 184 - Karma: -796
deke_skiur taking a shower? WITHOUT ME?!?!


Where mah hug at😂
Feb 15 2024 12:40PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,678
are you piss and cum cause i wanna lick you off the floor
Feb 15 2024 1:10PM
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deac
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,571
arnie_grapeare you piss and cum cause i wanna lick you off the floor



Feb 15 2024 1:41PM
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VTshredder69
Posts: 2991 - Karma: -7,915
It's too bad i'm gay because you're pretty.
Feb 15 2024 8:52PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 11,351
Hey girl
are you a social minority
because I hate you with a burning passion
Feb 17 2024 1:32AM
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deac
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,571
Rock_InhabitantHey girl
are you a social minority
because I hate you with a burning passion

this
Feb 17 2024 1:36AM
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PresidentSkroob
Posts: 209 - Karma: -1,178
Nice tits. Take your shirt off and drop your pants you good for nothing whore.
Feb 17 2024 3:46PM
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Jacobthesadskier
Posts: 491 - Karma: 4,840
As Kanye west once said: One good girl is worth a thousand bitches, so are you a good girl, or do you have 999 friends you can call? (I'm truly sorry.)

**This post was edited on Feb 17th 2024 at 4:04:43pm
Feb 17 2024 4:04PM
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Newsheepers
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 4,130
PresidentSkroobNice tits. Take your shirt off and drop your pants you good for nothing whore.


ironically this method is working in 2024
Feb 18 2024 9:51PM
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littleman34
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 4,146
Nice bum where ya from.


I sent that to a girl on tinder once, it got a good reaction. Not that good though :(
Feb 18 2024 11:57PM
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VTshredder69
Posts: 2991 - Karma: -7,915
Rock_InhabitantHey girl
are you a social minority
because I hate you with a burning passion


Looooll
Feb 19 2024 8:38AM
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