Replying to Predicting Closing Dates for the mid-atlantic resorts (no bias at all)

Again, absolutely zero bias here

Snowshoe: February 20th

Timberline: February 13th

Massanutten: February 19th

The beautiful and mighty Seven Springs Resort, located in the holy land of Western Pennsylvania: June 30th, after a large snow storm is summoned by our King, Thomas Wallisch, during the Toyota Takeover.

Would greatly appreciate your thoughts on this very unbiased list!