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Ski Haikus

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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 15,460
Share some of your favorites or any you can think of

Here is one I just made up

Pow, the best feeling
Go left, go right, left again
Slash to fill your heart
a year ago
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 15,460
I also wrote this one for Henrik

Ar ar ar ar ar!
Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar!
Ar ar ar yezzur!
a year ago
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 15,460
And this for Tanner

You know me, ski boss
Once my ankles were broken
Now I shred chest deep
a year ago
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wyld_stallyns
Posts: 475 - Karma: 4,629
Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.
a year ago
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devstacks
Posts: 175 - Karma: 2,062
The lip blind 2 okay?
Ice crystals frozen on my beard
Friendly game of SLVSH
a year ago
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hamsauce
Posts: 302 - Karma: 2,613
where is @BlainTalent
the master of poetry
we need our boy blain

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2024 at 1:28:31pm
a year ago
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PussyFinder
Posts: 277 - Karma: 802
bennwithtwonsShare some of your favorites or any you can think of

Here is one I just made up

Pow, the best feeling
Go left, go right, left again
Slash to fill your heart


BlaneTalent, that is all
a year ago
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Deez_Mcskis
Posts: 382 - Karma: 3,791
Freshly groomed kickers

The sound of metal edges

On freshly groomed snow
a year ago
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Andi_G
Posts: 3099 - Karma: 15,248
its a big shitshow
Newschoolers summer forums
shoutout ya boi blain
a year ago
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simontheskiboi
Posts: 105 - Karma: 520
yo this isn't Blain
Blain get yo ass in here now
bess us with thy words
a year ago
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mikem
Posts: 956 - Karma: 9,564
Actually banger thread, loved first two posts.

I could talk about the god of haikus. but he is probably lurking and doesn't need to be summoned again.

Love you all for being you, write more, express more, just be you. Life is not serious, but at least we have each other.
a year ago
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skalbanan
Posts: 166 - Karma: 489
Fuck bitches

Get money
a year ago
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bootspace
Posts: 419 - Karma: 3,523
spins are for jocks,
i can’t spin,
keep it stylish
a year ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 15,565
Backcountry kickers
Next to massive rocky cliffs
A fun day with friends
a year ago
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