HUGE hits big shits.

So I’m off the antibiotics. Ear infections. Sinus infections. Ya know

so I go to Alta with my homies like you do when you shitting straight liquid. And of course the best thing to do is to go into the GMD. One bomb later filled with coffee and beer. I go take a lap.


skiing down feeling kinda loose and hungover. I tee up this hit straight under the lift. As I’m looking at it like a lil hungover bitch. All these fucking pro skiers with no helmets and mad style ski straight into it. Switch ones. Switch 3s. All capped blunts.


im nervous. Like I have to follow em. The entire chair is watching. So I build up the confidence and drop in. And now let me tell you this thing is way huge. Like way HUGE. I hit it. 5ft to flat. And that’s when the Taco bell breakfast, espresso, pbr and those antibiotics all come loose. Straight into my baggy and swaggy 2xl arsenic pants. I hard cut left and ski into the wildcat woods. I take my underwear off and ditch it.

I don’t think I can return to Alta. If anyone wants my pass please take it. Also if you find my underwear just let it be. I’m sorry