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Kuura Koivisto Fake Steeze

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ThisHeals
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Obviously unbelievable skier just seems to be doing a bit too much a some of those landings
Jan 19 2024 1:50PM
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Lemuel
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Can't help it with the long poles my dude.
Jan 19 2024 1:54PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Ever hear of afterbang?
If you're talking about a Slvsh game, it's because those shots wouldn't make it into an edit, but still obv. a make.
Jan 19 2024 2:18PM
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isthiscorked
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nah hes raw. it looks good
Jan 19 2024 4:55PM
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steezytangerine
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guy made a fake account just for this. Probably @SteezyYeeter during his health break
ThisHealsObviously unbelievable skier just seems to be doing a bit too much a some of those landings
Jan 19 2024 4:59PM
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BLandz
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Thank God somebody else said it first.

I feel bad for Kuura man. Everybody jacked his sw landing pole swing steeze so he didn’t know what to do and wanted to be unique again so he jacked edjoys forward landing pole swing steeze.

Nah im just playin man, not really, but whatever. Ski how you want, but if you’re gonna force your landing swag you can’t deny it looks very unnatural and unnecessary a lot of times.

**This post was edited on Jan 19th 2024 at 6:06:34pm
Jan 19 2024 6:05PM
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BallClapper
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What has the world come to? All these newbs proudly waving the negative karma flag.
Jan 19 2024 9:20PM
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Farmville420
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I agree that he does too much but personally I think it looks good
Jan 20 2024 7:08AM
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FundCaudal
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ThisHealsObviously unbelievable skier just seems to be doing a bit too much a some of those landings


Hey I’m Kuura and I just wanted to tell you that I 100% agree with this.

I’m not sure how this became a thing for me, I recently realised this and I think it’s about me trying to claim a trick (which I don’t like at all hahah) or trying to play it of cool if I’m landing sketch. But I totally agree, it looks unnecessary, and I don’t think the long poles have anything to do with it.

Gotta work on that for sure, thanks for keeping it real!!
Jan 20 2024 12:05PM
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justchillin
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^when your flavor comes down to how you stomp your tricks, you are most likely " killin it"...cant wait to see that freestyle light up the Xgames.
us kids are just so picky behind the screen, but it does show when wallish over bangs an easy trick. there is absolutely a time and a place for bang, and when it comes to the "big air show" , you gotta have hype to win....
thanks for dropping that beat on us, now go send it!!!!
Jan 20 2024 12:27PM
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s.j.mitchell
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Not taking anything away from this man’s insanity on skis but you’re arms don’t end up at shoulder level doing a f4. Does look forced
Jan 20 2024 6:44PM
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steezytangerine
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FundCaudalHey I’m Kuura and I just wanted to tell you that I 100% agree with this.

I’m not sure how this became a thing for me, I recently realised this and I think it’s about me trying to claim a trick (which I don’t like at all hahah) or trying to play it of cool if I’m landing sketch. But I totally agree, it looks unnecessary, and I don’t think the long poles have anything to do with it.

Gotta work on that for sure, thanks for keeping it real!!


Personally, im hoping you take the w at slvsh cup but thats just my humble opinion on this topic.
Jan 20 2024 8:08PM
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mattytru
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i think its a semi-conscious tactic to smooth out every landing, even if he's feeling a little wobbly he can vibe it out and it makes his skiing look a lot more consistent. he's so nasty that in my opinion it doesnt matter and i consider it valid. but i hear where youre coming from
Jan 21 2024 9:38AM
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SteezyYeeter
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steezytangerineguy made a fake account just for this. Probably @SteezyYeeter during his health break

not to ruin ur joke, haha i guess, but i want to clarify that i did not take a 'health break'. i just needed to study for midterms w/o distractions.
Jan 22 2024 9:22PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3669 - Karma: -11,712
steezytangerineguy made a fake account just for this. Probably @SteezyYeeter during his health break


haha nah, kuura's actually one of my fav skiers.
Jan 23 2024 7:24PM
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sethoscope
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When you’re so good you have to worry about what your afterbang looks like
Jan 25 2024 10:10AM
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SteezyYeeter
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SteezyYeeterhaha nah, kuura's actually one of my fav skiers.


LOL i literally forgot i already responded to you
Jan 25 2024 10:46AM
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steezytangerine
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SteezyYeeterLOL i literally forgot i already responded to you


seek help
Jan 25 2024 10:47AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Moomin sweater beats any "fake steeze" allegation
Jan 25 2024 11:26AM
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SmokedGouda
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The only good skiers are ones who suck on string cheese and willing to tell a crowd of 100 people about the experience. you have to be a captivating figure.
Jan 25 2024 4:53PM
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