Park rats have ruined the sport of skiing

Jemsone of the poorest trolling attempts i’ve seen in a while

eheath

Mogulmaster69Sorry Mr. Jems ☹️

SlushSeason"Brands named after small boats" took me a minute
I thought OP just didn't know what an Armada is

Mogulmaster69jet skis was the goal

Mogulmaster69jet skis was the goal

Jemsone of the poorest trolling attempts i’ve seen in a while

eheath

Mogulmaster69Park rats have ruined the sport of skiing. The culture evolved around the terrain park has ruined millions of lives. They started as innocent skiers, sloping down the groomers, but slowly the park devil encapsulated their souls, banishing then to the terrain park.
It all begins with what they wear; XXXL pants comparable to parachutes wrap around their microscopic chicken legs and small knobs (which have never been used). And up top they wear XXL hoodies with satanic graphics and Aztec Sacrificial Toques. They wear tiny vintage Oakley Eyejacket sunglasses to cover their bloodshot eyes, and they cover their hands with leather from a cow. Under them they use Tri-Buckle full tilts, what’s 3+3? The answer is 6… 666 is their calling card. There skis are upturned at both ends, with graphics deciphering satanic killer cases, and brand names named after Hindu gods and small boats.
Their culture also revolves around drug use. They are all constantly high, whether it be from their penjamins or fentanyl. And this culture has spread around the world killing millions of innocent folks who just wanted to ski for Christmas.
Their music is also vulgar. Consisting of many PLUH’S and satanic words. One of these satanists is Playboi Carti. His music, which is used in countless edits, portrays genocidal messages to be upheald by the park community.
In conclusion, what park rats and their culture has done to the world should be brought to light. It is evil and has to be stopped at all costs.

Thank you for your time,

A concerned racer.

STEEZUS_CHRI5TSeemed more like more like a shitpost than a troll

eheath

devstacksThis is the pinnacle of evan heath humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he made this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a creation, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

STEEZUS_CHRI5TSeemed more like more like a shitpost than a troll

devstacksThis is the pinnacle of evan heath humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he made this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a creation, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

SlushSeason"Brands named after small boats" took me a minute
I thought OP just didn't know what an Armada is

skinesI for some reason was thinking icelantics even though that doesn’t make sense

Mogulmaster69Park rats have ruined the sport of skiing. The culture evolved around the terrain park has ruined millions of lives. They started as innocent skiers, sloping down the groomers, but slowly the park devil encapsulated their souls, banishing then to the terrain park.
It all begins with what they wear; XXXL pants comparable to parachutes wrap around their microscopic chicken legs and small knobs (which have never been used). And up top they wear XXL hoodies with satanic graphics and Aztec Sacrificial Toques. They wear tiny vintage Oakley Eyejacket sunglasses to cover their bloodshot eyes, and they cover their hands with leather from a cow. Under them they use Tri-Buckle full tilts, what’s 3+3? The answer is 6… 666 is their calling card. There skis are upturned at both ends, with graphics deciphering satanic killer cases, and brand names named after Hindu gods and small boats.
Their culture also revolves around drug use. They are all constantly high, whether it be from their penjamins or fentanyl. And this culture has spread around the world killing millions of innocent folks who just wanted to ski for Christmas.
Their music is also vulgar. Consisting of many PLUH’S and satanic words. One of these satanists is Playboi Carti. His music, which is used in countless edits, portrays genocidal messages to be upheald by the park community.
In conclusion, what park rats and their culture has done to the world should be brought to light. It is evil and has to be stopped at all costs.

Thank you for your time,

A concerned racer.

devstacksThis is the pinnacle of evan heath humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he made this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a creation, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

devstacksThis is the pinnacle of evan heath humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he made this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a creation, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

weedskidamn dude, take it easy, we all pity him