The origins of why this trick is cool burned down inside the library of Alexandria in 48 BCE. The Norse God, Ullr, deemed it a trick to righteous and cool for our kind. But some say in the 1990s Tanner Hall used to know the truth. Passed onto him by a prophet on the Las Vegas Strip, it led to his rise to fame, much like the pick of destiny did with Led Zeppelin Tanner Hall just could not stop winning XGames. But when T Hall busted his ankles on Chads Gap, he also smoked his dome piece and the the Truth of the Lip on Blind 2 slipped away from him like a feather in the wind. Within weeks the Truth of the Lip on Blind 2 drifted to Vermont and found a new carrier. Tall T Dan. To this day, Tall T Dan is the only known carrier of the truth of the lip on blind tru. He bestows this secret upon himself and carries its burden with a strength few men have ever honed, he knows if he were to share it there would be an imbalance in the force. Like Samwise Gamgee Carrying Frodo up Mount Doom, Tall T Dan carries the burden of The Truth of skiing. He is a master at work, doing only Lip on Blind 2's is his great sacrifice so that the gods give us, mere mortals, the freedom to chose what trick we do. To honor the messiah, Dan, for his great sacrifice, You must do a Lip on Blind 2 every time you go skiing. For every skier that does a Lip on Blind 2, Dan's strength and sowing skills will grow stronger, until one day he will have the strength to even kit out Ullr and all the Norse gods in fly arsenic beanies and sweaters. When this day comes, when the Norse God of snow and skiing has a full arsenic kit, we will simultaneously be launched into an new era of snow days. snow will be measured in meters rather than inches. Snowpacks will meld together like welded steel, Avalanches will cease to exist, and terrain parks will literally build themselves. You just gotta believe brother, and do a shitload of lip on blind 2's.
