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How to do a DIY circumsision

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fabbe
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Yo gangily, i could need some help with my TH12 account on COC it doesent send the code gangily
Dec 4 2023 7:36AM
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Forrest.Gump
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tell your mom to stop paying your phone bill.
it will solve all App related problems,
even NS wont distract you from doing,
real life stuff.
Dec 4 2023 11:44AM
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Newsheepers
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thats tuff bud
Dec 4 2023 12:01PM
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r00kie
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I say you do it the biblical way. Grab a stone and see how sharp you can make it. When you think it's ready get a buddy to hold the foreskin while you cut it with the sharp rock you made.
Dec 4 2023 11:47PM
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dognutz
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r00kieI say you do it the biblical way. Grab a stone and see how sharp you can make it. When you think it's ready get a buddy to hold the foreskin while you cut it with the sharp rock you made.

mmm like cutting a turtle neck off with a spoon
Dec 5 2023 12:22AM
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Farmville420
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Dec 5 2023 7:10PM
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theabortionator
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r00kieI say you do it the biblical way. Grab a stone and see how sharp you can make it. When you think it's ready get a buddy to hold the foreskin while you cut it with the sharp rock you made.


This is pretty much the biblical version of Saw.

Would you like to play a game?!?!?
Dec 5 2023 7:18PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Dec 6 2023 11:39AM
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AqUaTeEj
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Exacto knife n trace around then go to town. Extra points for dull blade builds character
Dec 6 2023 1:22PM
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Slowbro
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It’s not that hard dude, just get down to it
Dec 6 2023 1:53PM
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TreeJam
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I used bolt cutters
Dec 7 2023 11:36AM
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qazwsxedc34
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To fit in and play sports, Jews during Roman times would tie a rock around the little foreskin they had left and eventually it would pull the skin back over the head.

Genital mutilation actually makes no sense and anyone who argues it prevents AIDS or it helps you keep sand from scraping the head when fighting a war in Mideast is half right.
Dec 7 2023 2:19PM
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qazwsxedc34
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You could also call a mohel to suck it after clipping it off with fingernails dipped in wine.
Dec 7 2023 2:21PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Post up at the top of the park and tie one end of a string to the foreskin and the other end to a homie. Foreskin hits the booter and homie hits the roller, getting that hot footie.
Dec 11 2023 4:44PM
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