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Clout glasses gotta go

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Alex.wackel
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If you wear these on hill (ironically not ironically) please do not talk to me and reevaluate your life choices
Nov 15 2023 1:33AM
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Lemuel
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Oops meant to say gen x
KilaTsunamiGen z starts at 1997, but those heads just conform to whatever trends on TikTok that week. Super soft and mailable.
Nov 16 2023 7:20AM
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weastcoat
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TuckoHot take but i like pit vipers (or any other large lens sunnies, i got giros) since they provide a little bit of wind protection without the bulk of goggles, even at the cost of looking like a pretentious douche bag


Oakleys are a much better option I agree with you on the bulk of goggles part.
Nov 16 2023 8:18AM
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Frenchibre
Posts: 92 - Karma: 287
Slut strands, poc helmet, full pata gtx gear, black crows skis, pit vipers
Nov 16 2023 8:27AM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2797 - Karma: 26,371
LemuelOops meant to say gen x


Haha ok that makes more sense. More like Oakley was done w that style but Pit Viper kept it goin for the ppl stuck in that time period lol
Nov 16 2023 10:31AM
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d5r
Posts: 77 - Karma: 964
it’s from last spring i don’t have em at school rn i’ll take a new one when i go home for break
LemuelI thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.



also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame
Nov 16 2023 11:25AM
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trash_pandaaa5
Posts: 80 - Karma: 481
oakley eye jacket is simply the best there shape is perfect for the wind, since its shaped around your eyeballs. Plus you look like dope as shit wearing them, even MJ wore them they are so dope.
Nov 16 2023 3:49PM
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PitViper
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ok so it seems like what you all really want is Pit Viper Clout Glasses?
Nov 16 2023 4:44PM
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MichiganCatFart
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PitViperok so it seems like what you all really want is Pit Viper Clout Glasses?

Ain’t no way there is a real pit viper ns account. I thought it was advertised strictly toward barstool sports fans and hi vis collar workers
Nov 16 2023 5:01PM
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PitViper
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MichiganCatFartAin’t no way there is a real pit viper ns account. I thought it was advertised strictly toward barstool sports fans and hi vis collar workers


fair. they are valuable customers.

this is a real pit viper newschoolers account. we're a ski brand, first and foremost

you might not know it because we're ALSO a startup run by ski bums, which means we are not the best at nailing communication and being a Business. but if you want the history of Pit Viper, this article is pretty thorough: https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-gear/gear-news/pit-viper-sunglasses-rob-gronkowski/
or you could listen to it here: https://blisterreview.com/podcasts/pit-viper-co-founders-on-string-theory-their-origin-story-hotdogs-new-products-more-ep-252
Nov 16 2023 5:31PM
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deac
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PitViperfair. they are valuable customers.

this is a real pit viper newschoolers account. we're a ski brand, first and foremost

you might not know it because we're ALSO a startup run by ski bums, which means we are not the best at nailing communication and being a Business. but if you want the history of Pit Viper, this article is pretty thorough: https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-gear/gear-news/pit-viper-sunglasses-rob-gronkowski/
or you could listen to it here: https://blisterreview.com/podcasts/pit-viper-co-founders-on-string-theory-their-origin-story-hotdogs-new-products-more-ep-252



Nov 16 2023 5:52PM
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somburd
Posts: 96 - Karma: 1,055
Me instead. Smoking a newport.

Nov 16 2023 5:58PM
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hylandist
Posts: 57 - Karma: 258
STEEZUS_CHRI5T





my gym teacher wore these
Nov 16 2023 9:39PM
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Tucko
Posts: 225 - Karma: 1,893
weastcoatOakleys are a much better option I agree with you on the bulk of goggles part.

Fair, pit vipers are way too expensive, the only pair I had I found in the landing of a rail, and my giros were only 50 bucks
Nov 16 2023 10:29PM
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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 672 - Karma: 1,207
pete is the only man that can pull them off end of story.
Nov 17 2023 12:05AM
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Farmville420
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MichiganCatFartAin’t no way there is a real pit viper ns account. I thought it was advertised strictly toward barstool sports fans and hi vis collar workers

My first memory of Pit Viper was them employing Totally Trevor through a thread on this site, and I think he still works for them lol. Paying Trevor is enough of a reason for me to fuck with a brand
Nov 17 2023 2:10AM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 27,736
PitViperok so it seems like what you all really want is Pit Viper Clout Glasses?


Don’t Bud Light yourself

Stay in your lane
Nov 17 2023 6:25AM
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PitViper
Posts: 19 - Karma: 548
Farmville420My first memory of Pit Viper was them employing Totally Trevor through a thread on this site, and I think he still works for them lol. Paying Trevor is enough of a reason for me to fuck with a brand


the saddest day in Pit Viper history was when Trev told me he was moving to Tuscon Arizona and had to quit his full time job at Pit Viper. we still get to work on random projects together but we will never be the same without him.
Nov 17 2023 12:36PM
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