nmwninjartRoommates in the Army.... Enough said haha. This is why I live alone.
The worst I had was when I was stationed in Korea. This 27 year old lady was the drunk company whore. She got wasted every day and had guys over every night. Our rooms in the barracks were very small and you can hear Everything your roommate does. My appreciation for heavy metal began here. I would go to sleep with headphones on to drown out the noise. She'd have lunch break band sessions too. Sometimes her partners would come over to my side of the room and try to get me to join in on the fun. I never did. Gross. I even threw out my section sergeant one night. I was 19 at the time and was more responsible than she was. One night she got so hammered out in the bars that she fell and broke her wrist, didn't come home that night. But that didn't stop her. She still kept at it with easily a new guy every week or so. When we went out we had to be with someone so by default as her roommate I got stuck having to go out with her. I lost track of how many times I had to take her home because she couldn't do it herself. She liked gambling too so she'd blow her $600 paycheck in one night. She started leaving her $ with me because she knew it. So I ended up being her bank. Oh God I was so happy when she left.
I almost forgot this nasty memory. My 19th birthday, I came back midday from buying some groceries and walked in on her with 2 guys. She was sucking on one of the squad leaders while another guy from our platoon was getting her from behind. I turned right back around and sat in the common room with my groceries.
My next roommate after her wasn't quite as bad as her. She had a lot of sex too but at least wasn't an alcoholic and stayed with the same guy. But his feet stunk soooo bad I had to open the windows, light scented candles, and turn on a box fan.
This is the most Army/Korea thing I've ever read.
On a similar note, doing barracks inspections in the Army I've seen things that blew my mind. Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.
Few things I've seen/heard:
-30+ spitters, completely full, most with no caps
-Dude who ETS/Dishonorably Discharged somehow didn't clear his room and it wasn't realized for 2 months.... food and laundry; he just left everything in there and flew out (smelled like a dead body in there, thankfully not my unit)
-Girls room with numerous gallon jugs of piss, I didn't see it first hand but it was legendary
-Couple banging in a room during a battalion-wide barracks inspection... both wearing headphones
-Two people found their roommates dead in one year (both natural causes)
-Dude on confinement (for some fairly serious crimes) "escaped" out a third-story window by tying clothes together, cartoon style. There's a video of it which was also used at his final court martial.