I'm sure you all know the feeling. Nobody can forget the feeling of going absolutely massive and stomping the living shit outta a jump, only to be graced with the feeling of someone kicking u in the nuts and the stomach at the same time. Whether it be both balls slapping your gooch or each of them slamming into eachother, it's safe to say shits always gnarly. That being said, I don't think anyone should fear the holy clap. In fact, it should be cherished.
First of all, there's no way yo balls clapping if u fall. U gotta be on ur feet for them thangs to swang. Taking something big enough to accelerate your balls enough to make it feel like you just to a bat to the knackers to your feet is definitely something to be proud of. It's really just a testimony to your ball size (in both the metaphorical and literal sense). Big claps take big balls. We should be boasting bout our ball claps, not tryna hide em.
And to anyone who says "just wear compression underpants", fucking grow a pair. How do you expect to ski freely if the most precious part or your body is sealed away. Might as well just ski in tights. How else u supposed to know you're a man if your gonads aren't swinging back and forth with each carve.
Next time your balls clap, don't be mad. Be proud of the stomp and the girth of your jewels. A big ball claps is one helluva flex.
**This thread was edited on Oct 25th 2023 at 9:45:30pm
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